Chapter 457 Slut Dragon!
457 Slut Dragon!
Apophis was currently in his younger brother Belloc's room, playing a video game on a console that their parents had brought back from earth.
The Tathamets had introduced lots of new earth concepts into their society.
Everything from games, to movies, and of course anime.
Like the loving brothers they were, they were being perfectly respectful of each other and were communicating like dignified Princes worthy of their father's-
"Stop spamming, bitch!"
"Your game is garbage. I don't know why you make me handle you like this everyday."
"The only reason you can do any of this is because you spend all your time in here like some kind of NEET!"
"Excuses, excuses."
"Shut up! Watch this combo and see if you can keep being so damn smug."
"I'll have to watch it next game because..."
*Finish Him!*
"You weren't quite fast enough to pull it off this time."
"God damnit! Back to character select, this is not over!"
"You can pick any character you want. It will not un-lame you."
"You smug little pric-"
"Okay, that's enough."
Suddenly, the television in Belloc's room went dark, as the power cord was unplugged seemingly on it's own.
With broken hearts, they glanced behind them at the culprits.
Four women were lying across the foot of Belloc's bed, looking like they were absolutely bored out of their minds.
All except for Stheno, who had her nose buried in one of her fiancés manga as she tried to understand his fascination with this particular genre.
'I still don't believe I get it.. why does the eating of a chicken wing blow this old man's clothes off?'
The culprit responsible for pulling the plug on the boys' fun time was none other than Tiamat, who along with her sisters seemed to have grown increasingly concerned over the course of an hour.
"I think you boys have had enough for today. It's hard to watch the two of you fight like this."
"Letting your relationship deteriorate over this game is really silly." Claire added.
Apophis and Belloc looked at each other briefly before turning back to their significant others.
""We're not fighting though?""
"Little hard to believe, boys..." Rita muttered.
Apophis and Belloc suddenly hugged each other tightly and pressed their cheeks against each other for a more convincing image.
Belloc: "See?"
Apophis: "We still love each other."
Belloc: "So can we play one more game now?"
""Pleaseeeee?""
Tiamat looked like she was thinking about something rather hard and tapped her chin rhythmically.
"Fine... but I want you to take us to try that new restaurant that opened up in Mu-Ahn tonight."
Apophis immediately smiled. "Oh? I don't have a problem with that."
"They don't serve chicken fingers, baby boy."
Apophis' smile immediately cracked.
In the midst of their conversation, the first prince suddenly twitched as he got a telepathic message from someone he wasn't expecting to hear from.
He suddenly stood up from the bedroom floor and stretched before heading towards the door.
There were a few new additions to his body; in the form of sharp bite marks that had already healed on his arms, neck, and even his hands.
With his hair tied in a ponytail, his handsome face was in full view.
And... it bothered his father.
Though this time it wasn't because his son was more handsome than he was.
For some reason his son just felt... older.
But he certainly wasn't.
Asmodeus could sense that his son was still in the body of a twenty year old, even though his power far beyond that.
After blinking away his confusion a few times, he decided that he may have just been seeing things.
"Dad!"
Like a giddy ray of sunshine, Thea rushed to her father with her arms outstretched and nearly knocked him over.
For some reason, he smiled so warmly when he saw her that it was difficult to pinpoint where all of the emotions were coming from.
"My Thea... I feel like it's been so long since I've seen you."
"Eh? I just saw you yesterday though."
"Ah...I suppose you're right." Abaddon chuckled.
The invited guests took the liberty of sitting down at the table and making themselves comfortable either with alcohol or ordering food.
"Could you not have held this little meeting of yours at home, lad? This is hardly the sort of place that I would have expected you to summon us to." Darius mentioned.
"Ah, well.. I guess you could say I've been feeling a tiny bit cooped up lately so I wanted to get out for a change of pace."
Luckily no one seemed to have much of a problem with his reasoning, even if it was just a tiny bit unlike him.
Once they were all seated and comfortable, they finally heard from him an announcement that they were absolutely not expecting.
"I'll be brief. As of yesterday, Erica and I have decided to get married."
As he'd already expected, he received congratulations only from Thea.
"Congrats, dad! I knew she'd wear you down someday."
Everyone else was less than pleased.
Hajun : "Did you cheat on my daughter again, shit biscuit?!"
Kanami : "Manwhore."
Asmodeus: "Your moms are going to be so pissed."
Lusamine : "If you're passing all this dick around then I might as well get some too."
Malenia : "Slut dragon."
Darius : "Barkeep! A pint for the wandering prick over here!"
Apophis : "I guess I should have expected her to do this? Claire told me once that she had a very detailed notebook full of plans to force herself on you."
Abaddon held up his arms in surrender. "I'll have you all know that the girls were conspiring to make me marry her behind my back. This would have happened with or without me doing anything."
"Oh." They all said at once.
Rolling his eyes, Abaddon continued.
"Anyway. The main reason I called you all here is that we've decided to have a ceremony this time just the ten of us. I would like you all to be apart of it."
Immediately, wide happy smiles broke out on the faces of everyone at the table.
Before anyone else could say anything, Darius excitedly banged his fist on the table.
"Haha! Yes! I will plan the bachelor party! I'll fill your nose to the brim with strippers!"
"Darius, you will absolutely not be-"
"Only the best for our Emperor! We'll have big ones, skinny ones short ones, tall ones! It'll be so much ass in your face you might go home with pink eye!"
"DARIUS!"