Chapter 1288

"I know that you are the door-to-door son-in-law of the Han family. In fact, important things can be said once, not three times." Chu Jiang laughed.

Peiwen was almost annoyed by Chu Jiang when he heard the speech. At the moment, Chu Jiang's laughter was like a magic sound, which was frightening.

"You... Don't start, let's call it a day." Peiwen, a hero, is prepared to leave first and then find someone to repair Chu Jiang. In Shoushi, he is not worried that Chu Jiang will run away.

"But I've already started. Do you think I can stop?" Chu Jiang's voice suddenly turned cold.

Peiwen shivered again, stuttering and explaining, "don't misunderstand... As long as you haven't done it to me, it's not a fight. It's nothing to beat two bodyguards."

"Misunderstand your sister!" Chu Jiang said, kicking Peiwen's fat stomach.

"Ah!" Peiwen's fat body flew directly a few meters away and fell heavily to the ground.

His scream was actually quite loud, but it was hardly worth mentioning in the manic music. It was soon drowned. The dancers continued to dance and the drinkers continued to drink.

Even if someone sees it, they won't care. Such a kick is common in bars.

"I'm right. You're just puffy. Otherwise, how can I kick you so far?" After Chu Jiang kicked, he continued to walk slowly towards Peiwen, and then turned around him.

"You... Don't kick any more. Let's call it a day, OK?" Peiwen stood up and looked at Chu Jiang with his stomach covered, as if he were negotiating.

"Let me ask you a question first."

“……”

"What's the difference between a kick and a kick?"

"This..."

"Beating your bodyguard and beating you are the same from a certain point of view; kicking and kicking are actually the same from a certain point of view. Isn't it?"

Chu Jiang slowly explained that since he knew Peiwen was the door-to-door son-in-law of the Han family, a flash of light flashed through his mind and decided to make good use of this chess piece.

How to use it?

Exchange him for the dark queen?

No, it's impossible. It's just a visiting son-in-law. In the eyes of the Han family, it's almost nothing. Where can we talk about exchange.

It was Chu Jiang who believed that since God arranged for this door-to-door son-in-law to appear next to him, it must have his role, and my natural talent must be useful.

"Silence means consent. You also think that there is no difference between me kicking you once and kicking you twice."

"Yes, yes... Ah!"

At this moment, Peiwen understood the meaning of Chu Jiang's sentence and desperately shouted that there was a difference, but it was too late. Chu Jiang lifted his foot and kicked him in the stomach, and his swollen body flew up again.

"Bang!"

This time I didn't fall further, but fell in front of the No. 9 card seat, at the feet of two beauties.

Peiwen covered his stomach on the ground and caught a glimpse of two pairs of invincible long legs. At this moment, he no longer flashed the idea of obscenity, but was ashamed and could not wait to find a ground seam to drill in.

It's a shame that he lost it to grandma's house tonight!

The two beauties did not speak, looked on coldly, and occasionally tasted red wine gracefully.

Chu Jiang walked slowly towards Peiwen again.

"Two kicks are different from three!" This time Peiwen was also good at learning. Before Chu Jiang asked, he took the initiative to say. The purpose was, of course, to hope that Chu Jiang would stop playing for the third time.

"What's the difference?" Chu Jiang asked with a smile.

Yes, what's the difference? Two kicks are also kicked, and three kicks seem to be the same.

Peiwen was stunned at first, and then hurriedly said, "it's just a small misunderstanding to kick two times, just explain to each other, and kick three times is deep hatred, which will never be solved in the future."

Cheap!

A son-in-law of the Han family, in order not to be kicked by Chu Jiang for the third time, unexpectedly said that being kicked by Chu Jiang for the second time was just a small misunderstanding, and it would be all right to explain.

So does this sentence mean that Chu Jiang can kick him casually for two times in the future, as long as he doesn't kick him for the third time?!

"Bang!"

But Peiwen just finished explaining, and was kicked by Chu Jiang for the third time, and his body flew out a few meters away.

"I know you're cheap, but I tell you, tonight I have to take a deep hatred with you. How can I drop it?" Chu Jiang said angrily after kicking.

Peiwen, who fell to the ground, seemed to have thousands of grass and mud horses galloping by, and he was almost collapsed. If he was given a magic choice, he would definitely choose to turn himself into lightning and directly chop the Chu River to death.

Nima's, why don't you play cards according to common sense!

Less kick, more kick, he didn't open his mouth, he thought he had no difference by default, and then kicked himself again; But this time I opened my mouth and strongly expressed that it was different to kick less and more, but... I still couldn't get rid of the fate of being kicked!

Heaven, earth, open your eyes and have a look. Accept this devil!

"Is there any difference between three kicks and four kicks?" When Peiwen's heart was surging, Chu Jiang swaggered to his side again and asked slowly.

"..." Peiwen was completely petrified. NIMA's, asked, asked NIMA's force. Anyway, answering or not answering was kicked, and he answered a bird.

"Let me tell you, in fact, it doesn't make any difference how many times you kick, as long as you don't kick to death. Smart, you understand, the only difference in life is life and death, not how many times you kick." Chu Jiang seems to have become a philosopher, explaining the mysteries of life.

"Yes, yes... Ah!" Peiwen couldn't help nodding and echoing, but the next second, he was kicked for the fourth time, and he fell back to the front of the good seat again.

When he saw two pairs of invincible long legs again, he even cried, no, even the heart of death.

At this moment, if Peiwen scolded loudly, he must scold: "NIMA's, you can kick if you want, but... Why don't you kick me far away, and finally kick me to a place where the beauty can't see!"

Some men are like this. They have been kicked four feet, and their bodies are in pain. They will also take care of their face.

From a certain point of view, this kind of man is still saved.

After knowing shame, such a man at least knows shame.

Chu Jiang hurried to Peiwen's side this time, A little embarrassed: "Mr. Pei, I think I have something to explain to you. Otherwise, I will have a bad conscience. Maybe I will have a bad conscience all my life. In fact, I planned to kick three times, but after three times, I found that you are too far away from the card seat. So for the fourth time, it's not my intention. I just want to kick you back a little closer to the card seat No. 9, and then you can get up, sit down, and we Talk face to face. "

Peiwen almost fainted when he heard the speech. The two beauties choked the rabbit pain and finally couldn't hold it back. At the same time, he laughed with a "poof" and showed a beautiful smile.