Chapter 105: I Promise I Won't Laugh

"Let me tell you something, Abi..." I pulled her closer into my embrace, while she still put her hand over her secret place to cover it. "A wise man who had once explored the whole world in a flying house, told that the wilderness must always be explored..."

"Wilderness?...You mean..." Her cheeks turned warm when she realised what I was talking about, and so did her butt, where I was holding her. "B-But Daddy, that place isn't that hairy for you to call it the wilderness...I-It's just a little thick around the top, which I don't know if you'll like or not."

"Well, whatever it is, thick or thin, permed or straight, I'll love it no matter what since it's yours, Abi." I said while groping her asscheeks and submerging my face in her soft abdomen, which felt like a hot water cushion.

"And I don't think there is any man out there who's going to refuse pussy that's served up to them on a plate just because it's a little hairy and doesn't dare to eat it in its natural state...If there is someone like that, then he should just loan out his dick to someone else, since it's pretty useless in his hands."

"Eew, Daddy!~~ That's so dirty~" She said in a exaggerated tone, like a little girl who had heard her first dirty joke. "What would you do if you found my place revolting after saying all that?...W-Would you give your private part to someone else so that they can keep it for themselves?"

"I would." I answered the dirty joke made by my mother after being influenced by me, like how a child would imitate their parents. "But they wouldn't be able to carry the weight of my equipment, so they'd probably give it right back to me."

"Daddy, you perverted narcissist!~" She pulled one hand out of her crotch and coquettishly hit the top of my head, and then looked at me like she had finally gained the courage to show the place she was covering this whole while and said timidly,

"O-Okay, fine...Since Daddy insists so much on seeing where Abi pees from, I'll show it to you. But first, you have to let go of me, or else you won't be able to see anything even if you stop covering it."

I reluctantly took my hands off her plump cheeks that I was caressing with the tip of my fingers and gave her stomach one final kiss, which made my mother hit me on the head once again since she seemed quite sensitive there.

I mean, you honestly couldn't blame me for wanting to laugh, as what my mother described her pussy as was nothing like the actual thing in front of me.

She had told me that her pussy was quite hairy and made me think that there was a literal jungle down that I had to traverse through. But her actual cunt, which looked both pure and erotic at the same time with how smooth and plump her lower lips were, was actually half bald with not a single hair on the sides.

And the only place I could see a little bit of hair was on the top of her vagina, where there was a small fluff of brown hair that was a bit darker than the hair on her head.

Other than that small patch of hair that was on top of her lower lips, the rest of her pussy was completely naked, as if she had shaved her pussy with the most sharpest blade, and looked as smooth as a baby's butt.

The most funny part of it was the fact that even the small bundle of brown hair near her clitoris didn't look like the usual thick and wrinkled hair a mature woman would possess in her nether region and actually looked soft and silky like an animal's fur.

I don't know whether my mom used the best shampoo to wash her hair down there or if all the women in this world have something similar to a horse's mane on their crotch, but it was the most lustrous and smooth pubic hair I had ever seen, as if it were acting as a fluffy crown for her pussy.

Her vagina itself was another spectacular sight that evoked the beast inside of me, having full plump lips that looked like they were made out of fatty blubber and a single purple clitoris that poked out from between her brown labias and looked like a button that I could twist and play with.

I couldn't see her pink insides since her lips were so plump and fat that they completely covered her insides, including the holes she came from. And her entire pussy was sopping wet in her cum, which made it quite obvious that she had been squirting like a broken faucet for a while.

After having a good look at her glorious pussy which looked like it had never been touched at all and was in pristine condition, waiting for me to open it up and have a taste, I looked up at my mother, hoping that she didn't see me laugh at her.

But it seems like my wish didn't come true, as she was currently clenching her fists in anger while looking at me with limpid eyes that made her look like she was going to cry any second.