Chapter 958

"Uncle Mao..."

"Just call me brother Mao, brother."

"Here is the prescription for you. Remember to eat it once a week."

"Brother, what's this for?"

Mao Chengwen quickly and carefully took over and asked.

"Brother Mao, you are almost 40 years old, after all, you are not a young man, you know..." Chu Jiang laughed.

"Haha." Mao Chengcheng immediately understood what was going on.

At this time, several young men quietly approached Chu Jiang, a little excited and asked, "brother Chu, show me your anger, too. Let's have another pair."

"Get out, without your share, what to make up for when you are young!" Chu Jiang said with a smile, "by the way, brother Mao, if the eldest sister is happy, give me a call. After all, I'm too old to have a child. It's several times more careful than normal people. I'll prescribe an abortion prescription according to the situation of the eldest sister."

"Well, brother Chu, if I can have children, you are... The benefactor of our Mao family." Mao Chengwen shook Chu Jiang's hand again and said excitedly.

"A little effort, a little effort." Chu Jiang was modest for a moment, and then asked with a smile, "it's your turn to set the test questions."

"What more questions are there? In the world, there is no one else except brother Chu who can match last month's cold!" Mao Chengwen threw his voice on the ground and glanced at the young people around him.

So in this way, a talented uncle would have stood up to embarrass Chu Jiang, but because of a diagnosis of brother Jiang, he completely stood by brother Jiang.

Several young people opened their mouths to speak, but finally did not say it, because they asked themselves that they were not Mao Chengwen's opponents.

"Go and get the stone and let him come!"

"Let the stone come!"

The two young men muttered in a low voice. Now no one except stone has the ability to turn the tide.

In terms of the literary examination, when most people were about to stop, an obscene young man stood up.

In a big town, although the folk custom is simple, it does not rule out that some people are ignorant or obscene, just like our fingers, they have long and short.

"Wei, what do you want to do?" Chu Jiang didn't speak, but Mao Chengwen spoke first.

"Uncle Mao, let's give him a question to test him. In fact, it's equivalent to checking for uncle Leng an. It's not good for you to protect him like this." Ah Wei seemed to have a good eloquence. When Mao Chengcheng was said by him, he couldn't find a reason to refute at once, because from a certain point of view, he really shouldn't protect Chu Jiang.

"Brother Mao, it's all right. I'll do it myself." Chu Jiang gave Mao Chengwen a reassuring smile, because at this time, if Chu Jiang still let Mao Chengwen bear it, it means that he is ungrateful.

"Good, bold! Then I think of three couplets, how about?" Ah Wei praised Chu Jiang for a while, and then said immediately. If Chu Jiang doesn't agree, it's like telling everyone that Chu Jiang has no spirit.

"All right." Chu Jiang smiled faintly. He didn't believe what a wretched guy could do to him.

"One gun, two bullets, 28 years without war." Ah Wei rolled his eyes and came at once.

As soon as Ah Wei finished speaking, people with fast reaction ability immediately covered their heads with black lines, because these pairs... It seemed difficult to be elegant, and Ah Wei, this guy, just said it openly in front of 200 or 300 people.

But you say this pair is difficult to be elegant. Literally, it's unreasonable. Everyone can only be silent.

Wretched, wretched guy is a wretched pair when he opens his mouth!

But Ah Wei didn't know that our brother Jiang was a hundred times more wretched than him.

Chu Jiang immediately understood what was going on. Without waiting for four eyes to remind him, he thought a little and said, "one hole, two doors, no one has entered for 25 years."

"Good!"

At that time, several young people applauded desperately. They applauded not for Chu Jiang, but for the second couplet of Chu Jiang Dui, because this couplet was too... Daydreaming, even thrilling.

Chu Jiang shrugged his shoulders to express his helplessness. He was so wretched that he was not so right. How should he be right? People also feel that they can only be so right. They only blame Ah Wei for being obscene.

Leng Yuehan certainly understood the meaning of the couplet, so his cheeks flew over the red clouds.

"There is nothing to plough in the empty space."

"Idle two acres of fertile land, waiting for others to plough."

"Nothing happens to the ball during the day; nothing happens to the ball at night. Horizontal comment: extremely annoying."

"Empty during the day; empty at night. Horizontal inscription: respond to every request."

Chu Jiang answered like a stream.

For a moment, Ah Wei counseled, and everyone wanted to scold Ah Wei for being obscene, but literature is literature after all, it only has the meaning of hint, and it seems that there is no reason to scold.

"This wretched brother, wait a minute." When Chu Jiang saw Ah Wei trying to slip, his body blocked him.

"What do you... Want to do?" A Wei had just seen Chu Jiang's skill and asked himself that he was not Chu Jiang's opponent. His face changed and he was a little afraid.

"Don't worry, I just want to ask you a hypothetical question." Chu Jiang saw that everyone wanted to scold Ah Wei, and even wanted to teach Ah Wei a lesson. It seemed that he couldn't find a reason, so he asked with a smile.

"You... Say." Ah Wei saw that Chu Jiang was not using force, so his confidence came again.

"Suppose one night, you and a sister are playing in the park and sitting on a chair under a big tree. You are not in a good mood, so you say to your sister, 'I'm in a bad mood, can you make me happy?' the sister says, 'OK.' you say, 'let's start.' when your sister says, 'I make you happy with one hand', how will you answer?" Chujiang road.

"I will... Nod." Ah Wei gradually entered the scenario assumed by Chu Jiang, and immediately greedy, "I will shake my head."

Nodding, of course, means agreement. Shaking your head, of course, means that one hand seems not enough.

"The sister saw you nodding and shaking her head, so she continued to say, 'can I make you happy with two hands?'" Chu Jiang continued.

"Good." Ah Wei nodded first and then shook his head reluctantly.

People said they didn't understand. Ah Wei was obscene once, and how did brother Jiang become obscene?

So everyone began to look at Chu Jiang with strange eyes. Leng an and he Jie's faces were also a little hung up, but Leng Yuehan always kept smiling and listening.

"The sister continued to say softly, 'then I'll use two hands and add a mouth to make you happy?'" Chu Jiang continued.

This time, Ah Wei nodded desperately, and his heart was in full bloom.

It's fun to play with two hands and one mouth. Ah Wei seems to be completely brought into a happy and extremely pleasant scene by Chu Jiang.

Everyone's strange eyes became more serious, because Chu Jiang's words were too explicit. Everyone seemed to know what a woman's two hands and a mouth could do.

"Well, I'll make you feel good on behalf of that woman!" Chu Jiang laughed.

No, this guy has such a strong taste that a man wants to make a man feel good?

It seemed that thousands of grass and mud horses rushed by.

"Pa!"

"Pa!"

When everyone was confused, Ah Wei was slapped by Chu Jiang twice, and Chu Jiang hit him with his left hand and his right hand.

Ah Wei's face immediately swelled and his teeth fell all over the floor.

"Which beauty will use her mouth?" Chu Jiang Lang Sheng Dao.

This time, everyone completely understood Chu Jiang's intention, so——

"Boo!"

"Boo!"

"Boo!"

Several tough women spat on Ah Wei's face!!!