Chapter 291: Flirt (one more)

Chapter 291 Flicking (one more)

Xiao Jingkong glanced at Xuan Pinghou with a mentally retarded look: "Little chicken—"

Xuan Pinghou also realized that he shouldn’t add that after his name, otherwise, with the understanding of this little thing, I don’t know what to say to him.

I am afraid of what comes, the little thing really speaks.

Xuan Pinghou said that he had never been so panicked in the war, and his body was shocked: "Shut up! Swallow the last word for me!"

Xiao Jingkong closed his mouth.

Hao Ba.

The world of adults is really difficult to understand, even if you take such a ugly name, you can't distinguish it!

Xuanping Hou Chang breathed a sigh of relief.

Small headroom with little hands behind her, tilting her head: "Eight."

still said the last word.

Xuan Pinghou: "...!"

Xuan Pinghou bleeds without tears, and has never been afraid of war, but the lethality of this little bald head is better than thousands of horses. Xuan Pinghou never knows when he will step on the pit!

is really terrible!

Xuan Pinghou, who had always choked others to death, finally got choked into smoke by others one day.

Come out and mix, really want to pay back.

Xiao Jingkong sighed: "Oh, there are indeed seven chicks in my family, but you can't be the eighth one."

Xuanpinghou: …so he thinks too much?

Xuanping Hou grew up in a pile of scorpions. He speaks more than normal words. It is inevitable that he wants to be crooked, but he changed his mind and said that he was going to be a chicken.

Not much better than that barren stuff!

He is a great Wuhou, can he make chicken!

Xuanping Hou felt that he could no longer talk to this little boy. He took a deep, deep breath, and slowly said: "If I say, I am your brother-in-law's father, do you believe it?"

Xiao Jingkong frowned and gave him a weird look. After a while, he nodded solemnly: "No wonder."

"No wonder what?" Xuan Pinghou asked.

Little Clearance touched her small chin, and suddenly realized: "It's no wonder that brother-in-law is always the last one in the exam."

He wrongly blamed his brother-in-law. It wasn't that his brother-in-law didn't work hard enough. It was because his father was not smart, and his father didn't know whether he was a monkey or a chicken!

Xuanping Hou: "..."

Xuan Pinghou received 10,000 critical blows in his heart. He no longer remembers what he was here for, and his son didn't recognize him. He covered his heart and called to Chang Jing: "Fu, Fu Benhou, go back."

Chang Jing: "Would you not leave by yourself?"

Xuan Pinghou: Can I still call you if I can walk! Come! You come! You come to be **** off by this little bastard!

Chang Jing didn't want to go, because he saw the marble holes on the ground, he wanted to stay and play marbles.

But you can't defy Xuanpinghou's order.

He took Xuan Pinghou and left with a grievance.

Not long after they left, Gu Jiao arrived home.

Xiao Jingkong saw Gu Jiao walking into the yard, her eyes lit up, she ran over, and hugged Gu Jiao’s legs: "Jiaojiao! You are back! I want you to die!"

He released his hand again, came behind Gu Jiao, grabbed Gu Jiao’s small back basket and said, "Give me the back basket, I'll carry it!"

Gu Jiao took down the small back basket, took out the small medicine box, and put the small back basket with no weight on his back.

is a small back basket for Gu Jiao, but a big guy for small clearance.

The back basket is almost as tall as someone else. He half-back and half-drag, and he walks into the house with a clatter.

Xiao Liulang is studying arithmetic in the study, and since he got the booklet that appears to be the book of the Kingdom of Yan, he will study the content of the book seriously as long as he is free.

Because the text in the book is completely different, although there are some annotations, it is still difficult to understand.

However, the strange characters used to represent numbers aroused his intense interest, and the formulas listed by those characters and symbols also made him feel magical.

Due to the loss of the Zhuanshu, Zhaoguo still uses the method of cutting the circle to calculate the ancestral rate. However, if a circle is cut over ten thousand sides, it may not be counted after seven decimals.

The formulas recorded in this book are much simpler, but he has not yet understood these formulas.

Xiao Liulang was immersed in the sea of ​​questions, until there was a loud bang, he looked up out of the window, and saw Xiao Jingkong carrying a small back basket and walking in hilariously.

Behind Xiao Jingkong, Gu Jiao wore an ice-blue tunic. She was so pure and beautiful that she was like a swallow, which made her eyes shine.

At this moment, Gu Jiao seemed to have a feeling, and she also looked at his Westinghouse window.

Four eyes face each other.

Gu Jiao bends the corners of her lips slightly.

Like a begonia in bud, it blooms inadvertently in the night breeze, under the stars, in the softest heart.

Xiao Liulang's heartbeat speeded up for a while, his eyelashes trembled and he moved his eyes away, and continued to study hard.

Gu Jiao didn’t seem to intend to treat it as nothing happened. She came to the window, put one arm on the window sill, and looked at him with her cheek in the other: “What are you doing?”

The night breeze slowly blew from behind her, shaking the faint fragrance on her body, and instantly covering the ink fragrance on the table.

Xiao Liulang suddenly felt a little fever in his heart.

He did not go to look after Gu Jiao, and kept his eyes on the booklet on the table.

"Reading." He said calmly.

"Oh." Gu Jiao raised her eyebrows and suddenly leaned her body into the window.

The sudden approach made Xiao Liulang stiff, and he seemed unable to move.

She was very close to him, so close that they seemed to have their cheeks pressed together.

Xiao Liulang's mind suddenly flashed through her drunk, holding him to kiss, like a sultry kitten.

He has a dry throat.

"You..." Just when Xiao Liulang thought she was going to treat him, she just reached out and took a piece of paper beside him.

After she took the paper, she stood back to where she was.

The breath of cheeks and nose tip disappeared, but Xiao Liulang felt a sense of loss inexplicably.

He also didn’t know what he was missing.

Gu Jiao took out the charcoal pencil and wrote a few words on the paper, then curled her lips, leaving a note, and turned around back to her east room.

The warmth on Xiao Liulang's cheeks faded for a long time. After he recovered his calmness, he glanced at the note on the window sill.

He took it over and took a look, and saw a few large characters written in charcoal on the note—book, take, pour, and it!

Xiao Liulang remembered the meaningful look in her eyes when she left the note. After finally returning to normal, her cheeks were hot again...

At dinner, Yao and Gu Yan both had eyesight and saw Xiao Liulang's pretending to be calm. Only Gu Xiaoshun stared at Xiao Liulang for a long while, and asked, "Brother-in-law, what's your face? famous?"

It's really not a pot to open which pot.

Xiao Liulang sternly said: "Hot."

"Oh." Gu Xiaoshun nodded, "It's pretty hot."

Yao's lips pursed and smirked.

Gu Xiaoshun wanted to ask anything more, but Gu Yan stuffed a drumstick into his mouth: "Eat yours!"

"Hmm~" Gu Xiaoshun's mouth became busy all of a sudden, and he forgot what he wanted to ask.

After dinner, under the strong pressure of the bad brother-in-law, Xiao Jingkong reluctantly confessed to the great feat of shave half a class.

"Chu Yu was the first to shave." Xiao Liulang made up the knife.

Xiao Jingkong didn't know that Chu Yu was surnamed Qin and he was the prince, but Gu Jiao would not be ignorant.

Gu Jiao: Well, even the prince dare to shave?

Xiao Liulang: …what's your expression? Why does it seem to have some appreciation! This child is so bold, I'm afraid that someone is also indispensable!

Gu Jiao received the death gaze from Xiao Liulang, blinked, and silently swallowed the words that our children are really powerful, bold, cautious, and strong, and said to Xiao Jingkong seriously: "Don't bring your razor to the Imperial College anymore. We can’t shave people’s heads for free.”

Xiao Liulang: "..."

The shave of the head in a small clearance caused an uproar in the Imperial Palace, so why not in the palace?

When Qin Chuyu walked out of the Imperial College with a round little braised egg, the **** who came to pick him up was frightened on the spot.

Qin Chuyu still didn't realize what shocking feat he had done. He got into the carriage returning to the palace and waited expectantly for him to become smart when he woke up.

Actually, according to Qin Chuyu's strength, he could not enter the prodigy class. It was the crown prince who walked through the back door. This led to a very embarrassing situation for Qin Chuyu—he was the worst in the class and was the last in the exam.

The master knew his identity, and although he did not dare to add bad words, he was eight years old, and he was a mature little man, and he wanted face.

His desire to become smarter is stronger than anyone else, so he decisively grabs the first place.

He went to Queen Xiao’s Kunning Palace with his little bald head.

"Queen!"

Queen Xiao was selecting the new tribute materials, and when she heard the words, she turned her head and glanced with a smile, and fainted directly.

Immediately afterwards, the emperor was alarmed.

After a while, the entire harem knew about Qin Chuyu's shaved.

The imperial concubine Zhuang sent someone to ask, would the Seventh Prince want to become a monk?

The emperor Long Yan was furious and asked Qin Chuyu: "Who shaved it?!"

Shaving the head to the prince’s head, this is not fatal!

Qin Chuyu felt that this was a good thing, because he was about to become smarter soon, so he didn’t hide anything: “It was shaved in the air!”

"Who?" The emperor was startled.

"Clear space." Qin Chuyu said, "Father, you met him, did you forget?"

The younger brother of the little doctor?

The emperor was full of anger and couldn't express it in an instant: "He, why did he shave your hair?"

Qin Chuyu said: "I asked him to shave, I want to be as smart as him!"

After that, Qin Chuyu explained the ins and outs of the incident. His tone was very flaunting, and he was about to become smarter soon!

The emperor squeezed his fists, and the corners of his mouth flew up.

This stupid boy!

Is the book read into the belly of the cow? How smart is this used?

Finally, Qin Chuyu was honored to have a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots from his father.

It hurts him to death, woooo!

The emperor closed the door and punished Qin Chuyu, and the emperor’s excuse for punishing him was not that he shaved his head, but that the emperor spot-checked his homework and he did not recite it.

The officials and parents of the shaved little eggs waited for the emperor’s statement, but the emperor didn’t say anything, so they stopped thinking about it.

Strictly speaking, I really can’t blame the little guy for saying that he did it on purpose, not quite like it.

Furthermore, let’s step back ten thousand steps. Even if he did it intentionally, you guys of six or seven or eight were fooled by a four-year-old. Do you have the face to make trouble?

Aren’t you stupid?

Everyone was shocked, angry, and endured at first, then gradually calmed down later, and then they discovered one thing—

That means my child’s head is really white shaved!

A redundant hair stubble is all there!

This is professional!

"My youngest son is almost full moon, I want to find someone to shave his lanugo."

"My nephew is two years old, and I want to shave his head too. I can't find a suitable master. The previous one was shaved badly."

"The master I was looking for was also, and he was still shaved!"

Everyone sent their babies to the gate of the Imperial College. You look at me and I look at you, tacitly telling each other.

However, just think about this kind of thing. How can there be any truth in bringing a little baby to the house to shave someone’s head?

"I don't think it's suitable."

"I think so."

"Then... shall we go?"

"Go!"

Fuck you guys are leaving!

If you have the ability, don’t squat here that kid!

Early the next morning, Xiaojingkong came to the Imperial College for school, but he received a wave of fiery and greedy eyes.

He didn’t understand what was wrong.

Xiao Liulang let Xiaojingkong go in first.

The crowd rushed up and surrounded Xiao Liulang.

Xiao Liulang thought that everyone was coming to him to speak, and he was mentally prepared to be criticized by tens of thousands of people, but unexpectedly everyone said, "Is it convenient for your brother to come to my house to shave his head?"

Xiao Liulang: "..."

Of course Xiao Liulang would not agree.

What's a joke, this kid is sitting on three big houses in the capital, only Bishui Hutong's rent is thirty taels a month, and then let him go out to develop the shaving business, does his brother-in-law still have financial status at home?

So what Xiao Jingkong didn't know was that her great career of shaving her head was ruthlessly stifled by her bad brother-in-law.

(End of this chapter)