Chapter 339 Florida Man Prophesizes Doomsday, Claims Sexually Aggressive Demoness Would Enslave Men and Cats Would Be Our Saviors

Chapter 339 Florida Man Prophesizes Doomsday, Claims Sexually Aggressive Demoness Would Enslave Men and Cats Would Be Our Saviors

Chapter 339 – Florida Man Prophesizes Doomsday, Claims Sexually Aggressive Demoness Would Enslave Men and Cats Would Be Our Saviors.

Leo enjoyed the long years of peace and tranquility. However, he never forgot to visit Mu-Nyang every week to chat with him.

It only took 10 years of weekly visits for the cat to give in. Mu-Nyang finally invited Leo to enter his little house, but he still declined his offer.

Leo stood in front of Xiaomao's workbench and gazed at their family photos. Seeing a fragment of their happy memory, Leo pitied them.

'I should have been there with them. I guess he has found his new master now.'

Admiring the photos enough, Leo turned around and found Mu-Nyang sitting on a worn-out bed.

"Mu-Nyang, do you want me to improve your living conditions? I won't invite you to my domain anymore."

Mu-Nyang scoffed at Leo, "If you want my master's fishing rod, I won't give it to you no matter what, munya!"

"You misunderstood me. Oh, well."

Leo blinked his eyes twice, and the bed was replaced with a brand new spring bed with fluffy blankets and a cartoonish bed sheet. Another cat bed also appeared and landed next to the human bed.

Mu-Nyang widened his eyes in shock. Still, wary of Leo, he stored Xiaomao's fishing rod in his system inventory and warned the guest.

"No matter how many treasures you give me, I won't give it to you, munya!"

Leo rolled his eyes, "Seriously, you dumb cat. Had I coveted your fishing rod, I would have killed you long ago. Look here."

As the cat was too stubborn to understand his goodwill, Leo demonstrated something of an equivalent value – A true entity fate crystal.

The crystal was only a bead size, but its aura was the same as the fishing rod. Moreover, as Leo was the one who refined it, colorful light beamed from the crystal.

Mu-Nyang closed his eyes as the fate crystal was too bright. He complained, "What are you doing, munya!? Is this your true color?! I'll fight you to the death, munya!"

"...Hah."

Mu-Nyang turned around and extended his tail, transforming it into eight white tentacles.

Leo deeply sighed and flickered his finger. Instantly, Mu-Nyang could no longer move. Not allowing the cat to defend himself, Leo poked the animal's head with his fingertip.

"OW!"

Mu-Nyang could finally move again. Aside from the throbbing pain on his forehead, he was unharmed.

Leo didn't stop there. He shoved the entity fate crystal into Mu-Nyang's forehead. He also warned him.

"It's about time we do things my way. I'm going to show you why I'm doing this, okay?"

The entity Fate Crystal entered Mu-Nyang's dantian universe. Leo also deployed a fragment of his consciousness and sent it into the universe to control the fate crystal.

Instead of letting Mu-Nyang digest the crystal, he destroyed it, turning the true entity fate crystals into multiple heavenly fate crystals. He scattered it throughout Mu-Nyang's universe to hasten the population growth and standard strength.

After pulling his consciousness out of Mu-Nyang's dantian universe, Leo resumed the time flow. He grinned and patted the cat.

"It's going to be hectic in your dantian universe. Do your best to cultivate and grow stronger, okay?"

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Mu-Nyang swatted Leo's hand away and adjusted his fur. He pouted and waved his paw in disgust.

"Go home, munya. Shoo! Shoo!"

"Heh, you ingrate cat. Once your old memory returns, be prepared for some punishment."

"P-Punish? What punishment, munya?! You're evil, munya. Get outta here!"

"Hahahahaha."

Leo burst into laughter and left Mu-Nyang alone. He returned to his domain branch and managed his territories.

Mu-Nyang's world was saved. Simba's troops also corrected Mu-Nyang planet's orbital course and rescued the remaining elderly cathulhus in the remaining cities. Fortunately, most cathulhus in the galaxy had already migrated to Florida Galaxy, so the casualty was minimal.

The event awakened Mu-Nyang. He wondered if Leo and Cat knew about the disaster.

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Meanwhile, Leo sat at a desk and typed something on a floating computer console. He read what he had listed 1,000 years ago.

Year: 540FC

Issues: Shortage of Food throughout the universe due to insufficient food resources and logistic issues.

Status: Solved

Note: Populating space beasts and fish solves the issues. Every race can proactively hunt them for food while those beasts only eat plasma from the sun. It's a free real estate for everybody.

Year: 645FC

Issues: Goblin Overpopulation. Overlord Shuri grows her goblin population too fast and she will drive the divine elves to almost extinction if I don't intervene.

Status: Delayed.

Note: I already murdered Overlord Shuri and trapped goblins in a new universe crystal. It's a shame that Meowmeow will eventually seduce that goblin overlord and repopulate her goblin race before the reverse exodus calamity. I guess we have to wait and see.

Year: 999FC

Issues: Cathulhu Galaxy and Angel Galaxy will collide and cause a quadrillion casualty.

Status: Solved.

Note: Priscilla absorbed the entire galaxy into her dantian universe. I already replaced the lost stars by throwing some random stars from dead space beast's dantian universes here. This universe is still vast. Should I populate more stars and prepare for the reverse exodus?

Year: 1540FC <<< VERY IMPORTANT *CURRENT ISSUE*

Issues: A singularity slips through my foresight radar and is playing with fire. That moron slips into a black hole in my universe to test my strength. The Cathulhu Galaxy will be destroyed.

Status: Pending.

Note: Cat already helped me migrate most of the Cathulhus near the blast area to Florida Galaxy. I haven't dealt with those annoying pests from the higher dimension yet, but I'm about to do so. To Esen or whoever read this log, keep updating this record for me. I'll be back in a year or two.

Year: 2709FC

Issues: Succubi Emergence. Dr. Mao Miaomiao seems to leave behind his seeds, but those angels will mutate into succubi. Men from every race will fall prey to their charm.

Status: Pending

Note: Taxi and his gang will have a ball when the time comes.

Year: 2777FC

Issues: A female orc by the name of Sasha is expelled from the higher dimension here due to internal politics, and cocky singularities from there want her dead. She and I will meet during the conflict which accidentally causes a misunderstanding.

Status: Pending.

Note: This shouldn't even be an issue, but Esen will kill me. Esen, if you read this, stop being so yandere. I know what I'm doing, and I never cheat and will never cheat on you. Do you know that I saw five future timelines that you beheaded me and stuffed my head in a bag like you were a main character from a certain nice boat series? Stop that thought. GET SOME HELP!

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There were more records and notes of future events. However, Leo stopped editing the note and closed the console.

"Hah. Time to visit the higher dimension again. The time dilation is a pain. I hope I can come back within a year."

Leo stretched and warmed up. A few minutes later, he vanished, teleporting to another universe.