Xiao Wu couldn't hear it and said something cool on one side.
"Po... Ha ha..."
Linghu Xiaojing smiled
Linghu Xiaojing smiled and Yun realized with a smile“ Aren't we talking about the declaration of a good husband? You wanted to say that you read it at the wedding, but the emcee gave me several versions today. Alas, it's all the husband's, and there's no wife's share at all. "
Emperor Cha Jie didn't believe it: "how is it possible? That group of people have been foolhardy for days. " All came to play with him.
Linghu Xiaojing, hey, hey, laugh
Emperor Cha Jie said, "are you making a ghost!"
Linghu Xiaojing admitted, "I think the version of a good husband is more funny! So... "
"So you lost your good wife?!" Emperor Cha Jie guessed the truth.
Linghu Xiaojing nodded and looked at the cloud with a smile.
The whole family is helping her revive her wife's platform. She's not good at it.
Emperor Cha Jie stretched out his hand: "bring it!"
Linghu Xiaojing can only draw a few pages from a pile of magazines.
To tell you the truth, the Chinese people have a high level of humor. This principle of a good wife is more funny than that of a good husband.
First, we should love our husband, resolutely support him, and absolutely obey his leadership.
II. Strictly abide by the work and rest time, get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and cook breakfast (meal standard: 5 yuan per person). It is strictly prohibited to delay, lazy, eat and deduct food expenses; When you go to bed after 11:30 p.m., the face cleaning time before going to bed shall not exceed 3 minutes, and consciously take a bath and rub your back for your husband and children. It is strictly prohibited to be late and leave early and reduce the service standard; No rest on holidays.
The third wife should often participate in on-the-job training and constantly improve her cooking skills (at least master the four major Chinese cuisines), housekeeping (5-star hotel standard) and massage in traditional Chinese medicine (excluding Mongolian doctors).
The fourth wife should always pay attention to her appearance. It is strictly forbidden to be unkempt and disheveled at home; It is strictly prohibited to wear strange clothes and flirtatious behavior outdoors. It is necessary to "get in the kitchen and out of the hall"
Thirteen wives' pocket money, make-up and other expenses shall be paid monthly in the form of performance-based salary. The examination score shall be carried out in five aspects: cooking, hygiene, obedience, appearance and working attitude. 20 points for each item, out of 100 points; Self evaluation shall be conducted first, and the husband shall be responsible for the final evaluation.
14. If the wife's evaluation reaches 90 points, she can receive performance salary according to 5% of her husband's salary; 85 points: 4% shall be used for special purpose. Misappropriation is strictly prohibited. All financial expenses shall be uniformly signed and approved by her husband. In case of any violation, according to the seriousness of the circumstances, they may be separately or jointly punished by deducting the production and dressing expenses and living apart for one month until their wife's position is removed. If the salary below the standard is not up to the performance-based salary, those who fail to meet the standard for half a year will be automatically dissolved. Those who have achieved more than 90 points in the evaluation for two consecutive years can be awarded the honorary title of "wife of good bran", and their performance will increase by 1% and eventually increase to 10%. At the same time, they can enjoy two days of paid leave, which can not be accumulated and is valid in the current year.
There are more than 20 miscellaneous items, which are more cruel and shocking than Tencent! See emperor Cha Jie smile
The cloud smiled and was stunned.
While looking at emperor Cha Jie, he said, "this man is really cruel. Smile. Look, I'm good to you. How many standards can you meet?"
Cloud said with a smile: "if everything is like this, which woman is still nervous and wants to get married!"
This is not a human life!
Linghu Xiaojing said, "in fact, it can be reversed. I studied it for a while today. As long as my wife and husband change and the types of hobbies change, it can be another version."
Cloud said with a smile: "it's not the version that humans can achieve anyway!"
Emperor Cha Jie smiled: "well, since Xiao Xiao is afraid, skip this paragraph. Don't do this! There are so many other things at the wedding! By the way, Xiaojing is the one you like to watch. Now she's playing all day. What's the name of the TV play that cries from the beginning to the end? The heroine is very popular recently. I heard she can sing. I asked Tianshi to invite her. She has signed a contract and will come to sing songs. You can discuss what songs to order! "
Emperor Cha Jie had a "divine turning point". Yun Michelle and Linghu Xiaojing forgot that today was actually a plot planned by two people for a long time and went bankrupt.
Emperor yuankong's house was originally cleaned by several people, but now it was divided by his sister-in-law and inserted in a distant place to do work.
For example, when you want to go to the countryside not far away to buy some native eggs. It's fat and lack again. I don't come back to live at night.
Or go and get some dishes. You know, it's definitely too late for so many people to clean up the dishes on the same day.
Everyone is busy with their own classification.
After all, Emperor Cha Jie's wedding is coming, and there will be about 2000 people. This is no small matter.
So that day and night, a person disappeared, and no one really knew.
But the second lady of the emperor is an important role after all. Although everyone knows that she is wrong with the emperor Cha Jie and has no intention to handle anything for the emperor Cha Jie, it is a major event of the emperor's family after all, and the second lady of the emperor can't be completely absent.
People who always have a heart begin to be a little strange.
A woman whom the emperor's second wife usually liked made a phone call and pretended that nothing had happened and chatted with the emperor.
Emperor yuankong was sent out by Emperor Lin these two days.
Emperor yuankong didn't sleep with his second wife, so it's normal not to see him for one or two days.
But I didn't see anyone for the next two days. I didn't have a phone call or a complaint. It's really a little wrong.
Emperor yuankong called and asked everywhere, but no one saw it!
That's strange!
Why is such a great person? No one knows when she disappeared.
Emperor yuankong was the first to think about calling his first wife.
"Hello, elder sister, are you feeling better? Hehe... That's good... Have you seen ah Hua? She didn't answer my phone. "
The emperor's first lady said faintly, "Oh, I don't know. It seems that she's not very happy about it. I don't dare to use her these two days. In addition, I'm not in good health. I can't do it alone. She hasn't come to me these two days, so I haven't looked for her. "
Emperor yuankong gave a cry“ Let me ask again. Elder sister, have you worked hard recently? "
The first lady of Emperor gave a sound, as if she had no intention of talking.
Emperor yuankong said again, "it's impossible to have a big sister at home. I'm busy these days."
The emperor's first lady said faintly, "it's just this time. I'm really old. I really can't do such a thing. The next time emperor Tianshi is released, I need you to help me more. I think I'll be seriously ill after the wedding. I'll go back to my hometown to rest for a period of time. I really can't hold it. "
Emperor yuankong said a few more nonsense about taking care of yourself before he hung up the phone.
He instinctively felt a little strange! He knows his wife very well.
The second lady of the emperor was unhappy that at least three points of emperor Cha Jie was to show face to the first lady of the emperor. In fact, the one who dislikes emperor Cha Jie most should be the first lady of emperor.
The emperor's first wife can tolerate the handling of emperor Cha Jie. Emperor yuankong feels that his wife has nothing to be embarrassed.
And I was sure that what I asked was whether I would call my wife or not. No time. But the emperor's wife left a sentence and didn't see it for two days, and the right one didn't come for two days. It seems to emphasize the time period of the next day.
Is it difficult? What's wrong these two days!?
Emperor yuankong went into his wife's bedroom, looked, took the key, opened the drawer and saw that the emperor's second wife's favorite joyous jade bracelet was actually in the dressing box. After turning it over again, the Jade Buddha string of the second lady of the emperor and the jade Linglong are all there.
It's strange that she doesn't leave it at all.
As if they were afraid of being broken, they took off these things carefully and put them away in advance.
This careful habit seems to be the behavior of the second lady of the emperor.
Then she must not have been kidnapped or something. She went out by herself.
Emperor yuankong wondered.
When I open the wardrobe, I'm not familiar with my wife's clothes, and I can't figure out one, two, three or four. I just feel strange?!
Where are the people?
Emperor yuankong searched for a long time and didn't find it. He saw his wife's cell phone in the bedroom. How could it be?!
Think about it. I want to see the message record. All acquaintances
It's a strange number. The call time is quite long, and it's called several times.
Emperor yuankong tried to dial this number, but unexpectedly he dialed it.
"Hello?" Emperor yuankong tried to say hello.
The man opposite hesitated for a long time before he answered: "hello?"
"Have you seen my wife recently?" Emperor yuankong asked directly.
"Oh! I think you won't see her for a long time. " The man said slowly in a mysterious voice.
"What do you mean, you're not afraid of me calling the police?" Emperor yuankong was angry.
"I didn't do it. What's the use of calling me?" The mysterious man's slow smile and leisurely voice made people more angry.
"The police will naturally know whether you did it or not."
"Oh, Lord, if you don't look for it, you'll trouble me. Do you know why something happened to your wife? Do you know who killed your daughter? " Mysterious humanity.
"You know?" Emperor yuankong asked in a skeptical tone.
"If you pay, all the secrets will belong to you. I can even tell you first that if you want evidence, you'll pay again. " The man was very relieved and felt that emperor yuankong must pay.
"Good! You said, "I'll pay." Emperor yuankong agreed decisively. Hold the other party first.
"Oh, I said yes, but you must at least pay some earnest money.
In this way, you first call 200000 to this account. If you think my secret is worth your money, then call one million, and I can give you evidence! " Mysterious humanity.
"Tell me if I can make another 200000. If you don't say anything, how can I make money for you?!"
Emperor yuankong doesn't want to spend this money.
Mysterious man's proud tunnel:
"It's up to you, but after I say it, you have to call at least a million before I can tell you anything else."
It seems that she gave emperor yuankong a great preferential policy, and Emperor yuankong didn't know how to be grateful.
Diyuan had a toothache in the air, but hissed, "you say."
"Oh... I told your wife who killed her child, so she went to find the man. I watched her enter the man's house with my own eyes, time, place and photos, and then I..."
After listening for a long time, Emperor yuankong asked anxiously:
"Then, what happened?..."
The call was suddenly interrupted.
Emperor yuankong pulls out again
The cell phone has been turned off over there.
Screen switching
A sister-in-law stood there quietly, looking at emperor Xiaoyu.
The little woman who had just been arrogant was trembling with fear.
I can't imagine that I was found by my sister-in-law?
God, this woman really dares to kill.