"Hold on a minute...Why am I thinking so much about this when the answer is so damn obvious and right in front of my face?!" Nina exclaimed when she came to a sudden realisation after stressing out for a solid minute about what decision she should make.
She then continued saying, as he rubbed her eyebrows in frustration, "I can't believe it took me this long to come to a decision about something that I should've given a response to immediately...How dumb of you, Nina...How dumb of you."
Earlier, she looked like she was going to start pulling on her hair from overworking her brain and stressing herself out. But now she looked like she was calling herself an idiot in her mind for not realising the obvious answer that she should've realised sooner because of how apparent it was.
"What is it, Nina?...Are you going to tell me to go away from this place and never show my face to you ever again?" I asked with a nervous chuckle since, as confident as I was about the bet I made, I also wasn't too sure of what she might choose at the end of the day since it was impossible to exactly predict a woman's mind.
I then added, just in case she was going to choose to kick me out, "If you do actually want me to leave like I said, then I humbly request that you let me have a bath first since I was looking forward to it all day and then throw me out of your join...After that, I'll make sure that you never have to see my face again."
"Tsk! What nonsense are you talking about, Kafka?...Why do you think that I would choose to kick you out instead of letting you stay by my side?...Do you really think that I'm so scared of you that I have no other choice but to push you away from me so that I can protect my marriage?" Nina harumphed and looked at me as if I wasn't even worth the effort of telling me to get lost.
"Wait...Then does that mean you're fine with me sticking around you, Nina?" I slowly asked, like I was telling her to carefully consider what I was saying, because of the potential dangers that came with it.
"Of course, Kafka!...I just got an amusing little brother like you who knows just exactly how to please and entertain this older sister, so why would you think that I would throw away a treasure like you just because of some minor inconvenience...Only an idiot would do something like that!"
Nina backed up her statement and confirmed that she was fine with being around someone like me who was brazenly trying to disrupt her relationship. She then continued saying,
"I may be a bit dumb, Kafka...But even I know when to hold onto something precious, even if it comes along with a bunch of annoying problems."
"Really? Are you sure about that, Nina?...Are you really fine with being around someone like me who's not going to stop his advances at you and will do whatever it takes to make you fall for him?" I asked once again to make sure that she understood what she was signing up for.
"Yes, Kafka...Yes...How many times do I have to tell you that I'm fine with your antics, as I know for sure that I won't be tricked and fall for any of them, since at the end of the day you're only a little baby in my eyes who I can hold no desire for." Nina said with absolute confidence in her heart, and she treated me and whatever I was going to do to woo her as a joke.
I said while gesturing for her to calm down, which made her let out a sigh of relief and relax, seeing as to how she didn't have to guard against my attacks anytime soon.
I then grinned and said, while looking at Nina's pretty green eyes that were twinkling at the moment,
"...But at the same time, I will inform you that I'm one hell of a charming guy and I have a way with women that always works out in my favour, so you shouldn't be too surprised when one day you find yourself in bed with me."
"Way with my woman, my ass, Kafka!...I bet you don't even have a girlfriend yet because of how narcissistic of a brat you are!" Nina harumphed and looked at me with disdain for boasting so much, as if I were some kind of casanova with a PhD in seducing women.
"And to say that you'll sleep with me in the same bed when you're probably still sleeping with your mother at night because you're still scared of the dark and suckling on her breasts for nutrition like the baby you are...What a joke!"
I wanted to say that everything she said was actually true and that I was actually sleeping with my mother and sucking on her breasts whenever I got bored at home to see how she would react. But I didn't want to scare her away when I'd just gotten over a massive barrier, so I refrained from telling her about my family situation and left it for another time.
Instead, I brazenly eyed up Nina's perky breasts that were perfectly outlined by her white t-shirt, which made her cover them up in a fluster when she caught sight of where my eyes were roaming around. I looked into Nina's eyes, which were trembling in shame because of my brazen gaze, and said,
"Let's see, Nina...Let's wait and see who's going to be sucking on who's breast at the end of the day...Whether it's me who's still going to be seen as a kid who smells of his mother's milk in your eyes or whether it's me who's going to be fondling and sucking on your breasts to see if your unique coloured skin tastes any different from the average."
Nina's face slowly turned red when she heard my crude words, and so did her long, pointy ears, which even started twitching like they couldn't handle the embarrassment she was going through right now after being spoken to in such a crude way by a kid who was probably half her age.
She looked like she wanted to scold me for speaking to an elder in such a vulgar manner. But when she saw me smiling at how adorable she looked right now, with her face all flushed like a little green tomato that was showing signs of ripening, she got even more embarrassed and looked away to hide her face, which was turning more crimson by the second.
She also started to wonder if she should've just pushed me away from the beginning, as she was starting to feel a premonition that things weren't exactly going to go her way and her life was going to steer into an entirely different path, that she had no way of stopping.
But at the same time, she also didn't have any regrets about letting me stay by her side since she was curious to see just how I was going to break up her marriage and bring her over to my side just like I had promised, and she eagerly waited to see what tricks the young little sly fox in front of her had up his sleeves...