Chapter 280 - Infernal Yin (1)
After entering the adult goods store, the other party didn't come out for a long time. From the outside, the shop looked like it was only 20 square meters. He didn't know how long the other party would be able to stay in this small place.
From the outside, we could only see the outside of the shop, the door was made of wood, it was impossible to see through, and just at that moment, Li Ruoxi suddenly spoke: "I remember who is that Dashu, I previously asked around, and the Dashu is called Wang Er!"
I thought about how this name was so funny, but in the end, I found out that no matter how funny the name Dashu was, life is also very funny.
The Dashu was a rogue cultivator not too far away from here, born in a small village. It was said that when he was born, he had seven brothers, and when the seven of them were twenty years old, they ran over to a withered and dead wutong tree to pay respects. They had already said one thing, they didn't want to be born in the same year and only wanted to die in the same month and the same year.
As a result, when the seven of them went to pay their respects, they drank a bowl of outdated wine, and Wang Er, who had a poor tolerance for alcohol, secretly poured the wine. In the end, the remaining six brothers all achieved the same result from the outdated alcohol poisoning, and they all grew up together and left together.
This Wang Er originally had a daughter-in-law, the two of them ran to the horse department together to do some chores and earn a living. His wife's most adept technique was to stick her head into the mouth of a tiger, and then take it out again under the stares of the crowd. This Wang Er, on the other hand, liked to tease tigers, so when he had nothing to do, he just picked up a furry dog and placed it on the tiger's nose.
In the end, Wang Er felt that he wouldn't be able to do anything. Helplessly, he went back to his old ways and returned to being a Yin Yang Master.
Just as we were chatting happily, the door of the adult goods store opened. When Li Ruoxi saw him walking out with an inflatable doll in his hand, she immediately turned around and said to me: "Why don't we hurry up and leave? Why don't we see what a single old man like him is doing?"
A woman? It was normal for a single man to buy an inflatable doll, but just when everything was normal, I discovered that Wang Er was walking past me. In that instant, I realized something was wrong.
He actually bought a male inflatable doll!
F * ck, don't even mention men buying men's inflatable dolls, just this type of inflatable doll is something I've never heard of before!
Wang Er hugged the inflatable doll in his hand as if he was holding his own wife, and walked forward step by step. The lower half of the inflatable doll was extremely hard, making people feel extremely awkward looking, so Li Ruoxi decided to just run behind me, without even being able to take a glance at it, and not being able to look straight at it.
Seeing this, I was also confused, so I hurriedly asked, "Bro, it's not like we're here to buy an inflatable doll in the middle of the night, right?"
Wu Hua said, "The other party has demonic qi on him, I'm afraid he has been bewitched by something? Didn't you notice the way he walked? "
When the other party walks in a straight line, it seems like he only walks in a straight line, especially when he comes to the side of a potholed cement wall. He walks straight past with a pair of pants made of cement, this cement pit has flat ground on the left and right sides, but he doesn't have any intentions of taking a detour!
Just like that, we watched from behind. In the blink of an eye, we had already walked back, and once again returned to that shabby thatched cottage, immediately took off his Clothes, and ran into the house while carrying the inflatable doll, bare-chested.
I think this is a bit too hasty!
However, after entering the room, he remained silent for a long time. He closed the door and heard the sound of tossing and turning in the middle of the room. It seemed as if the entire bed was about to collapse.
Let alone Li Ruoxi's, even I felt a little embarrassed looking at it. I was planning on retreating quickly, but at this moment, I realized that something was wrong. A few red liquids slowly flowed out from the gap of the door.