Chapter 2121

Of course Xia Tian knew that there was something wrong with these two little Taoist priests, and even saw that they were not human at all.

However, he didn't intend to sacrifice Dawei Tianlong on the spot, but wanted to see what tricks the two of them could play.

If it's interesting, then don't kill them afterwards, just beat them up; if it's really boring, then prepare to get rid of the demon.

Of course, strictly speaking, these two little Taoist priests are not monsters, but just like the little girl in the "Lingling" floral dress, they belong to a kind of spirit beast, and then they were enlightened into human form.

Passing through that door, Xia Tian didn't see anything special, it really was Zhang Mingtuo, Ning Ruirui and Shi Chun inside.

"Where have you been, why are you here now?" Zhang Mingtuo glanced at Xia Tian with some dissatisfaction, "The Hidden Immortal Conference has already started, don't be silly, just sit down first."

The main hall of the Chongyang Palace was right in front, and the voices of Master Ren and those representatives of casual cultivators could be heard very clearly. It could be heard that they were arguing quite fiercely. If this was not the Chongyang Palace, they probably would have started fighting long ago.

After listening to it for a while, Xia Tian couldn't help but feel a little bored.

"Brother-in-law, sit here." Shi Chun moved a bench for Xia Tian, ​​brought him some snacks, peeled a few oranges and stuffed them into his mouth: "Let's watch the good show ahead."

"It's nothing to look at." Xia Tian yawned lazily, and didn't refuse, but only sat on half of her buttocks, then leaned her body, resting her head on Ning Ruirui's thigh.

Ning Ruirui was used to it, and subconsciously massaged Xia Tian's forehead.

"I really don't know how to sit." Zhang Mingtuo patted his forehead, "I knew I should have taken care of you before, lest you always look like a fool now."

Xia Tian curled his lips: "It seems that this is not what you should say?"

"Why shouldn't I say it?" Zhang Mingtuo said angrily, "Don't you have the right to even say a few words about you as your master? Little bastard, you don't know how to be grateful." "Your imitation tone is not at all Not like that, and the master wouldn't talk to me like that at all." Xia Tian shook his head with some dissatisfaction, "In the final analysis, your cultivation base is too poor, and the characters you create are not even 50% similar.

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Zhang Mingtuo's face changed slightly: "What nonsense are you talking about, why can't I understand?"

"Hey." Xia Tian sighed, and said with some disappointment: "I thought you could come up with something interesting, but it turned out to be such a waste."

The light in Zhang Mingtuo's eyes flickered uncertainly.

"And you, don't press it."

Xia Tian turned her head slightly, facing Ning Ruirui's face: "If the little long-legged girl is so obedient, then I would have started double cultivation with her."

"What do you mean?" Ning Ruirui stared closely at Xia Tian's face, "I pressed your forehead for you and it was wrong, then get out of here, and don't rest on my lap."

"It's still a failure." Xia Tian's head didn't move, and the words on his mouth didn't stop: "It's not such a reaction for the little long-legged girl to be provoked. Your homework is really not thorough."

"Brother-in-law, you've been nagging since you came in. Could it be that you've got an evil spirit, or you've taken the wrong medicine?" Shi Chun reached out and touched Xia Tian's forehead, "You shouldn't, you are the number one doctor in the world, you should Don’t make such low-level mistakes.”

"You just took the wrong medicine." Xia Tian glanced at Shi Chun, and said a little speechlessly: "Chun girl, you are the real one here, should you reflect on it, when did you fall into someone else's way, and you didn't even think about it?" Find."

"The way? What are you talking about?" Shi Chun said with a blank face, puzzled: "I was sleeping, but it was Sister Ruirui who came to wake me up, took me to breakfast, and came here. Where is there question?"

Xia Tian said lazily: "There are problems everywhere, haven't you noticed that the voices in the main hall in front have been repeating all the time?"

"Repeated?" Shi Chun couldn't help being stunned. After listening for a while, he jumped up: "It's really repeated, just like a tape is stuck. What's going on?"

Xia Tian said with a smile: "It's very simple, because the process of the Hidden Immortal Conference is not so fast, they want to reproduce the scene there, but the ability to deduce it is not enough, so they have to be perfunctory."

"Then, what do you mean, Uncle Zhang and Sister Ruirui are both pretending to be someone else?" Shi Chun looked at Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui in disbelief, and suddenly found that the two of them seemed to have been tapped. ,not moving at all.

Xia Tian said casually: "It's not a disguise, it's just two phantoms. Now that I have seen through it, naturally I can't continue acting."

"No way. Who is so vicious and dares to play on this girl!" Shi Chun was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, "Also, brother-in-law, since you know this place is fake, why didn't you tell me earlier, Made me look like an idiot."

"You are stupid." Xia Tian smiled.

"Who said that!" Shi Chun glared at Xia Tian, ​​"I'm very smart, all my homework is perfect, every teacher praised me as a genius since I was a child."

Xia Tian said mockingly: "That means they have never seen a real genius."

"Forget it, I won't quarrel with you." Shi Chun felt that he couldn't quarrel, so he gave up fighting with Xia Tian here, "Since it's fake, why are you still staying here. Sister Ruirui hasn't seen me for so long , I must be worried."

Xia Tian lazily said: "Don't worry, there must be you on her side."

"Damn! That's even worse." When Shi Chun thought that someone was pretending to be himself, and might take advantage of Ning Ruirui, he couldn't bear it anymore, and punched all around with his fist.

"Boom!"

This punch hit the air softly and without any effect.

Xia Tian reminded: "This is an enchantment, it's useless for you to fight like this."

"Brother-in-law, you are not in a hurry." Shi Chun glared at Xia Tian angrily, "What if someone pretends to be you and takes advantage of Sister Ruirui?"

"That's impossible!" Xia Tian lazily yawned, "Little long-legged girl isn't as stupid as you, she definitely won't be fooled."

Shi Chun pouted: "Then what if the person pretending to be me takes advantage of Sister Ruirui?"

Saying this, Xia Tian stood up immediately, with Ning Ruirui's temper, although she rejected Xia in every possible way, but she was often mobbed by Shi Chun, a little girl, and her guard was really not as heavy as before.

"Go, pure girl, follow me to find those idiots to settle accounts." Xia Tian thought of this, his temper suddenly surged up, he took out a silver needle, and tapped it somewhere in the void.

I saw that the sky and the earth were spinning upside down, and the whole room was distorted, and the fake Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui also twisted into a cloud of mist.

In less than a second, this barrier was broken by Xia Tian.

At this time, the two little Taoist priests formed from the enchantment beasts were still bragging, one of them said: "We are first-rate enchantment beasts, even if we trap Xia Tian and that woman to death, it is no problem. "

Looking at them, Xia Tian became angry, and said in a cold voice, "Really?"

The two little Taoist priests immediately turned pale with fright, shaking like sifting chaff, and slowly turned to look at Xia Tian: "You, why did you come out?"

"Do you think this kind of crap can trap me?" Xia Tian said with a face full of disdain.

The little black-eyed Taoist priest said in astonishment: "That is a top-notch enchantment. Even if a cultivator of the Great Perfection of the golden core stage wants to come out, it will take at least ten years of effort."

"That's right." The little Taoist priest with garlic nose also said: "We trapped and killed two golden core stage immortal cultivators back then."

Xia Tian curled his lips and said contemptuously: "That can only mean that all you trapped are trash!"

The little Taoist priest with dark circles cupped his hands towards Xia Tian and said, "Yes, yes, Lay Xia is really extraordinary! He must have broken through the Golden Core and formed a Nascent Soul long ago!"

The little Taoist priest with garlic nose laughed loudly: "That's really gratifying and congratulatory! I wish Layman Xia to become a god as soon as possible. Oh no, cross the calamity, and even ascend in the daytime!"

"Fly you big idiot!" Xia Tian directly slapped each of these two little Taoist priests, "Do you really think this kind of flattery is useful to me?"

"Junior Xia, I was wrong, please let me go." The little Taoist priest with dark circles covered his face, knelt down for Xia Tian, ​​and cried: "I have an eight-hundred-year-old mother, and my mother is not yet The reincarnated children..."

The little Taoist with a garlic nose immediately kowtowed: "Jia Xia, he lied to you. We are all creatures from heaven and earth. We have no parents at all, and he has no children who are married."

"Damn it, you actually pierced me!" The little Taoist priest with dark circles stopped crying immediately, stood up and kicked his companion, "Believe it or not, I beat you."

Not to be outdone, the little garlic-nosed Taoist immediately rushed over: "You will fail if I'm afraid."

As a result, the two scuffled together, completely as if there was no one else.

"Brother-in-law, aren't these two mentally retarded?" Shi Chun looked a little funny, but then his teeth ached again. Could it be that he was deceived by them?

Xia Tian was too lazy to listen to their nonsense, and directly gave a needle to each of them.

"Ah, don't, it's so easy to transform into a human form, I haven't played enough yet." The little Taoist with dark circles showed a terrified expression, and couldn't help struggling.

The bulbous-nosed little Taoist saw something was wrong, and "chucked" like a mouse into the nearby jungle.

"Can you run?" Shi Chun's figure flashed, and he came back with the bulbous-nosed little Taoist priest.

"You two are so kind, it's not easy for us. On this broken planet with no aura, it's very easy to transform into a human form." The little Taoist priest with a bulbous nose kowtowed like garlic, "We knew we were wrong, so let's forgive us this time Bar."

Shi Chun felt a little soft-hearted when he heard their begging for mercy, so he looked at Xia Tian.

Xia Tian would never pay attention to this kind of gaudy nonsense, so he gave them each another injection, and saw that the two little Taoist priests became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally gradually condensed into two pieces of blue animal-shaped jade Card.

"Hey, it looks pretty cute." Shi Chun picked up the two animal-shaped jade cards, "Brother-in-law, why don't you give it to me." "Then you take it." Xia Tian said casually: "Take it as Ornaments, or amulets will do."