After Chu Jiang said the meaning of angel love, Wu Meiniang's eyes flashed again. This guy looked careless, and he didn't expect to be so meaningful.
The connotation of men is always a killer mace for women!
As for the waitress, she turned into a flower addict, staring at the handsome Chu Jiang with frequent discharge in her eyes.
"You are sick. Your whole family is sick!" The seductive woman angrily said that she couldn't hear a word about the golden ratio, the love of angels, and the outrageous things. She only heard Chu Jiang say that she was sick.
"Boy, if you don't give me an explanation, I'll call more than ten brothers to kill you every minute!" The upstart is also furious.
Wu Meiniang was also stunned. She was fighting for a dress. Although this woman was hateful, Chu Jiang's mouth was too poisonous. She even said that she was sick.
"Don't you believe it? Let me talk about it." Chu Jiang ignored the eyes of the nouveau riche and said to the seductive woman, "have you found it difficult to sleep at night recently, depressed in the morning, dry mouth and excellent appetite?"
"How do you... Know?" The seductive woman was stunned, because Chu Jiang did have all the symptoms she said.
"I'm a doctor. Although your problem is not too serious, it may accelerate aging and even obesity due to long-term poor sleep and a large amount of food. Pay attention." The Chu River is really a tunnel.
"Ah! You... Nonsense!" The seductive girl was surprised, but she didn't believe it at once. She just didn't sleep well and had a better appetite. When she came to this boy's mouth, she turned out to be something that accelerated aging and even obesity. This... It's not what she said casually!
The boy must have found himself arguing with his girlfriend for an evening dress, so he deliberately said so. Well, it must be so.
"Cheat you whether you have money to earn. This is not the stagnation of the five internal organs caused by poor stomach qi. If it goes on for a long time, there will be a big problem. If you don't believe it, you can press your Qihai acupoint, which is three points below the navel. Just try it." Chu Jiang said seriously.
"Really?" Although the seductive woman didn't believe it, she was scared by Chu Jiang's serious appearance. Women can be fearless, but what they fear most is aging and obesity. Especially her role as a junior depends on her youth and figure.
Looking at Chu Jiang's serious appearance, even Wu Meiniang believed it. I didn't expect this guy to know medical skills in addition to his martial arts.
Is what he said to my grandpa at noon... True?
Wu Meiniang thought of her grandfather's disease as soon as she thought of medical skills. Chu Jiang seemed to say that she could help his grandfather treat it and prolong his life.
"Of course it's true. I have medical ethics." Chu Jiang said.
"Three points below the navel, right here." The seductive woman pressed the position of Qihai acupoint with hesitation.
"Yes, there it is. Press it." Chu Jiang nodded.
But after a while, there seemed to be no response.
"Try a little harder, and you'll believe what I said is true." Chu Jiang continued with an encouraging look.
The crowd stared at the seductive woman with bated breath. The fire of gossip was burning in their hearts. They were eager to know whether what Chu Jiang said was true.
The seductive girl gritted her teeth and pressed heavily on her Qihai acupoint. There was no response for one time, no response for two times, no response for three times
"You play with me..." the seductive woman seemed to finally feel that she had been played with, and turned to the upstart, "honey, he played with me and asked someone to cut him!"
"I really didn't fool you. You're really sick." Chu Jiang is still serious.
Wu Meiniang, the waitress and several guests standing around were also stunned. This guy kept saying that someone was sick. Pressing the button below could prove it, but when someone pressed it, there was no response at all.
"Fart..." the seductive woman was furious and shouted from the prison.
But she just roared half way. With her words, a loud and long fart burst out with a "bang" sound behind her.
The seductive woman even felt a burst of moisture, and even these excrement were vented together.
For a moment, her face turned purple.
This fart is loud and long, mixed with the turbidity of her internal organs, and it's not too early or too late. When she scolds farting, she let it out, as if she was brewing a farce, which is quite tacit.
All the people subconsciously covered their noses and retreated, keeping a distance from the seductive woman, including the upstart.
"Bastard..." she squeezed out two words from her teeth and stopped talking, because her intestines churned, so she couldn't help but fart more loudly and long.
When so many people fart so loudly, she almost wants to cry. Even if she farts one, she... She farts the second?!
Chu Jiang, who kept a certain distance from the seductive girl, couldn't miss the opportunity to laugh and say, "beauty, think about it. If you wear such an angel love fart, the designer of angel love will spit blood and die if you know it. Angel love represents nobility and purity, while your fart represents dirt and turbidity..."
"Fuck you... Fart!" The seductive girl blushed.
Heaven and earth conscience, a seductive woman doesn't say this sentence to match farting. Farting and farting are just her abusive idioms. Since she's used to it, she can only scold such a sentence on any occasion.
"Bang bang!"
With the words of a seductive woman, she farted for a long time, as if the plane threw * or more like a terrorist organization suicide * one after another.
"Boom..." people emitted a burst of laughter in the face of such earth shaking farts.
The seductive woman even has the heart of death. If this thing is spread, how can she be a person? Especially when she glimpses that the upstart has developed a look of disgust for her.
"Is it a little immoral to fart in public?"
"She's pretty. She should be qualified to fart!"
"How can beauty be associated with farting? Can beauty be willful!"
Nima's, don't you just fart a few times? Although it's a little loud, it can even be said to be a little earth shattering, but how can you do this? Talking turns into a fart and a beautiful criticism meeting.
Do you... Have a conscience!
The seductive woman stared at the crowd around her with venomous eyes and thought angrily.
"I didn't fool you. The most fundamental reason for your disease is that you don't exercise. According to my estimation, you don't like other sports except bed sports."
"There is another reason, that is, you have a bad state of mind. You want to fight for everything, not your own. What's your figure? What's my woman's figure? If you stand together, stand tall and make a judgment, don't you believe it? If you don't believe it, you can let everyone judge it."
Chu Jiang continued to be serious.
"You..." when the seductive woman heard this, she was very angry. She was angry and made a noise. At the same time, a large area of her pants was yellow and wet.