"Since the founding of the University, this kind of appalling thing has never happened. This is the shame of our university, the shame of all mankind, and even some students openly bought @ $on the Internet..."
On the stage, the headmaster gave a heartbreaking lecture. Zhuang Diandian lowered his head and held his mobile phone. He didn't hear what he was saying and was busy taking care of the online shop business.
Mobile phone Wangwang's Avatar is jumping, suggesting that business is coming. She is as excited as chicken blood.
"My guest, what can I do for you?"
"Do you have XX?"
"What's your name?"
"Big size."
Zhuang Diandian was stunned, and then he burst out laughing. He still flattered and said, "my guest, you have a huge dragon in your crotch"
Mo Xiaoju, the girl friend and roommate next to you, is rubbing her fingernails. She stares at her quickly, "looking for death, are you not afraid that the old man will pull you up to be a model later?"
Zhuang Diandian pointed to the mobile phone, "this man actually said he was a large size? Don't be kidding, Asian men are more than medium size at most "
Mo Xiaoju lifted her charming long hair and said," maybe you think too much? Maybe it's reasonable for people to buy balloons
Zhuang Diandian only sells the condom, but he doesn't care what it is for.
The finger moves quickly on the mobile phone key, "what style do you want? Our shop has thread, smooth, ultra-thin, ice and fire By the way, there are fruit flavored ones. They taste very good... "
As an unmarried girl without actual combat experience, Zhuang Diandian introduced the product performance, not red face, not panting.
"The other side is very happy," he said. Can I deliver it? "
"A box of 10 is free."
"OK, I'll take a box, 4015, to be delivered in half an hour."
As soon as Zhuang Diandian looked at her watch and the headmaster who was still in the stands, she immediately said, "no problem"
she gave Mo Xiaoju a wink, but the latter said, "no, you have to deliver the goods at this time? If you are caught by Laozi, you will be dead "
after all, you should cooperate to block her.
Zhuang Diandian disguised himself as fast as he could, and then put on his hat and glasses. Fortunately, standing at the end of the line, Zhuang Diandian felt the back door and went out.
First go back to pick up the goods, and then go to the boys' dormitory building, easy to slip in.
Since the opening of her school online shop, her business has been booming, especially the school delivery project, which has been supported by her friends. She doesn't know how many times she will come to the boys' dormitory every day.
The address and house number were soon found.
4015……
Yes, it's here
she knocked on the door: "Hello, I'm here to deliver the goods."
After knocking three times in a row, someone came to open the door. Zhuang Diandian, wearing a cap, bowed 90 degrees to each other without lifting his head, and then handed the goods to him with both hands. "I'm here to deliver the goods..."
In the bathroom of the dormitory, there was the sound of water. For Xian Baibai, Zhuangtian was not surprised.
When she raised her head and looked at the people inside, she was suddenly stunned.
Chuang Diandian pinched his thigh fiercely in secret. Unexpectedly, the owner of the "Tuba" was Chuang Yanyun. Seeing the beautiful young man frowning slightly, Chuang Diandian quickly lowered his head. For fear of being recognized, he lowered the brim of his hat and said: "you Your goods. "
Attack moisture Yun pursed the next rose lip, the corners of the mouth up a bit, the arm carelessly ring up.
He didn't mean to take it.
Zhuang Diandian was so embarrassed to hold the bright color and sharp outline of the box. The words "35" on the box were very eye-catching.
Zhuang Diandian gritted his teeth and continued: "a box of XX brand ultra-thin 148 yuan, free delivery. "
She couldn't help but read amitabha in her heart, hoping that this guy didn't recognize her.
she closed her thick long eyelashes, glanced over her white little hand holding a small condom, and then fell on her, opened her thin lips and said, "is wechat payment OK?"
As soon as he heard that he wanted to pay, Zhuang Diandian's heart immediately began to rush and jump.
He didn't show her
she immediately nodded: "OK"
the other side took out the mobile phone slowly, "micro signal."
"Oh," said Zhuang Diandian without even thinking about it, "qsysjdtp."
he twisted his eyebrows, "why is it so complicated?"
Zhuang Diandian didn't say a word. Of course, she won't tell him that it's the Pinyin abbreviation of "Wang Yun is an undeveloped placenta"
with two wechat prompts of "Wang Wang", Zhuang Diandian received the payment.
Here is not suitable for long stay, she bowed to him, very professional said: "I wish you a happy set." Finish saying, also dare not look up, run away.Zhuang Diandian never thought that this good baby, who is praised by the old people and old women in the family every day, and who can make a fortune by getting scholarships every year, would even buy a condom? What's more shocking to all mankind is that, with his weak body, he is still Large?
At the next family gathering, she must uncover this guy's mask of hypocrisy and perversion on the spot
standing at the gate of 4015's dormitory, she holds the small condom and thinks deeply.
At this time, the bathroom door behind opened.
Attack soil moisture Yun not good spirit of throw things in the past, "your."
The other side picked it up, threw it on the bed, and continued to wipe his head with a towel, "so soon? The girl is very efficient "
She narrowed her eyes and asked slowly," do you know her? "
"Of course, how many boys in the dormitory have not bought raincoats from her?" Say, he slants an eye to Chou to attack moisture Yun, ambiguous toward him to squeeze an eye, "however, we defend the body like jade of attack childe excepted."
Attack moisture Yun ignored him, began to sort out the luggage just moved over.
Zhai Yi leaned over and asked with a smile: "by the way, I heard from my aunt that you still have a fiancee in our hospital."
Attack moisture Yun's movement stagnated, the voice has silk tight, "you hear wrong."
"I can't," Zhai Yi recalled with a crooked head, "when I went to the hospital to see my aunt last year, she told me that you were baby parents. Your fiancee was one year older than you. In that case, isn't she our school sister? "
He took a breath to calm down the surging agitation of his chest. He turned around, and his perfect and almost impeccable handsome face was facing him, word by word: "no fiancee, no sister."
The canteen is full of people.
Zhuang Diandian was so excited that he pulled out the obstacles in front of him and went straight to Mo Xiaoju, who was sitting at the window. "Xiaoju, Xiaoju, who do you think I saw just now? I'm sure you can't even think of it... "
Mo Xiaoju tries to maintain her image by drinking egg soup with a small spoon. After glancing at her, she lazily says, "the point."
"It's a big size"
it's a big size