Chapter 294： Automatic counterattack, too much

Chapter 294

"Well, let's go through the admission procedures first." Zhou Yuan hurriedly interrupted.

You two, is it really okay to discuss children in front of me as a single Wang?

Zhou Yuan was afraid that if he listened any more, he would die of soreness.

"All right." Mu Feifan said.

Zhou Yuan glanced at Xia Yuchan and quickly lowered his head.

This girl is really hard to look at each other.

It just brings a chill.

He hurriedly asked: "Name."

"Xia Yu Cicada."

"age."

"Eighteen years old."

"Eighteen... hey?" Zhou Yuan was stunned, and couldn't help looking at Mu Feihua: "Senior Brother Mu, aren't you childhood sweethearts?"

Mu Feifan patted his forehead and forgot about it.

Having stayed in this different world for so many years, this body has already passed eighteen years old.

But Xia Yu cicada had just arrived, and it was still fresh and tender.

But I just mentioned that there is a marriage contract, so I can't tell Zhou Yuan that he has married a child bride.

"Write twenty-eight." Mu Feifan said.

Xia Yuchan's expression was strange: "Have you been here for so many years?"

If you start counting from the age of eighteen, it is easy to deduce the length of stay of Mu Feihua.

But for this, Mu Feifan had already thought of an excuse.

"Write a little older age, so as not to be regarded as a rookie Xiuxian." Mu Feifei explained.

Xia Yu cicada let out a cry, but didn't care.

Zhou Yuan asked again: "Cultivation?"

Xia Yu Cicada: "In the early days of Golden Core."

"What?" Zhou Yuan didn't seem to hear clearly, and asked again: "You're only in your twenties, so you have a golden core?"

Xia Yuchan said, "You don't believe it?"

Zhou Yuan suddenly thought of something, and immediately said: "I believe I believe, the cultivation base will not be tested."

He doesn't want to go to heaven.

The shadow from last time is still in my heart.

"But—" Zhou Yuan's conversation turned and said very solemnly: "Senior Brother Mu, last time your two friends promised not to participate in the whole hospital assessment, so I didn't check the bone age, but this time, I can't release the water anymore. ."

Mu Feifan said: "You want to test my lady's bone age?"

Zhou Yuan nodded solemnly: "The assessment of the whole hospital is just around the corner, don't tell me, my sister-in-law won't participate either."

"What is the whole hospital assessment?" Xia Yuchan asked.

Zhou Yuan said: "Every five years, the disciples of the whole courtyard compete for the number of disciples in the inner courtyard, and the disciples of the inner courtyard compete for ranking."

Mu Feifei asked Xia Yuchan: "Do you want to participate?"

Xia Yuchan whispered: "It sounds quite interesting."

Mu Feifan understood in a second, and immediately said, "Junior Brother Zhou, my lady will participate, so let's check the bone age."

Zhou Yuan sighed when he heard it.

Originally, he thought Xia Yuchan would not participate.

It seems that this group of brothers who squeezed their scalps and wanted to be disciples in the inner courtyard have lost one more place.

"Please stretch out your left hand." Zhou Yuan said.

Xia Yuchan hesitated and looked at Mu Feifan.

Zhou Yuan said: "Senior Brother Mu, next I will cast a spell to test my sister-in-law's left hand and measure the wrist and knuckles, so that the bone age can be determined."

Mu Feifan understood it all at once.

Isn't this Nima just taking X-rays?

But once tested, Xia Yuchan's eighteen-year-old bone age would not be exposed?

That really became a child bride.

Mu Feifei suddenly said in a solemn voice: "Junior Brother Zhou, I advise you, don't check."

"Why?" Zhou Yuan was just about to brew a spell, but was interrupted, a little confused.

There was a hint of playfulness on Mu Feifan's face: "My lady, there is a habit. If others cast spells on her, she will unconsciously fight back."

"Counter-attack?" Zhou Yuan leaned back in shock and slammed into the back of the chair.

Be good!

If the Jin Dan boss fights back, then Zhou Yuan's fate will only be two kinds.

Either go to heaven or go to earth.

All in all are dead.

He didn't want to check the age of his bones, so he took his life.

"And—" Mu Feihua suddenly patted his hands on the table, staring at Zhou Yuan, and said coldly: "I'm only twenty-eight, will I marry a ninety-eight-year-old?"

Zhou Yuan said tremblingly: "I have seen the Condor Heroes, age is not a problem. I have seen King Kong, and race is not a problem. I have seen a Chinese Ghost Story, life and death is not a problem. I have seen Brokeback Mountain, is gender a problem?"

Mu Feifan's pupils suddenly shrank.

Even Xia Yuchan raised his head in surprise.

"Who told you this special?" Mu Feihua was stunned.

Zhou Yuan said: "Sometimes Hong Yu would bring a little fat man to come and sit with me."

Damn it!

It turned out to be Satsuki.

No wonder the academy's recent poems have been increasing.

At this time, Zhou Yuan said again: "Furthermore, Brother Mu, with all due respect, are you really a husband and wife?"

Seeing that he was being questioned, Mu Feifan's face instantly sank.

Boy, your path is narrow!

Zhou Yuan saw Mu Feifan's expression and immediately explained: "Senior Brother Mu, I mean, have you brought the marriage certificate?"

Mu Feifan was speechless.

There is no marriage certificate, but there is a marriage certificate with the seal of the alliance.

But Xia Yuchan was very precious and locked at home.

Mu Feihua suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed Xia Yuchan's waist, and said, "It's not a husband and wife, do you dare to hold it like this?"

Zhou Yuan trembled all over.

Mu Feifan pecked Xia Yuchan's face again: "It's not a husband and wife, do you dare to kiss like this?"

Xia Yuchan's face flushed with a sigh, but he didn't say anything.

Zhou Yuan's expression was completely messed up.

Mu Feifei suddenly joked, "If you still don't believe it, believe it or not that I can do something more excessive?"

As soon as this remark came out, there was a dead silence.

Zhou Yuan immediately raised his hand and surrendered: "Senior Brother Mu, can't I make a mistake? I'm just too pedantic, don't be surprised."

He felt that if he continued like this, he would die at the table.

Xia Yucicada's face was hot, and the roots of her ears were red.

She stared angrily, admiring Extraordinary, and had an urge to squeeze the other person.

Screw the kind.

This guy is getting more and more shameless!

Xia Yuchan is a girl, and her face is always thinner.

She couldn't do it like Mu Feifan.

Mu Feifan stared at Zhou Yuan, always watching him prepare the identity token.

"From now on, my sister-in-law will be the outer disciple of the academy, and I will also join the War God Academy, right? I'm all set." Zhou Yuan smirked.

Mu Feihua took the token, hehe smiled and said, "Junior Brother Zhou, do you want to know what I just said more excessively?"

Zhou Yuan immediately shook his head like a drum.

I beg you to go.

Give the single dog a way to survive.

Don't let me get irritated Xia Yuchan was also afraid that Mu Feihua would say it in public, and whispered: "Mu Feihua, did you take the wrong medicine today? Be careful I go home to clean you up."

Mu Feifan smiled faintly: "I said something more excessive—"

He lengthened his voice on purpose.

Zhou Yuan had already covered his ears.

Xia Yuchan's fingers began to wander around Mu Feifan's waist.

"Of course, the dean uncle is invited to go out." Mu Feifan laughed.

Depend on!

Zhou Yuan was dumbfounded.

I almost forgot.

Brother Mu is the biggest family member of the academy!

Hey, I really go through all the procedures for others every day, and I'm so stupid!

(End of this chapter)