Chapter 22

"Extremely boring!" The bright-eyed thief brushed away Yue Yang's big hand, stood up, turned his head and left.

"How can it be boring? Love between men and women, love between two people, romantic lingering, this is the most meaningful thing in the world!" Yue Yang hurriedly chased him out, and laughed loudly while looking at the thief: "Brother, don't Sorry, if you don’t know how to do intercourse surgery, I can teach you! Although I don’t have much experience, we can study it together slowly... If you have something to say, don’t use a dagger!”

The bright-eyed thief was so angry that he stopped in his tracks.

With a wave of his hand, a gleaming dagger flashed.

Yue Yang saw the dagger resting on his neck, and quickly raised his hands obediently to express his surrender.

"Get out, I'm not the same kind of person as you!" The bright-eyed thief resisted the urge not to kill this kid, and squeezed out a sentence through the gap between the little white teeth.

"No way? You don't like women?" Yue Yang's expression was exaggerated: "Couldn't you be the legendary man?"

"What is a subject?" The bright-eyed thief couldn't understand.

"In this world, there are two types of 'offensive' and 'defensive'. Attacking means those who are in charge of plowing and sowing, doing hard work; defending is different. Shou is responsible for enjoying and moaning. It's a comfortable job... Oh, don't hit me!" Before Yue Yang finished speaking, the bright-eyed thief punched him in the face.

"I warn you, if you see me in the future, you will take the initiative to get away, or I will kill you!" The bright-eyed thief was very angry, but Yue Yang admitted that this guy looks pretty good when he is angry.

Some people in the world are like this, whether they are smiling or angry, they look very good-looking.

People can't help but like it when they see it.

On the contrary, some people are different. Whether they are laughing or angry, they look very disgusting. People look at them, except for vomiting or vomiting. After watching for a long time, they will have the urge to hit the wall and commit suicide. Student Yue Yang felt that this bright-eyed thief belonged to the former kind of small-looking and good-looking, and belonged to the kind that became more likable the more he looked at it. When he saw the bright-eyed thief angry, he didn't feel scared, but smiled even more happily: "Don't worry, I will hide away. Because, I'm afraid that you, the slave boy, will fall in love with me!"

The bright-eyed thief originally wanted to kick Yue Yang and leave, but when he heard him say this, he immediately felt that the kid in front of him was crazy.

"What did you say? I will like you?" The bright-eyed thief couldn't believe his ears.

"Of course, an outstanding and handsome man like me is very popular among beautiful women and handsome men. Seeing the car, the three mountains and five mountains, the jade-faced little wolf gentleman who knows everyone, who is invincible all over the world, and a pear tree crushing a begonia, but I only like beautiful women, and I have no feelings for beautiful men, so please don’t be casual Like me!" Yue Yang raised his face narcissistically, with his nose up to the sky, ecstatic.

"..." The bright-eyed thief heard this, and almost fell to the ground.

It's not like I haven't seen a narcissistic person before, but this is the first time I've seen such a narcissistic person.

Compared with this kid's face, the city wall of Baishi City is like a piece of thin paper. The bright-eyed thief estimated that even if all the narcissists in the world were gathered together and kneaded into one person, and compared with this kid in front of him, I believe that the level of narcissism is not one-tenth of his!

The bright-eyed thief was thankful that he was not a narcissist, otherwise, in front of this kid, he would be so inferior that he would commit suicide with a dagger...

God knows, how could such a pervert be born in the world.

That's right, other than pervert, no adjectives can accurately describe this smug and narcissistic guy in front of him!

"Although there have been many beautiful men who have expressed their love to me, my heart only belongs to beautiful women, and it will last forever!" Yue Yang clenched his fists with certainty.