Chapter 58 Eggs, Bacon And Some Ass On The Side
"Three times every day?" His lips curled up. "Isn't that a little too many times even for you, Abi? Are you the reason why we pay so much for bathing products every month?"
"B-But but..." She wanted to argue back to her son and defend her case, but she didn't know what to say, as she herself knew that the number of times she washed her butt was overkill.
"I-I only wash myself that many times since it's a very dirty place, and I'm never really sure if I cleaned myself properly there." She admitted it with an ashamed look on her face, as if she had been caught doing something bad. "If not, I wouldn't be cleaning myself that many times." Follow current novels at novelhall.com)
"Oh, so you're just sensitive to that type of thing." He realised, and didn't seem too surprised. "That makes a lot of sense, since your mother is just like you."
"Mommy also washes her behind; more than one should?" She asked about her imaginary mother, who also seemed to take personal cleanliness seriously.
"Not anymore. But she used to do that while we were still dating since she was such a stickler for keeping herself clean that she would keep a separate bottle of body lotion just to clean her ass." He revealed another truth to his daughter, which made her wonder if she should do that too.
"B-But daddy, I still don't understand what you mean by eating mom's butt out...Hnnn~..." She spoke as her seductive voice leaked out while her son fingered her anus.
"Oh right. I forgot that you're still young and don't know much about the adult world." She said, which made her feel ashamed at her lack of knowledge regarding those types of topics when her own son knew so much. "What I mean when I say that I ate your mom's ass is that I treat your mother's ass like a delicacy and thoroughly devour it until no crumbs remain."
"As a matter of fact, I actually did eat some food out of your mom last week when I stuffed that pumpkin pie into her buttcheeks, and ate the entire thing without using my hands." She still didn't understand his words, but she didn't have the guts to ask as his words were getting even more vulgar by the moment. "I even had to stick my tongue deep into her since some of the stuffing went into her hole, and it took some effort to lick her butt clean."
Even though she couldn't understand anything he was saying, she still nodded her head just to keep her face as the adult in this scenario. But her unconditional nodding to what her son was saying came with consequences, as she even nodded her head when he said
"You know what? Rather than telling you what it means, I should probably let you experience it for yourself...So for tomorrow, why don't I cook up some scrambled eggs and bacon, lay you out on the dining table, stuff some of those golden eggs and greasy meat into your cheeks, and I'll let you experience what it means to have your ass eaten out, literally and figuratively."
What her son said was something that she simply couldn't comprehend and was a little too perverted for her to imagine, so half of what he said phased out her mind. And all she knew was that she agreed to do something with eggs, bacon, and her butt tomorrow morning, which would probably make her not leave the house and not appear in public for a few days because of how shameful it was.