Chapter 16 - Admission to formal apprenticeship
The landlady said, "How are you going to compensate me? I spent over fifty dollars just to buy this piece of meat."
"One hundred, no, no. I'll pay two hundred." Li Xiaojun straightforwardly took out two soft girls' coins.
Although this landlady was middle-aged, she was much more valiant than Lin Sanmeng. Li Xiao Jun had once seen her chase a thief two streets away with a kitchen knife, forcing the thief to turn himself in at the police station.
"For your sake, I'll let it go." The landlady took the money, pointed at Big Yellow and said, "This time, this damn dog's luck is good. You can try it next time."
"I promise there won't be a next time." Li Xiao Jun made a small vow.
Big Yellow's eyes showed the whites of his eyes. He walked into the house with the meat in his mouth.
After finally getting rid of the landlord, Commander Li heaved a sigh of relief. He then said indignantly, "I'm not talking to you. How dare you steal meat from the landlady?"
"You still f * cking have the face to say what this thing is." Big Yellow swung his claw and swept the box in front of Li Xiaoyan, "Take a look. There's leftovers from the soup and bones. Do you think this thing can be eaten?"
Li Xiaojun replied subconsciously, "Isn't dogs supposed to eat bones?"
After saying that, he regretted it immediately. He forgot that Big Yellow was no ordinary dog because he was a medical saint!
When he wanted to apologize, he found that the anger in Big Yellow's eyes was overflowing. His dog face was squashed together.
Li Xiao Jun cursed in his heart and quickly admitted his wrongs: "About that, I'm saying …. Eh! "Sorry, Master Big Yellow, I know I was wrong."
Big Yellow let out a snort. His face was filled with ridicule.
Li Xiaojun was exasperated. He was done for, he had completely offended this dog.
Therefore, Li Xiaojun was very busy the whole day. First, he made action movies for his computer, then went to the supermarket to buy all kinds of snacks. Then, he gave Big Yellow a hot bath using his shower gel.
After Li Xiaobing bought a few bottles of Five Grains Essence and drank a few cups of it, Big Yellow finally opened his mouth.
"It's not that I'm talking about you, at such an age, what are you doing." I live in a run-down rented house, and I ride a broken bicycle. " Big Yellow said with an elder tone, "Back then, when I was your age, I was in a very good mansion with countless treasured horses. I wonder how many talented female fairies wanted to marry me."
Li Xiao Jun smiled and poured a cup for him, "Yes, yes. Master Big Yellow taught me a good lesson. I have no other choice. My abilities are limited." If you want to become rich, then I'll have to trouble you with imparting your abilities to me. "
Big Yellow finished it in one gulp, then he shook his doggy head and said, "There's nothing left to teach!"
Li Xiaojun said in disbelief, "What? Master, is your ability so little? "
"Bullshit, what kind of profound knowledge did I learn in my lifetime? You brat, you might not even be able to learn it in your entire life." Big Yellow jumped up as if his tail was stepped on.
"Then you said there's no need to spread it." Li Xiaojun pretended to be confused as he snickered in his heart: Am I unfair to you, a dog?
Big Yellow said, "Hmph, I was planning on taking you in as my disciple, but your performance is too terrible. You actually let me eat your bones. You won't know how to deal with me after you learn my skills."
"This, horses have lost their hooves, people have made mistakes! I promise there won't be a next time. " Li Xiao Jun giggled, scolding Jin Bao in his heart. This pretty boy was too evil, he couldn't even do such a small thing.
Big Yellow shook his head with a face full of disbelief.
Li Xiaojun gritted his teeth, "Why don't I follow the rules?"
"What rules?" Big Yellow said as he raised his eyelids.
Li Xiaoyan said, "It's where I used to work. Disciples have to present gifts for apprenticeship. If Master is tempted by the gift, Master will naturally accept a disciple."
Hearing that, Big Yellow looked at Li Xiao Jun weirdly, ridiculing, "You want to take me as your disciple? Do you have the ability to satisfy me? There was once someone who gave me half a human country as my master's gift, and I didn't even accept it. What ceremony can you possibly match up to this? "
Li Xiaojun revealed an expression of having succeeded in his evil scheme, "Can we compete? You just wait and see."