134 – Hmmmm

134 – Hmmmm

‘Why?’ That was the question rolling around in my head for the following couple of days. Why would a Daemon of Tzeentch sneak into my ship and why would it reveal itself to me in a seemingly idiotic bid at sending me spiralling down into the abyss?

The ‘How’ didn’t even matter that much. Did it really think I would just ... break? From that little of a push? Do I seem that unstable to a Daemon specialising in manipulation and sowing deceit?

Was it right? Am I still that close to the edge?

Did that thing really think it would succeed or was it just fucking around for shits and giggles, thinking there wouldn’t be any consequences even if it failed? I was leaning towards the latter, even my mind-cores were, which meant it wasn’t just make-believe to calm myself.

As for how I was going about speeding things up? Well, I was putting a little bug in that uppity Tau captain’s ear. Nothing much, it wasn’t even real mind manipulation, I was just giving him a slight urge to ‘hurry the fuck up’.

That, combined with Alvash pushing him from the outside to get on with it, bore fruit just two days later. I smiled as I felt the ship lurching; we were finally leaving this asteroid field and heading wherever the Tau led us.

I was about 99.99% sure they wouldn’t just lead us into open space to blow our ship to bits. Still, I was prepared to shield the entire ship should the need present itself.

As for how we were moving? Well, the blueys attached some sort of energy ... ropes? To the prow of our ship and were dragging it behind their own at a good hundred kilometres away, but we were also ‘using our regular drive’ to take as much of the burden off of their generators as possible.

Meaning, I was running the gravity engine, but on low power while also making a fake exhaust plume behind us with some low-power bio-plasma emitters. Technically, those would work as propulsion too, since they were throwing mass behind us, hence pushing our ship in the opposite direction: Forwards.

Alas, that was slow as a snail in my personal opinion, especially compared to the gravity drive. So I wasn’t really pushing it. Could be a suitable alternative for ships that others could see in the future though, if only to distract them from the actual means of propulsion.

In the meantime, I amused myself by watching ... and manipulating the Orks fights. To say Throgg was a bit put out by Crunch’s, well, existence was underselling it. The two were going at it, beating on each other every other hour.

There was no winner yet, since none of them died and none of them would for the foreseeable future. Why? Because I had a little experimental toy sitting inside both of them. A small bead-like organ loaded up with bio-energy that boosted their regeneration to the high heavens.

It even replenished bio-energy from the food they ate, so I didn’t even have to refill it myself. A little induced hunger whenever it was running low was all it needed to keep them topped off most of the time, and it also had the curious side-effect of making Crunch double down on his cooking hobby.

It was interesting to see how the Orkish food industry built up in the span of days. They were sending hunting parties out, making them travel down to the lower levels for newborn Squiggy Beasts. Lately, they even started throwing parts of them back into the birthing pools at the lowest floors to make sure more of them were born.

If my hair wasn’t already white, I’d turn white by the time we arrive at that damned planet at this speed we’re going.

I chewed on my lips in thought, rapping my nails on the armrest of the command chair. A little bit of help couldn’t hurt them. They probably won’t even notice space bending around them.

I started gently, just slightly bending space with the gravity engine deep in the ship’s belly. It made a slight grove in space, then just ever so slightly warped the space in front of the two ships so that the relative distance constricted.

Letting my mind-cores monitor the Tau for any sign of them noticing my meddling, I leaned back and relaxed. It would take a day or two still, but I could maybe half that if they lacked any manner of gravitational sensors.

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I kept my eyes peeled for the Warp, feeling slightly paranoid after the Changeling debacle. I noted any bumps, roiling currents and larger daemonic things just under the surface, but none ever came close enough to break through the veil.

“I don’t suppose I can convince you to take a few minutes of rest?” Selene asked, leaning over my command chair like a lazy cat.

“If the Changeling was just a scout for an ambush, they are going to strike now. Every second could count with Greater Daemons.” I said, glancing into her steely grey eyes and letting my expression soften. “I’ll take a night off once we get there. I’m sure Alvash will need some time to get those negotiations over with. Would you want to keep me company?”

“Always,” she gave me a beatific smile that subconsciously tugged the edges of my lips into a smile.

Hours flew by quickly when I wanted them to. Letting myself sink into my thoughts, or even my mindscape was a good way of letting days or even weeks fly by without me noticing.

As I focused on the tasks I’d given myself, the moment I felt a new system come within a few AUs of us arrived soon enough.

I focused on it, leaning on the gravitational sensors heavily. Red dwarf, five planets, one gas giant, the rest rocky, one of which was in the goldilocks zone, barely inhabited.

“The material it is inscribed upon matters,” he said. “I used silver and bone dust. I don’t personally know what other materials would work.”

“Another experiment added to the list.”

*****

“What a strange place,” Selene murmured next to me, blinking up at the towering buildings around us with wide eyes.

“Never been on a Tau world before?” I asked curiously, making sure my own gawking was much less apparent.

We were down on the planet's surface, in the domed city the Tau constructed here as the base of their mining operations. The planet wasn’t habitable by nature, its atmosphere wasn’t breathable and the temperature left some things to be desired, but the little ingenious blue men made do.

“No, not one built by them from the ground up,” she said. “Only some outer worlds that used to be Imperial and were just modified. Now I know why all of their architecture was so weird. It’s like they are allergic to anything pointy.”

Sure enough, every building was circular and round without corners or any sharp lines. The Tau walked about on the streets, with their strange vehicles rolling around on the nearby roads and some hovercraft even flying by above us.

Honestly, if they weren’t so blue, the city would have been a pretty nice fit for some futuristic cyberpunk story. Alas, they were blue, and had questionably looking noses that looked like vertical slits across their faces.

“You know, when you mentioned keeping you company tonight, this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting,” Selene said with a twinkle dancing in her eyes as she elbowed me in the side.

“Even I know that you should take a girl out to date before dragging her into the bedroom,” I huffed. “I’m not a savage.”

“Oh, so that’s what this skulking about under the cover of your illusion is? A date?”

“The start of one,” I said, rolling my eyes as she exaggeratedly looked around the little alley we were standing in. “Soooooo, since there aren’t any of the usual date sports on this killjoy of a city, want to break into the Governor’s mansion with me instead? Should get our blood pumping just well enough.”

“A spar would have done that just fine,” she squinted up at me, tilting her head in that adorable way she knew sent my heartbeat stuttering. “But sure. Let’s break into the Governor’s mansion. I’ve never done that before. Why are we doing this again? Just so I know.”

“I want a nibble,” I said, scratching my cheek awkwardly as she gave me a half-lidded glare. “What? He’s supposed to be an Ethereal. I want to know how those work. I already took some tiny nibbles out of a Fire, Water, Earth and Air caste Tau. An Ethereal is all I need to finish the collection.”

“I didn’t know you were a kleptomaniac,” she said amusedly, raising an eyebrow. “Is that why you like that strange Necron that kidnapped you?”

“I mean, it would be useful to have,” I said, tapping my lips with my index finger as I stared at the sky. “Maybe I could even have some soft-mind control over nearby Tau with an Ethereal in me.”

As Selene groaned, I frowned a bit, only recognising my silly innuendo a moment later. Well, while a normal person might have backed down right about there, I was far from normal.

“You know, I could just eat one up, there is this need deep inside my core to just push that Ethereal to the floor and devour him whole.”

Selene zapped me on the hip, and I jumped away with a yelp. I shuddered, feeling the electricity run through my body for a few more seconds like I was jacked up to a high-voltage outlet.

“Hmmmmm,” I closed my eyes, a rush of goosebumps running down my spine as the last echoes of the zap faded away. It left my whole body warm, tingly and sensitive.

“Masochistic Kleptomaniac.”

“Come on now, that was ... enjoyable,” I murmured, turning a heated glare her way. “Hardly painful. Just a little shock therapy. Hmmm, can you do that again?”

“Didn’t we have a Governor to nibble on?”

“Hmmm, yeah, we did,” I said, rolling my shoulders with a sigh. “Then I have someone else to push to the floor and devour. Hmmm. Yep. Let’s go.”

“Lead the way,” Selene said, rolling her eyes with a smirk as I strutted off towards the distant spire reaching for the grey skies up above. It was a strange date, but I was already loving it.