Chapter 327 A Million Cat Found in Florida Man’s House, Claims He Gave Birth to All of Them

Chapter 327 A Million Cat Found in Florida Man’s House, Claims He Gave Birth to All of Them

Chapter 327 – A Million Cat Found in Florida Man's House, Claims He Gave Birth to All of Them.

"I REFUSE TO BELIEVE MY FATE! YOU WILL DIE HERE! FLORIDA MAN!!"

Planet Devourer screamed while countless eyeballs of his body split open, transforming into mouths. They bit and tore every void leaf and fate crystal on the tree. Absorbing the tree barks, branches, and leaves inside him, Planet Devourer's strength soared. His size doubled, matching the size of the gigantic tree.

Despite being eaten, the void tree restored its leaves, branches, and fate crystal fruits. Moreover, it learned from the crisis and reproduced more branches and leaves, struggling to survive.

The tree grew larger as a result. It also emanated purple poisonous miasma to protect itself.

Planet Devourer absorbed the miasma and laughed. He taunted Leo.

"I now have the strength of a hundred level 10 transcendence! You are no match to me-"

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While Planet Devourer was busy blabbering nonsense, Leo silently swung the scythe, cutting the void. A crack appeared in the dimension where Planet Devourer was.

The whale monster was split in half. Planet Devourer was flabbergasted as he couldn't see the attack.

Although he was surprised, some of his eyes peeked into the dimension crack. Then, they found a weird universe with no stars.

Stunned and panicked, Planet Devourer slipped into the crack and entered the strange void.

Leo snorted at the coward whale and waved his scythe. Upon the gesture, the crack was sealed, severing half of Planet Devourer's body.

Unfortunately, the whale was too fast. His soul and his dantian already entered the dimension crack. As for the remnant body parts, they were his discarded flesh.

The mass of flesh without an owner slowly bloated and glowed. They condensed monster Qi and initiated an ability that Leo also had.

The flesh and blood of Planet Devourer self-detonated!

"..."

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

A thousand consecutive explosions generated the deadliest shockwave blast, destroying everything within a million light-years of distance.

When the explosions subsided and the dust settled, the void tree remained unharmed.

WHOOSH

Leo's invisible body emerged on top of the void tree after he had slipped through the gaps of shockwaves. Calmly, he unplugged a void leaf and sniffed it.

It smelled like the first batch of 10 leaves that he ate. They tasted like beer mixed with Red Bull.

"Seriously, this is good stuff. I wish I had known about this tree earlier. Oh, well."

Leo patted the tree and attempted to store it in his system inventory. However, the system warned him.

DING

<You cannot store KEY ITEMS.>

"...This is new."

Leo was slightly disappointed. Still, he used his scythe as a harvester, cleaving a dozen tree branches and collecting ten thousand void tree leaves at once. This time, he successfully stored them in his inventory slots.

Before chasing after the whale, Leo stretched his thumb and pinky finger, making a phone call gesture. He then licked the tip of his thumb and sent a sound transmission to Simba back home.

Without waiting for the dial tone, Leo started sending messages.

"Hey, yo, Simba! You still have that giant battleship with you, right? If I remember correctly, that thing has something called 'Omnipresent Drive' or something. If that thing is OMNIPRESENT, can you teleport the whole thing here at my coordinate? I need your help to bring something home."

A few seconds later, a gigantic dreadnaught mothership appeared and hovered over the void tree. A thousand battleships flew out of the gold dragon ship and surrounded it.

Simba and Cheese also flew out of the mothership and landed on top of the void tree. They inspected the purple entity and questioned Leo.

"Leo, what the hell is going on here?"

Simba used his system ability to locate Leo's location and piloted the dreadnaught mothership here. He thought that Leo was in trouble.

"Nothing much. I need you guys to drag this whole thing to our galaxy."

Simba wryly smiled, "Impossible. Do you know that this thing is bigger than our FREAKING GALAXY?!"

"If you can't, just take as many leaves and... crystals as you can."

Leo pointed at the fruits of the tree, which looked similar to the fate crystals that they had.

Simba frowned and looked down. He dove into the sea of leaves and landed on a giant perch.

At the tip of the perch, a massive fruit was hidden there. Simba got closer and discovered that it was larger than the Solar System's Sun.

"...Holy."

Simba knew what it was. That was an entity fate crystal, but its quality surpassed every fate crystal that he had seen. Without hesitation, he collected it and carried it with him.

Simba got back to the top of the tree while lifting a white sun with one arm. He showed his loot to Leo.

"Leo, look at this. Are you sure that you want us to bring THIS to our solar system?!"

"Yep! Oh, isn't that an entity fate crystal? You should collect them and put them in a safe place. I think I can upgrade it later."

"...WHAT?!"

<You will die in 80 milliseconds.>

<...70.>

<...60.>

By the time that Planet Devourer heard the countdown, the blood seeds inside him already sprouted rainbow flame leaves, which consumed Planet Devourer's Qi as fertilizer. A million leaves and sprouts shot up into small plants on top of the flesh monster.

<...50.>

Planet Devourer came back to his senses in the last few seconds. He remembered that he possessed so many entity fate crystals that he could use as a system bomb. He quickly merged a batch of seven entity fate crystals together.

<...40.>

A true entity fate crystal was condensed. Planet Devourer smirked and brought it out.

Suddenly, Leo phased through the restraints as if he were a ghost. He teleported and snatched the true entity fate crystal from Planet Devourer's hands in front of his massive face.

"Ah, I can't let you do that." Leo giggled.

<...30.>

"BASTARD!" Planet Devourer was enraged. He ejected all fate crystals from his soul at once and merged everything. A dozen batches of true entity fate crystals appeared.

<...20.>

"I don't believe that you can negate them all! DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Planet Devourer caught every true entity fate crystals with his tentacles and crushed them.

"Eh, I can't let you do that." Leo let out another long sigh and snapped his fingers.

CLICK-CLICK-CLICK

A time domain was erected, freezing everything around him, including Planet Devourer and a dozen true entity fate crystals.

Leo waved his hands and pulled all entity fate crystals toward him. He calmly collected everything in his system inventory.

<...10.>

Despite being frozen in time, Planet Devourer's system continued counting down as Leo's blood inside the monster didn't stop growing.

"NOOOOOO!!!"

It was too late for the whale king. By the time he managed to break Leo's domain and move, Leo's virus already matured.

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

A million rainbow trees emerged from Planet Devourer's body while their roots latched into his soul, eating away his life force. The flame trees melted all goo, limbs, and eyes of the whale monster until no flesh remained behind.

One of the trees sank its roots into Planet Devourer's soul and stole every star in his dantian universe. It then evolved into a galactic-sized rainbow flame tree, floating in the void.

<...0.>

<Skill Issues.>

The last system message mocked Planet Devourer even though his consciousness already turned black as he had predicted.

DING

The true entity fate crystal was ejected from Planet Devourer's dried soul and floated in the void.

Leo smiled and reached out to catch it.

Unfortunately, the fate crystal disintegrated into dust before Leo could touch it.

"Oh."

Leo was disappointed. He thought he would have scored 14 true entity fate crystals from this trip.

"Shame. Anyway, I got so many goodies. What should I be doing with these... Cat's siblings?"

He gazed at the million rainbow trees, which turned the void into a space forest. One of them that absorbed the monster's dantian universe was also too big for Leo to bring it back home.

The trees didn't float there idly. As Leo granted them souls, they started gaining sentient. Their leader gradually transformed into a prismatic Alraune and shrank her size to match Leo's.

The new child greeted her creator with a bright smile.

"Nom-Nom Meow?"

"..."

The million trees quickly copied their leader. They gained sentient and transformed into flower women as well. After gaining a feminine body, they surrounded Leo.

"Meow?"

"Nom-Nom?"

"Meow Meow?"

"Nom-Nom Meow?"

Everybody used Cat's former language.

Listening to these children, Leo got a migraine. He wondered if this was a curse.

"Why the hell do y'all speak a cat's language? I never taught you those!"