Chapter 3129： con man

After being poisoned by the wine, Xiao Lin's whole body was limp, unable to get it up with any strength.

Lying on the ground, Xiao Lin stared at the seemingly stupid Yang Yang and smiled bitterly: "I didn't expect you to have so many bad ideas hidden in the belly of your gorilla. It's really unexpected."

Yang Rooster on the side smiled and said, "There are quite a few people in the Valley of the Dead who were pitted by Yang Dasha. Most of them have never heard a word, which is not to be seen."

Yang Dorang said proudly: "I know that you are slick and difficult, and I know that I am fooled, and I will definitely try my best to torture us. If you little devil has a better conscience, then I really can't do anything, it's a pity ."

Xiao Lin sighed: "I was wondering a few days ago, why the famous Yang Brothers would be so obedient. I didn't expect that it was you deliberately. I was so clever, Xiao Lin was confused for a while and turned over."

Dorilla Yang criticized: "You little devil always thinks you are smart and peerless. In fact, you are not even a fart. A little clever, I will turn you over in twos and threes."

Yang Cock said cruelly: "What kind of person are our Yang brothers in the Valley of the Dead? Don't say it's you, even if Void Swallowing Yan comes here in person, I'm not afraid, maybe I will spit on his face!"

Yang Dasha continued to attack: "I wanted to wait for your kid to walk to the treasure place and then cut you in half, but since you want to slip now, then I will give you two mouthfuls of ecstasy soup and solve you in advance!"

Yang Cock said: "Anyway, we already know that the treasure is located in Qianxu Mountain, so we are not afraid of you playing tricks."

Yang Dorang took out a dagger and rubbed the blade with his fingers: "If you are acquainted, you should say the exact location. This way, my brother may be compassionate and may save your life. You are a wise man and know how to do it. Right?"

Xiao Lin on the ground didn't say a word. Suddenly, Xiao Lin laughed loudly and burst into tears.

When Dorilla Yang saw this, he said angrily: "Little bastard! What are you laughing at? Really I am threatening you? I dare not attack you?"

Xiao Lin's laughter gradually stopped, and he looked at the two of them with interest: "Two old miscellaneous skins, do you really think the little master has fallen into your trap?"

Yang Dorang asked, "Is there any bad idea, just say it."

Xiao Lin said suddenly, "I'm afraid you will die before I tell you."

Yang Dasha was surprised: "What do you mean?"

Xiao Lin asked in turn: "Remember, I picked food for both of you?"

Dorilla Yang shook his whole body: "You!! Did you make hands and feet in the dish?"

Yang Cock couldn't laugh anymore, he lifted Xiao Lin's collar: "What did you say!!"

Xiao Lin smiled: "I said I was a fool. I will go up the mountain to hunt for treasure tomorrow. I didn't plan to poison you today, so I didn't do anything in the food."

This is obviously an irony, fools can hear it.

Gorilla Yang and Cock Yang were completely panicked, and Gorilla Yang threatened even more: "Small things! Hand in the antidote quickly!"

Xiao Lin laughed and said: "Yes, yes, I should hand over the antidote, then help you detoxify, and finally let you kill me, what do you say? Don't forget, you have to rely on me to hunt for treasures and dare not poison Kill me, but I don’t have to rely on you to hunt for treasures. I naturally dare to poison you to death.”

Yang Cock actually laughed: "Yes, right, right, you say we are poisoned, we are poisoned, you can poison with just one mouth."

Dorilla Yang also said: "Yes! Your kid is bluffing us."

Xiao Lin's tone turned cold: "You are indeed not poisoned, and there is no pain at all three inches below your left rib. You don't have to touch that place, anyway, you are not poisoned."

When Xiao Lin finished saying that he didn't need to touch it, the two of them couldn't help but touch the place Xiao Lin said.

Xiao Lin had used this trick against Yan Feixue a long time ago, and now he has repeated the old trick and the method is quite skilled.

The two of them were really in the middle of the game, and they couldn't help feeling under their ribs. After a while, the two of them looked like ashes. You look at me and I look at you, but they can't say a word.

At this time, Xiao Lin happened to add fuel to the fire: "It's okay. Although there is a slight numbness, I will die after a cup of tea. You will kill me ten times in this period of time."

Although verbally let them kill himself, Xiao Lin predicted that the two would not dare to do it. Otherwise, who would ask for the antidote?

The shrewd Yang Cock had a sullen face: "What do you... want?"

Xiao Lin's face was relaxed and freehanded: "From what I see, you two should give me the antidote now, and then pound your shoulders and massage your feet, so that you can serve the young master, then make a poisonous oath and listen forever. My words, otherwise it’s a big deal to die together, and it’s not a loss to have you with me."

Yang Cock gritted his teeth and said, "What if I detoxify you but you don't detoxify us?"

Xiao Lin was extremely patient and said, "Then you mean, instead of detoxifying me first, I will detoxify you first?"

Yang Cock and Yang Dorang looked at each other, and then approached Xiao Lin, not daring to make a mistake, after all, they did not dare to bet their lives.

They both secretly thought in their hearts at the same time: Can't you take the medicine and kill him? It's just taking a poisonous oath, and making a poisonous oath is easier for both of them than taking a pee.

Thinking about this, the two of them took out the antidote and fed it to Xiao Lin, and then knelt on the ground and made an oath more poisonous than the poisonous widow.

After a while, Xiao Lin resumed his whereabouts. He moved his limbs and said with a smile: "Brothers Yang's antidote really works."

Yang Cock said respectfully: "Yes, yes, your old man's antidote must be better."

Xiao Lin pretended to be stupid: "What is the antidote?"

The two of them turned pale for a moment, and they would rather be jade broken, but then Xiao Lin suddenly smiled and said, "I am teasing you."

After speaking, Xiao Lin took out two small bottles from his arms and sighed: "Actually, the antidote is on me. Why don't you two search your body? How stupid."

Yang Gorilla was furious, but did not dare to attack, rushed forward, grabbed the small bottle, and poured the medicine into his mouth.

When Yang Cock saw this, his face changed greatly: "Why are you eating so much!!"

Yang Dorilla said: "I am big, so I should eat more."

Yang Cock kicked Yang Gorilla's ass, and then grabbed the remaining pills and swallowed them all. Only then did he reveal his hideous face and said to Xiao Lin: "Little bastard, I see where you are going this time! "

Xiao Lin didn't panic at all on his face: "You touch that place again and try to see if it hurts."

The two of them looked like, and it really didn't hurt. Yang Dasha smiled and said, "This antidote is very good!"

Yang Cock smiled grimly: "Now you..."

Before he could say where he was going, Xiao Lin interrupted: "When I asked you to touch that place before, it was when the blood and qi were meeting. Everyone would feel pain, but now the blood and qi have gathered, so it doesn't hurt."

Yang Cock suddenly realized: "What a bastard! So I was lying to Laozi!"

Xiao Lin held his stomach and smiled and said: "Old miscellaneous, you don't want to think about it. How could I help you pick up a vegetable and then poison it? My technique is not so clever, and if I really poison, why not just treat you poison?"

Yang Gorilla and Yang Cock were inexhaustible when they knew they were deceived.

Especially Yang Yang, raised his hand to kill with a knife: "Good boy! Although your poison is depleted, but you are still weak for half an hour, I will kill you immediately!"

Xiao Lin said innocently: "Oh? Really?"

Yang Cock said grimly: "Nature is fake. I will never cut off your tongue first, then break your limbs, and finally soak you in salt water. I will never do it."

Xiao Lin pretended to be afraid: "No! I'm really scared."

Yang Dorilla has already walked towards Xiao Lin, his face is terrifying to the extreme: "Don't be afraid, I Yang Dorilla will not let you die."

Although the opponent was coming fiercely, Xiao Lin didn't mean to run away at all. He just stayed where he was, but said something in his mouth: "One, two, three, four, five..."

By the time Ji Chen read the seventh, Yang Dasha's sword was less than three inches from Xiao Lin's neck, but at this moment, his sword stood straight in the air, and at the same time, his huge body fell to the ground and his whole body twitched. , Foaming at the mouth, like an evil spirit.

Yang Cock was shocked: "This...what is going on?"

Xiao Lin laughed loudly, turned upside down and sat on the table: "It was not poisonous when I picked you up before, but the antidote you rushed to eat was poisonous. Do you understand that?"

Yang Cock became angry and jumped on the ground. The sharp five claws hit Xiao Lin's throat, but the others were completely weak when they were still in the air. They fell directly to the ground, knocking out several teeth.

Xiao Lin clapped his palms: "Hahaha... Now Yang Rooster has become a toothless rooster, which is interesting and interesting."

Just as Xiao Lin was overwhelmed, a cold voice suddenly came from outside the window: "Two old fritters were slapped by a kid, and you lost all the faces of Death Valley!"

Xiao Lin was surprised in vain: "Who?!"

As soon as the window opened, a green figure slipped in. It turned out to be the true monarch of the green snake who had disappeared for a long time!

Xiao Lin had goose bumps all over his body, but he concealed it well, and then pretended to be more relaxed: "It turns out to be an old snake. It's rare to see each other. Why not sit down and have a drink."

True Monarch Green Snake glanced at Xiao Lin contemptuously: "The poison you are in is my secret system. Even if you say a hundred more words, you can't use the cultivation base, so don't think of using words to delay time, it's useless."

Xiao Lin looked discouraged: "Isn't it unlucky today?"

True Lord Green Snake nodded, "Yes."

At this time, the two people who fell on the ground kept humming, their mouths were full of white foam, their muscles were stiff, their tongues couldn't move, and they could only make such a sound, probably because they wanted the green snake to save them.

True Monarch Green Snake took a look, and then said in surprise: "The body is degenerating, the poison of monsters?"

Xiao Lin was surprised and said: "It is actually a person who knows goods, yes, this is the poison of monsters. After that, the two can only learn to walk on all fours of monsters. From now on, there will be orangutans and roosters walking on all fours on the street. It's funny to think about it."

True Lord Green Snake looked at the two people on the ground: "The two people mean to let me save you?"

The two immediately began to hum, but they couldn't even nod their heads.

True Monarch Green Snake raised Erlang's legs and raised his chin: "I'm afraid it's not good for us to divide a treasure for three people? What's more, the two have promised to leave me a mark all the way, but I walked along but even half a mark. I haven't seen it either."

"If you hadn't known the two of them long ago, and let the little snake follow, I'm afraid that even your soul would have been lost."

After listening to the words of True Monarch Green Snake, Yang Cock and Yang Gorilla were scared of their souls. It was not a friend, but another enemy, and an enemy far more terrifying than Xiao Lin.

True Monarch Green Snake looked at the two and smiled: "You two are neither human nor ghost. Isn't it beautiful to become a four-legged animal now?"

After speaking, True Monarch Green Snake walked towards Xiao Lin again.

Seeing this, Xiao Lin hurriedly said, "If you want to tap my acupuncture points, you have to do it lightly, otherwise it won't be fun to hit me to death with one finger."

True Monarch Green Snake nodded, and then said: "If this is the case, then I will let me add a little green to bite you. Not only is it not painful, but it feels numb, and it is more comfortable than sleeping with a woman."

Speaking of True Monarch Green Snake put his hand on Xiao Lin's shoulder, his cuff seemed to have a snake cave, and a dozen small green snakes, as thin as earthworms and as long as chopsticks, were drilled out. These little green snakes followed. His arm slipped onto Xiao Lin.

But for a while, Xiao Lin crawled on a few small green snakes on his face, they kept sliding, and it felt like goose bumps all over his body.

At the same time, several little green snakes got into Xiao Lin's collar and into his boots. Even though Xiao Lin was bold, he did not dare to move at this moment, for fear that the seemingly docile snake would give himself a bite. .

Although he didn't dare to move, the feeling of the little green snake crawling on his body really made the vest chill, and Xiao Lin could hardly breathe.

True Monarch Green Snake put his finger in front of Xiao Lin's eyes: "At this moment, I just need to snap my fingers, and sure that these dozen babies will give you an unprecedented feeling. It feels more comfortable than a dozen women sleeping with you. "

Xiao Lin smiled bitterly: "No wonder so many people are going to be monks."

There was an evil smile on the face of True Monarch Green Snake: "You haven't tried it yet, how do you know that it feels uncomfortable?"

Xiao Lin almost gritted his teeth and said, "No, no, no, I'm not blessed to experience this."

True Lord Green Snake said: "So you are begging for mercy?"

Of course Xiao Lin knew what True Monarch Green Snake meant, and he was straightforward: "Where do you want to go, I will take you there."

If it hadn't been for Xiao Lin to know the location of the treasure, this True Lord Green Snake would have been poisoned long ago, would he have waited until then?

True Lord Green Snake asked: "Is the treasure in Qianxu Mountain?"

Xiao Lin nodded and said, "I can't fake it at all."

The true monarch of the green snake was so happy that his voice was dumb: "Doesn't it mean that you can see the treasure tonight?"

Xiao Lin simply said: "Don't just see it? You can take it away tonight."

True Monarch Green Snake said happily: "What are you waiting for, go!"

"Go?" Xiao Lin looked at the little green snake covered in himself: "How can I go?"

The Green Snake laughed and said: "My little beauties are very well-behaved. As long as you are obedient and don't play tricks, they will definitely serve you docilely, but if you have such a change, my little darlings will Here is a bite for you."

Xiao Lin knew that the other party didn't dare to let him go, so he had no choice but to watch him.

Helpless, he could only stand up carefully and then walk slowly. He had never been so obedient in his life.

The two of them walked out of the room like this, and the two Yang Roosters behind them were still humming for help. They looked so hard that even the hard-hearted people could not help but help him. Unfortunately, the true monarch Green Snake had no heart at all, Xiao Lin It is even harder to protect itself.

When I walked out of the room, I just saw Xiao Er come forward: "Hey, son, you...ah!!!"

That Xiao Er glanced at him and fainted, as if he had seen a ghost.

That Xiao Er was frightened and fainted by Xiao Lin's appearance.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Lin smiled bitterly: "I have little green snakes in my ears, little green snakes in my nostrils, and even my neck. If I have a chance in the future, I will give this pair of jewelry. Seventh girl."

He was talking to himself, and True Lord Green Snake ignored him.

At this time, Xiao Lin said helplessly: "Actually, I studied the treasure map for two days and two nights. Only then did I figure out the route and finally knew whether the entrance was the main entrance or the back mountain."

At this time, the true monarch of the green snake finally came in interest: "Is it the front door or the back mountain?"

Xiao Lin was like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered: "Hou Shan..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Lin felt black before his eyes, and then he didn’t know how to move around. He only listened to the Yin of the Green Snake: "The road from here to the back mountain will not bother you. If you dare to hum! Haw swaggered across the market, I will let you taste the taste of being invaded by ten thousand snakes."

Xiao Lin said sadly: "What are you afraid of? I, Xiao Lin, have always had only enemies and no friends. No one can save me even if I shout."

True Monarch Green Snake scolded: "Shut up!"

There were constant bumps along the way, and Xiao Lin didn't even know that he was there. He was like a blind man before, and now he is not allowed to speak. Isn't it a blind man and a mute? The most painful thing in the world is this.

Until the surrounding voices faded and the wind was screaming, Xiao Lin was suddenly drawn into a bush. The sharp leaves made him feel uncomfortable. However, it can be seen that the Green Snake should have encountered an enemy, otherwise how could he hide Into the grass?

At this time True Monarch Green Snake said sharply: "If you dare to speak out for a while, I will cut off your neck immediately."

At this moment, there was a sound in the distance between the ears, and the footsteps were very light, and a pleasant female voice sounded: "Nanizi Yan Feixue also ran too fast, and it evaporates here."

It was You Jiaqi who heard this voice!

Then another voice sounded, equally pleasing to the ears: "I'm afraid Yan Feixue has discovered that we are following her."

It turned out that the two men followed Yan Feixue all the way, hoping to find the location of the treasure.

If Xiao Lin heard the voices of these two people in normal times, there would be no shadow left, but at this moment, he hoped that the two would find themselves, sometimes their enemies are more like friends.

Just listen to You Jiaqi saying again: "Yan Feixue only has the little devil in her heart. Even if she is behind a team of carts and horses, she doesn't realize it. How can she find us?"

Girl Qi smiled and said: "If this is the case, I am afraid that I can't find her? Just find the little devil head."

You Jiaqi said, "I'm afraid..."

Girl Qi answered: "I'm afraid we can't find that little ghost head."

You Jiaqi sighed: "I'm angry when I mention this little devil, and I can't wait to dig out his heart to see if it's black."

At this moment, the two voices, instead of getting closer, were getting further and further away, and Xiao Lin's heart was cold.

At this time, he had guessed that the two of them deliberately released Yan Feixue, and then followed. This was a simple strategy, but Yan Feixue could be fooled by such a simple strategy.

Naturally, Yan Feixue came to Qianxu Mountain not because of the treasure, but because of Xiao Lin. She knew that Xiao Lin would come here, so she waited early, but girl Qi knew that Xiao Lin was locked in a secret room to die, why did she come ? Could it be that she is also interested in treasure?

With a sigh, True Monarch Green Snake moved forward again, and it took a long time to lift the black cloth on Xiao Lin's head.

It was already black at the moment, but Xiao Lin still said quietly: "It's a good day to see the light again. Even the dark night is so beautiful. I really don't know how painful those blind people are."