"Fine mom, fine~...I get that you're relieved that you don't have to do anything today.
But if you keep kissing me like this while you rub your breasts all over me, I might take what I said back because you're currently making me a little too excited, which would make me act on my instincts and do something that can't be reversed." I jokingly threatened my mother to stop her kissing rampage, which had an immediate effect on her as she pushed me back and looked at me with a pouty look on her face as if she were saying, 'Not fair!', and responded with an adorable little frown, saying,
"You can't do that, Kafi! You already promised Mommy that you wouldn't do anything today!"
"And just so that you don't make what you said right now into a reality, Mommy is going to run off now and lock myself in my room tonight just in case you really get excited and come looking for me in the middle of the night." My mother said with a cautious look on her face, while shimmying her butt off my lap to get off me and run to her room, like she was afraid I would catch her if she was too late.
I rolled my eyes at her accusations and wanted to tell her that I was really joking. But my mother was already off my lap and was just about to stand up, so I decided to let her be with a helpless smile on my face and continue eating my portion of dinner.
Slip~
But just as I was about to say goodnight to my mother, who had already gotten up and taken a step away from me in a hurry so that I didn't suddenly grab her and pull her into my embrace, I heard a squeeky sound as if someone had just slipped on a banana on the floor and turned to look where the sound came, where I found my mother giving a deep gasp and falling backwards onto me out of nowhere.
Gasp!~
It didn't take me long to realise that this clumsy mother of mine had somehow managed to slip on her own cum on the floor, which she had let out when I was wiping her down, and was currently falling backwards in a comedical manner and right back into my lap.
I had joked earlier, telling her not to slip in her cum and fall down, which she brushed off, saying how stupid that thought was. But who would've thought that stupid assumption of mine would turn into a reality and turn my mother into a joke who slipped and fell on her own ejaculate.
But even though she was falling down, I didn't really do anything to save her since she was falling right onto my lap, where she got up, and there was really no need to do anything to help her other than to hold out a hand to support her back.
Slap!~ Squelch!~
And just like I had thought, my mother fell right onto my lap with a splat as her bouncy cheeks slammed into my lap, and I quickly supported her so that she didn't fall back anymore.
But what I didn't expect was to hear a sound of something wet getting smacked, which I didn't know where it came from, and then, for some reason, my mother suddenly opened her eyes wide, like she had just received a 1000-volt shock, when she had just safely landed on my lap and not anywhere where it would hurt like the floor.
In other words, for those who didn't take biology in school seriously, I had basically taken my mother's virginity...And in even simpler words, I had popped her cherry.
I had no idea how that happened, as even though she wasn't technically my birth mother, she was still the mother to my other self in this world.
And there was no chance in hell that there was a mother like her out there who had given birth to a child and still remained a virgin, as that was theoretically and practically impossible unless she had used some artificial methods to get pregnant, which I just don't see her doing.
There was also no way that she somehow managed to remain a virgin all throughout her life when she was a married woman with a ring on her finger.
If that was the case, either her husband or my 'father' was severely impotent to the point he can't even raise his penis or has no dick at all and was basically a eunuch, since there was no way any man would leave a woman as beautiful as my mother untouched otherwise.
But even though I had no idea of how my mother was still a virgin and was racking my brain to find an explanation, I was still happy nonetheless, as there was no way I would be dissatisfied with the fact that I was my mother's first time since it was a man's nature to have all the love your partner gives all for yourself, even though her first time turned out to be a comedic event that she brought upon herself and won't be able to forget for the rest of her life.
I wanted to ask my mother as to what her situation was in life, where she was still pure even after she was married, but was surprised to find that she had already fainted from the shock and pain of taking my monster of a dick in one go and was currently peacefully sleeping on my chest with a relaxed look on her face.
It seems that suddenly getting a massive rod rammed into her was too much for my inexperienced mother, as it knocked her straight out like she had just been shot by a tranquillizer and looked like she wouldn't be getting up any time soon.
But it makes sense when she took the entirety of my penis into her, when the girls back in my world could only take a little more than half before they were stuffed down there, which made me wonder if the girls in this world had different bodies as well since, judging by the length I was in her warm body, I was way beyond her cervix and probably touching the insides of her gut right now, which was freaky and exciting to think about.
I decided not to wake her up, as I was sure that she would only faint again if she saw a pole-like object lodged inside of her, and thought it would be better to have a long talk with her tomorrow about the true state of 'our' family and the situation we were in.
But before I could do any of that, I should probably first pull my dick out of her without waking her up, clean the blood and semen on her body, and put her to sleep on her bed so that she could have a good rest after everything that happened.
And then eat my dinner since I was still really hungry, clean up the mess my mother made by ejaculating all over the place, and finally got to bed myself since I was also exhausted from travelling to a different world and taking my mother's virginity all in one day.
I also don't think I'm going to sleep very well tonight, as every time I close my eyes, the scene of my clumsy mother perfectly falling onto my dick when she was the one who wanted nothing to do with it in the first place continuously replays in my head and makes me want to laugh out loud at how ridiculous and hilarious it was.
And I couldn't wait to jeer at my mother for what she did to herself and learn more about this world and my family's bizarre situation, which made me wish that tomorrow came by much sooner...