"Sorry, I forgot to untie it for you."
As Xiao Chen said, he patted Xiao Zhuo twice.
"You... what did you do to me!"
Xiao Zhuo stared at Xiao Chen and said in horror.
"It's nothing, don't get excited, come on, tell me, what's the latest news? For example, which female celebrity is cheating again, which male celebrity has a car shock and so on."
Xiao Chen asked with a gossipy face.
"..."
Xiao Zhuo wiped the blood from his face, and almost cursed, I'm fucking like this, I said your sister's cheating, I said your sister's car was shaking!
"Aren't you very aggressive? Tell me."
Seeing that Xiao Zhuo didn't speak, Xiao Chen felt a little unhappy.
"You... you hit me, this matter will not be left alone."
Xiao Zhuo stared at Xiao Chen and said angrily.
"Hey, are you threatening me again?"
Xiao Chen raised his eyebrows and raised his hand.
Seeing Xiao Chen raising his hand, Xiao Zhuo shrank his neck in fright. Xiao Chen's ferocity just now really scared him.
"Xiao Zhuo, aren't you the number one paparazzi in China? You must have a lot of exciting information in your hands. I don't need you to share the dry stuff. You can just talk to me casually."
Xiao Chen looked at Xiao Zhuo.
"Well, let's play a game, how about it? Three minutes, one revelation, and if you can't reveal it in three minutes, I'll give you a slap."
"..."
Hearing Xiao Chen's words, Xiao Zhuo was about to cry.
He did have a lot of materials, but he kept those materials for sale!
"Start counting the time from now on."
Xiao Chen glanced at his watch and said something.
"..."
Xiao Zhuo didn't speak, he was thinking about what to say to fool Xiao Chen.
Time passed by second by second.
Snapped.
Before Xiao Zhuo could think about what to say, Xiao Chen slapped him on the face.
"You... why did you hit me!"
Xiao Zhuo covered his face, startled and angry.
"It's three minutes."
After Xiao Chen finished speaking calmly, he looked down at his watch again and re-counted the time.
Xiao Zhuo looked at Xiao Chen's actions and trembled in his heart, did this guy really fight?
Now, he didn't dare to get ink stains anymore, he was miserable enough now, if he was slapped a few more times, he wouldn't even have a severe concussion.
"I said, I said, a month ago, Wu Yue and Zhang Liming went to the island country for vacation..."
"Wu Yue? Doesn't she have a husband? Zhang Liming also has a wife, right?"
Xiao Chen froze for a moment.
"Yes, a married woman, a married man."
Xiao Zhuo nodded hurriedly.
"Oh, what a couple of dogs and men."
Xiao Chen grinned.
"Then what, you just took pictures of them going on vacation? Are there any details? It's interesting to talk about some details... For example, one-finger meditation, butt touching and killing."
"Um, a brother under me took a photo of their car shaking."
"Where are the photos? Show me."
Xiao Chen's eyes lit up.
"On the computer in the studio."
"Okay, then you go on."
"A week ago, Xiaohuadan Sun Xiaotian made a boyfriend and was photographed by us..."
"Fuck, you guys are so boring, it's none of your business whether they get a boyfriend or not, and this one is also filmed?"
Xiao Chen was not interested in this, and was not exciting at all, so he interrupted directly, and said with contempt.
"Uh, it's not that we're bored, it's that her fans are interested... If there's a deal, then we'll shoot it."
Xiao Zhuo explained.
"Will you sell the photos to those media?"
"right."
"Let's talk about other things, remember, whoever is in love gets divorced, don't tell me such crap, it has nothing to do with me, and I'm not interested."
Xiao Chen waved his hand.
"Tell me more about cheating and things like that."
"..."
Xiao Zhuo is speechless, it has nothing to do with you if someone cheats!
But he thought about it, and said: "Three months ago, one of my subordinates photographed Wu Zhen in Thailand, and he took a woman away from a nightclub..."
"Why? Prostitute Chang?"
Xiao Chen hurriedly asked.
"Well, prostitute Chang, but that woman, after our investigation, we found out that she is a human demon."
Xiao Zhuo nodded.
"Holy shit, whoring a mermaid, this dude has enough taste."
Xiao Chen grinned, this material is still interesting!
"Keep going."
"let me think again……"
"Well, think about it quickly, don't exceed three minutes."
Xiao Zhuo thought hard, he was really reluctant to expose some big news, and he could sell it for a seven-figure price if he kept it!
Snapped!
Just as he was thinking about it, Xiao Chen slapped him again, with burning pain on his face.
"you……"
"Calm down, I'm just reminding you that you've been there for more than three minutes."
Xiao Chen said lightly.
"..."
Xiao Zhuo is about to cry, I'm going to paralyze you, isn't it too bullying?
But he didn't dare to scold, he was afraid that if he scolded, Xiao Chen would slap him again.
"Friendly reminder, it's almost three minutes."
Xiao Chen looked at his watch and reminded him.
"I said, I'll say it right now, Lu Qiang's wife is hooking up with his agent! Moreover, his wife and agent are secretly transferring property!"
Xiao Zhuo said loudly.
"Ok?"
Xiao Chen froze for a moment, this is a bit fierce!
"The last time Lu Qiang had a car accident, I thought it was an accident, but after my investigation, this should be the modern version of Pan Jinlian!"
Xiao Zhuo said seriously.
"..."
Xiao Chen's eyes widened, the modern version of Pan Jinlian?
What is Pan Jinlian most famous for?
Instead of hooking up with Ximen Qing, he killed Wu Dalang with poison!
In other words, Lu Qiang's wife also wanted to kill Lu Qiang with a car accident?
"Then you didn't call the police?"
"No, I'm going to break the news next week, and then I can pass this on to the netizens... I don't need to say anything at all, they will definitely be able to get in touch with their brains."
Xiao Zhuo shook his head.
"..."
Xiao Chen thinks about it, yes, every time something happens to a star, the people who eat melons are as excited as their mother's blood, one by one, this and that, are more excited than the person involved, as if it is their wife and husband who cheated Same!
What's more, I feel sorry for this yellow one all day long, and I feel sorry for that green one... I don't even think about it, what right do I feel sorry for? No matter how yellow or green they are, no matter how poor they are, they are richer than the people who eat melons. Is it the turn of people who eat melons to hold a broken mobile phone to feel distressed?
With this time, it is better to feel sorry for the parents at home!
There is a saying that goes well, when you are showing off poetry and distance, your parents are still struggling.
"Come on, continue breaking the news."
"Me too."
"I don't care if you have it or not, the game is still going on anyway."
Xiao Chen said lightly.
"..."
Xiao Zhuo had no choice but to give Xiao Chen some serious news.
Hearing Xiao Zhuo's revelation, Xiao Chen couldn't help but shake his head. Usually, these celebrities have a decent style, but they are actually full of male robbers and female prostitutes!
For example, an old actor with a good reputation actually raised three lovers and two illegitimate daughters outside!
For another example, a person with various charitable ambassadors is doing all kinds of dirty things behind his back!
Just when Xiao Zhuo couldn't think of what to reveal, the bald snake finally brought someone here.
This time the bald snake didn't bring too many people, maybe a dozen or so.
"Brother Chen."
"Well, here we come."
Xiao Chen nodded and pointed to Xiao Zhuo.
"Do you know him?"
"I don't know, who is this calf?"
The bald snake took a few glances and shook his head.
"I recognize him!"
Suddenly, a younger brother shouted.
"Who is he?"
"China's number one paparazzi, Xiao Zhuo, I followed him on Weibo!"
The little boy was a little excited, but after thinking of something, he squeezed his fist again.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing the younger brother's actions, Xiao Chen asked strangely.
"Brother Chen, I scolded this grandson all day long on Weibo, and even said I would hit him... But I never had the chance before, Brother Chen, can I slap him?"
The younger brother hesitated and asked.
"Of course, come on, hit whatever you want."
Xiao Chen said generously.
"it is good."
The younger brother was overjoyed, and went up to slap Xiao Zhuo across the face.
"Male Gobi, my Weibo name is 'Longmen Xiaochun', do you have any impression? I said I was going to beat you, but you said I was bragging, right? I will let you see today, is I bragging? force!"
Xiao Zhuo covered his face, really about to cry.
"Paparazzi? Are you just talking about cheating and what are you doing all day long?"
The bald snake didn't pay attention to these, thought for a while, and asked.
"Yes, it's too wicked. You used to slander my goddess!"
Longmen Xiaochun nodded vigorously.
"That's pretty embarrassing."
The bald snake looked at Xiao Zhuo, a fierce light flashed in his eyes.
"You... what are you going to do!"
Xiao Zhuo was scared, these people don't look like good people!
"Brother Chen, what are we going to do to him?"
The bald snake looked at Xiao Chen and asked.
"Find a place where no one is around, and clean it up until he knows what to say and what not to say."
"Brother Chen, promise to complete the task!"
Longmen Xiaochun was excited and said loudly.
"haha okay."
Xiao Chen nodded, and patted Longmen Xiaochunjie on the shoulder.
"Who is your goddess? I'll find a chance to meet you another day."
"Really? Great!"
Longmen Xiaochunjie became even more excited.
"Of course it's true, brother Chen can lie to you?"
The bald snake pouted.
"I like two goddesses, one is Yu Qing and the other is Mu Xiyu."
"Mu Xiyu? Hehe."
Xiao Chen smiled.
"Come on, take him away!"
As soon as the bald snake waved his hand, Xiao Zhuo was framed.
"What are you going to do? Come, help, they want to kidnap!"
Xiao Zhuo was terrified and shouted at the top of his voice.
"Longmen handles business, idlers wait to avoid it!"
The bald snake said loudly.
When many people nearby heard the word 'Longmen', their expressions changed, they turned around and left, not even daring to watch the excitement.
Xiao Zhuo struggled hard, but couldn't get away at all.
Suddenly, he saw two policemen walking towards him, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed.
"Comrade police, help, someone has been kidnapped!"
The police came and grinned when they saw it was a bald snake.
"Brother Snake, what are you doing?"
"Hehe, it's you guys, do some work! This kid, the number one paparazzi in China, is making random shots. I'll teach him a lesson."
The bald snake said with a smile.
"China's No. 1 paparazzi? Oh, it's that little Zhuo. I know him. He's very wicked. He should be taught a lesson."
The policeman nodded, and after saying a few words, he turned around and walked away regardless of Xiao Zhuo calling for help.