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"Everything else is easy to deal with, but this virgin's pubic hair is really hard to get!" Can I ask a virgin if she can give me a strand of your pubic hair? This guarantees the tempo of him being beaten to death! " Li Xiaobing shook his head and decided that it would be easier to find something else. However, he would find a way eventually!

Thinking about this, Li Xiaojun decided to find a toad first. It was easy, he just needed to go to a pond to find it. However, he took two steps forward and suddenly slapped his own forehead: "Damn!" Where did this pond come from! This entire city is made of reinforced concrete! "

"Hurry up and buy it! Fresh toads! " Suddenly, a vendor's voice came from the side!

"The heavens are truly blessed!" When Li Xiaojun heard this voice, his eyes lit up. He immediately walked forward and found a stall set up by a small vendor. A few fresh toads were jumping around inside!

"Little brother!" Let's have a few toads! " The peddler said as he saw Li Xiao Jun.

"This toad is poisonous!" Aren't you afraid of getting into trouble selling it like this? " Li Xiaojun said to the peddler with a sneer.

"Ah?!" What poison does a toad have? Isn't that the same as a bullfrog? " When the peddler heard Li Xiaojun's words, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

"Is there any poison?!" I think you know very well! But it didn't matter! I want all of your toads! Say your price! " Li Xiao Jun said to the peddler.

"A hundred!" Xiao Fan stretched out a finger and said to Li Xiao Jun.

"Holy sh * t!" Aren't you being too evil! These toads cost me a hundred dollars! If you sell it to someone else, you will be complained about! " Li Xiao Jun looked at Xiao Fan speechlessly.

"I don't care! If there's none, we won't sell it! " The hawker insisted on this price for Li Xiaojun, "Don't let go no matter what!"

"Good!" This was the price! I really admire you! " Li Xiao Jun speechlessly rolled her eyes at the peddler.

"Hehe!" That's right! " The hawker was beaming with happiness after receiving Li Xiaojun's money.

"Stop!" "Town Security!" Suddenly, a cold shout rang out!

Ah!" "The Town Security is here!" When the peddler heard these two words, he looked like a cat that had seen a mouse and immediately started running in a crazed manner!

"Hehe!" Hurry up and run! Be careful not to get caught! " Li Xiaojun smiled as he saw the figure of the peddler walking away.

"Halt!" A group of men wearing the uniform of the Town Security blocked Li Xiao Jun's way!

"Eh!" Did you guys recognize the wrong person? " Li Xiao Jun froze for a moment.

"How could I admit my wrongs!?" What is that thing in your hand!? " The Town Security member pointed at the toad in Li Xiao Jun's hand and asked.

"Oh!" This is a frog I caught in the field! " Li Xiao Jun replied with a smile.

"Hehe!" "Then you're going to sell it here, aren't you?" The Town Security member looked coldly at Li Xiao Jun and said.

"NO!" No! I'm going to take it back! " Li Xiao Jun hurriedly explained.

"Humph!" No need to quibble! I saw it, that person wanted to ask you to buy it! Fortunately, we got there in time! " The Town Security member looked at Li Xiao Jun and said.

"Ai!" What the hell! That's the peddler! I am innocent! " Li Xiao Jun was somewhat speechless.

"Then it's not right for you to buy this toad! You are encouraging this jobless trader! Come with us! " The Town Security said with a serious tone.

"Brothers!" I'm using it to save lives! " Li Xiao Jun anxiously said: "Just forgive me this once!"

"It's not impossible to spare you! But it needs some meaning! " The Town Security member laughed evilly and said.

Li Xiao Jun naturally understood what the Town Security was trying to say. After all this time, they just wanted him to give them some money, but who was Li Xiao Jun?! How could he give money!

"I'm sorry! I really can't give you guys the money! " Li Xiaojun said stubbornly.

"Hey!" You! Don't refuse a toast and eat a forfeit! " When the Town Security members heard Li Xiao Jun's words, they immediately rolled up their sleeves and prepared to deal with him!

"Ai!" Don't move! Do you have high blood pressure! And he hadn't slept last night! The past few days have been one of insomnia! "

"And do you cough a lot at night! His eyes were bloodshot! Sometimes when you overexert yourself, you will lose strength! "

"Do you often go to the toilet in the middle of the night? And I don't feel any strength in my four limbs! "

"…"

Li Xiaobing pointed at the Town Security in front of him and told them everything!

"You! How did you know?! " The Town Security members revealed surprised expressions as they stared at Li Xiao Jun.

"Hehe!" This was nothing! I'm a doctor! " Li Xiao Jun revealed a cold smile.

"Doctor! Please! You can see our situation! There must be a way! " The Town Security immediately shouted with excitement.

"Well, of course there is!" Li Xiao Jun lightly nodded: "I just need your cooperation!"

"We will definitely cooperate!" "We will definitely cooperate!" The Town Security members nodded their heads again and again. Compared to their arrogant appearance from before, they were like two completely different people!

"Hm!" What about my toad? " Li Xiaojun asked with a smile.

"What do you want to do!? What should he do?! We don't know anything! " Right now, he didn't have the time to care about such trivial matters. Naturally, this was his body's most important task!

"Yes!" Li Xiaobing nodded his head in satisfaction. Then, he grabbed a toad and used a silver needle to prick a lump on its back. Pus immediately gushed out from the toad!

Li Xiaojun washed the pus with silver needles, and then stabbed one of the Town Security. Using the thirteen needles, he helped him expel the poison from his body, and at the same time, eliminated the invisible symptoms from his body!

"Ai!" I'm done! My body feels so relaxed! " The Town Security member immediately shouted with excitement.

"And me! And me! " When the Town Security saw that Li Xiao Jun was successfully cured, they immediately surrounded him in excitement!

"Alright!" Rest assured! Everyone will get their turn! " Li Xiao Jun nodded lightly and then quickly used needles to heal each and every one of their bodies!

"Thank you! Thank you so much! " The Town Security felt that their bodies were much better, so they excitedly told Li Xiao Jun.

"Alright!" This is what I should do! "You're welcome!" Li Xiaojun smiled as he faced these pipes, and then he picked up the toad and left!

"Next is the dogtail grass! This thing is pretty common! " Li Xiao Jun carefully searched through the pile of wild grass and soon found a pile. He pulled it out and placed it inside a bag. When he raised his head, he found a little brother that was about to piss on the grass.

The child was shocked by the sudden appearance of Li Xiaoyan. This place where he was about to pee immediately shrunk back. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pee. At the same time, he began to cry!

"Ai!" Little brother, don't cry! " When Li Xiaojun saw this scene, he panicked! He was truly at a loss as to how to deal with this pair of children!