Chapter 289: Paimon Got Fat?

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Out of nowhere, Barbara stood up from his lap and went somewhere.

No one questioned her motives, and she soon returned carrying a bottle of wine and a single glass.

"Here you go." She poured him a glass and sat back on him, while holding onto it.

"What...?" he looked confused, but opened his mouth anyway.

It seemed like Barbara intended to act as a maid by pouring wine for her lord.

The feeling of being worshipped didn't escape Yomite's notice either; it was both flattering and novel to have someone serve him in this manner, but he enjoyed the attention anyway.

Barbara giggled happily and took a sip of the said wine, before leaning forward and kissing Yomite deeply, pouring some of the red liquid inside of his mouth too.

Tongue-tied albeit baffled, Yomite simply swallowed the stuff in his mouth and let her do her work. It was delicious.

Tongue twiddling in his mouth as she kissed him, she drew out her lips slowly, allowing Yomite plenty of time to taste the mixture of her saliva mixed with the alcohol.

When she finally stopped licking his tongue clean with her own, they shared another kiss in silence, then she started to lick away any leftover traces of alcohol from his lips.

The wine tasted great, especially when combined with the flavorful kiss that Barbara gave him during it; a saliva and wine mixed together, leaving his taste buds buzzing.

The alcohol warmed his throat right away; filling every part of his body with heat and burning sensations.

A small wave washed over him like ripples in water.

The one thing Yomite wasn't aware of, was that the reason why Mondstadt's Dandelion Wine was considered the best wine in the world of Teyvat, was because its sweetness was exactly in balance with the level of alcohol in it.

Not to mention, it felt magical and the grapes were processed by a person with a Vision.

And on top of everything else, the effect of the magic in the wine acted as a very potent aphrodisiac. The higher quality wines usually came with even more magical effects.

So there he sat, surrounded by beautiful ladies who smelled really great, drinking wine from the lips of a woman whose arms were wrapped around him, while another woman rubbed her divine buttocks against him from above, causing his member to feel warm due to the friction between their bodies...

All that, made him feel more aroused than he had ever been.

He attempted to repress the building erection, but the surrounding girls prevented him from doing so.

He believed that no straight man in existence could have resisted this much temptation.

Seriously, what was happening today?

Did the girls have some kind of spell cast on them or something?

Or did they have a debate while he wasn't home and decided they would be more open with their feelings? Was it some sort of collective decision based on shared beliefs and opinions among themselves?

Yomite began to contemplate these things in depth.

'Wait...if a guy and two girls are making out it's called a threesome...How is it called when six people do it together? A sixsome?'

The thought suddenly crossed his mind.

He felt like a king, being worshipped by many women at once, which caused him to laugh softly; remembering how Paimon got angry over this situation earlier: 'This was your plan all along, wasn't it!'

All of the girls had witnessed Barbara's passionate mouth-to-mouth wine exchange, so the idea of kissing him themselves was likely already in their minds.

'...So intimate.'

'This Prinzessin dares not believe it! That was one of the most obscene things I've ever seen!'

'B-B is dangerous...this kind of devotion could threaten my position as the first wife! I must also do something!' Hu Tao began massaging his shoulders as if trying to compete.

Soon enough, every girl thought that they should try the same thing as Barbara did. Trying to wine-kiss him.

"Assistant! Open up~ You have the privilege of tasting my lips~"

"Master..."

"Party Leader..."

"This Prinzessin ist aware that being lewd ist a great sin, but Ich bin willing to make a great sacrifice to please meine Prince!"

"Can all of you just stop! Paimon can't watch this anymore!! " She put her hands on her eyes to block her sight, yet even after doing so, she still peeked through her fingers to see the lewdness.

"Yeah, I believe that's enough." Yomite took a deep breath and slowly pushed away those who were clinging onto him, including Lumine who he still held in his hands.

A few more seconds of this heaven and he might have bedded them all without any self control left. It was easy for him now, since he could practically feel the desires of each woman around him. Excluding Iris and Paimon.

They wouldn't refuse him if he asked nicely and gently kissed them; there was no doubt about it. They would lose themselves in the moment completely, and he even had Bruice which he could use.

It would have been really bad if he gave into temptation now, as tomorrow they were leaving and he was sure they wouldn't make it there...

So he gently freed himself of the girls around him, though not without them initially struggling against him, trying to go back to their original positions; only stopping when he finally pulled them off entirely from his body with a sigh.

The competition between them was still on.

"Go and pack your things, girls," he ordered them and ignored their disappointed faces.

Sighs came from them all, before they all went into their respective rooms with a flash, leaving only Yomite alone with Paimon.

"Paimon didn't think you would be the one to stop this... Paimon is now more confused than ever!"

"Now, now. I am aware that the things were getting too heated there, so I stopped it before it became a problem."

Things got almost out of hand, which was why Yomite made sure it wouldn't continue further, as there was time and place for these things, not to mention some sort of natural order in which these things happened.

A threesome was great and challenging, but he wasn't prepared for a sixsome yet.

That was like challenging a veteran difficulty in call of duty campaign when he'd never played any fps games prior...

Besides, Paimon was in the room as well, and he wouldn't do something like that in front of a child. Even if she probably wasn't one.

"How about you go and help Lumine with packing up? We're going on an adventure tomorrow morning."

"Ah! An adventure!? Paimon is stoked! Will there be a lot of treasures and Mora!?" She giggled excitedly, her cape fluttering around behind her.

"I'm not sure yet, but there will surely be some rewards."

"Yay!" She fist pumped into the air and floated away from him. It looked like even she was looking forward to this new adventure; since everyone had agreed to it, it couldn't really hurt either way right?

In the end, they would have to get stronger regardless, so this was an ideal opportunity.

'Is it just me, or did Paimon get bigger? I haven't seen her for a day, but she looks to have grown a tad...' As he calmly observed her float towards Lumine's room, he pondered.