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"Man, are these people thick skinned?" Yang Meng came over.

Xiao Peng coughed two times: "this is called enthusiasm. South Americans are so passionate and unrestrained."

No wonder Yang Meng said so. The boat is almost open body. These Colombian law enforcement officers are serious about law enforcement when they work, but when there is no problem with the inspection, they will let themselves go. The crab shells were scattered all over the place, each with a small amount of alcohol, which was called a cow. There were 20 cases of Tsingtao beer cans on board. Originally, they wanted to give gifts to Cuban friends, but now it's better to do it directly......

After loading them with a pile of seafood as a "witness of friendship", they reluctantly left.

"Well, I've finally sent them away! Fierce son, open the way. Go straight to Pinos. " Xiao Peng, commander.

Yang Meng a Leng: "not by the way to Jamaica or the Cayman Islands to play?" Both places are between Panama and Cuba. It's all fun places.

For example, the Cayman Islands is the fifth largest financial center in the world after New York, London, Tokyo and Hong Kong Island. More than 600 banks have branches there. The reason for this is that the Cayman Islands is the largest tax shelter center in the world. In 2009, the total amount of hedge funds registered here reached more than two trillion dollars!

And Jamaica is more fun, beautiful island country, sports power, the birthplace of reggae music. Bob Marley, one of Xiao Peng's favorite singers, is Jamaican. The Museum of Bob Marley's former residence in Jamaica is the place Xiao Peng dreams of going to, but now he doesn't want to go.

"Do you dare to run around with such a pile of things in our cabin? What if someone checks it? Go, go! Xiaoqiu, from today on, no one is allowed to touch all the green and fruit on the ship today! All of them are for my lovely orangutan. Everyone eats fish every day Xiao Peng waved his hand.

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, all of them screamed: "boss, don't! We also want to eat vegetables and fruits

Those fishermen really vomit after eating seafood. It's no exaggeration to say that with a cabbage and a tuna in front of everyone, everyone will choose Chinese cabbage without hesitation. Now Xiao Peng has cut off all the vegetables and fruits of everyone. Isn't that killing everyone?

Xiao Peng snorted, "don't even think about it! I tell you, all the green plants on the island now give priority to "Ge Er La", "Ge San La", "Ge Si La"! "

Yang Meng put out his head from the cab: "what kind of names are you up there?"

Xiao Peng also gave him a middle finger: "do you know how the name Godzilla came from? It's the combination of the English name of gorilla and the word "giant". Isn't the English name of Gorilla "Gorilla"? It's too vulgar to call them Jin Dagang, Jin Ergang and Jin Sangang. It's not as good as GE ERLA, GE Sanla and Ge Sila! This is all "elder brother generation."

Yang sighed: "poor gorillas, meet such a talented master."

"Go back to the boat and sail honestly!" Xiao Peng hugged the gorilla and said happily: "they are a group of mediocre people. Do you like this name? Come on, come on, eat the fruit. "

Sun Pengcheng watched Xiao Peng feed the three gorillas to eat fruit there and asked curiously, "brother Peng, how do you like such hairy things?"

Xiao Peng fed "Ge Er La" a pitaya and said to sun Pengcheng, "this is the most gentle animal. How can it not be liked? "

"What?" Sun Pengcheng blinked: "well, I heard the gorilla. What I think in my mind is the big guy who hammers his chest and flies on the top of the Empire State building."

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "film and television works harm people. The images of gorillas are destroyed by movies and TV works. That's a total demonization! Gorillas are the only Vegetarians of all gorillas! Chimpanzees are omnivorous animals who are keen on meat; although the main food of Asian orangutans is plants, they can also dig birds' eggs, eat insects, and sometimes prey on lazy monkeys; only gorillas are totally not interested in meat! Gorillas never attack people or animals. Even female chimpanzees will take the initiative to escape when they see people. Their so-called fighting is "pushing" and "pulling". Although they have sharp canine teeth, they never use them. So far, no one has been killed or seriously injured by a gorilla! You know, there are about four people who die of cattle every year! Oh, by the way, one person dies every year from sharks

After hearing this, sun Pengcheng frowned and said, "how do you say these gorillas were saved?"

"The gorilla is the moral model of all primates - including humans." Xiao Peng took a comb to brush the gorilla's hair and said: "although the social organization of gorillas is not as developed as that of chimpanzees, there are few conflicts. Their only competition is that the males fight for the right of mating in breeding season, and the leader should take the initiative to prevent the leopard from chasing and protecting the female gorillas and cubs when they are attacked by leopards! But they also have problems. In the final analysis, they are competing for the right of cross distribution. "

"This gorilla group is called the" Hougong "system. All the female orangutans belong to the leader...... Oh no, a gorilla. The rest of the male chimpanzees want to have children, so they can only take advantage of the leader's inattention and drag the female to sneak into the woods. The female chimpanzee also has a strong point, that is, the baby is cared for for for two years, and no gorilla can touch her within two years. So sometimes, in order to obtain the mating right, the male chimpanzee who is not the leader will secretly kill the children of the female chimpanzee in order to obtain the mating opportunity. Moreover, if the new leader of the tribe is in power, all the cubs in the group will be killed, even if there is one It's the product of the female chimpanzee's sneaking into the woods. Although they are gentle, they are cruel to their own countrymen. "After hearing this, sun Pengcheng was happy: "the feeling of" pit compatriots "is a common problem of all primates! This is a virtue of humans and gorillas. Brother Peng, congratulations. There are new animals in Qianliyan. You are really going to become a zoo there. "

Xiao Peng was a little worried: "this is a bit of trouble! I'm afraid they'll eat up my thousand mile rock. "

Sun Pengcheng didn't understand to ask a way: "just a few small things eat Qianliyan?"

Xiao Peng sighed: "it's better now. If you grow up, you'll have to eat 60 Jin leaves a day. Do you think they can eat Qianliyan

Sun Pengcheng was stunned: "sixty catties of tree leaves? Damn it, if there are more, they can eat Qianliyan bald! "

Xiao Peng nodded: "gorilla food eight Chengdu is tree leaves, they can eat when living in the tropical rainforest, Qianliyan can be counted as. They have to get into the habit of eating fruit. "

Sun Pengcheng suddenly became happy.

"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.

Sun Pengcheng said with a smile: "at least Qianliyan doesn't need to rake the ground."

After hearing this, Xiao Peng laughed and couldn't stand up.

Yang Meng's head came out of the cockpit again: "what are you laughing at?"

Xiao Peng finally stopped laughing and looked at Yang Meng: "your ears are sharp. Can you hear it so far away? What are you eavesdropping on if you don't sail well

Yang Meng said quickly, "if you have something interesting to say, we can have fun together. What's the meaning of you two having fun there?"

Xiao Peng said: "now, in xingtiao country, the most popular word is" harrow ". Do you know that California has another fire?"

"I know that's why Kim Kardashian didn't go to San Francisco to see you? I hear you're in trouble? "

"Yes, she did get into a bit of trouble. Well, she and her husband live in the upscale haishanshan community, which is also located in the fire spreading area. When the fire came, they hired a private fire brigade, dug some ditches in front of their community, and put out the fire when the fire came. The whole haishanshan community was not damaged Xiao Peng said.

Yang Meng blinked: "and private fire brigade?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "it's not strange. Well, even the IRS is private. Is it strange that there is a private fire brigade? In xingtiao country, if there is no insurance, the house will be burned, that is to say, the insurance premium is not cheap. Those stars live in luxury houses, which means that the insurance premium is more expensive. According to some statistics, only 42% of the top 400 people on the Forbes list insure their luxury homes against fire. So rich people are afraid of burning their houses, aren't they? However, their behavior has also caused a great stir on the Internet, saying that this is "the rich save the rich, and then others burn." many people said that they did not know that there were private firefighters, and that only when they had money could they know their existence and so on

Yang mengle said: "xingtiao people, who feel" democratic, prosperous and strong ", hate the rich too. Don't you want to have the same treatment as the rich? In any case, Kim and his husband not only saved their own home, but also saved countless families in the neighborhood. This can be regarded as a contribution. What's the acid? If you can't see it, you can't go straight to death. Anyway, it's almost the same after you die. But what does it have to do with harrowing? "

Xiao Peng gave the answer: "their president has proposed a solution to the fire, advocating that everyone should" rake the ground "and rake away all the leaves in the forest."

“WHAT？” Yang Meng widened his eyes: "California forest is so big, how to rake it? It's not clean to rake where all the people in the whole star country throw? How can we rake the fallen leaves every day

"Who said it was not! So isn't it just a joke? " Xiao Peng replied.

Sun Pengcheng suddenly asked, "by the way, Peng Ge, there are more American forests. Why haven't you heard of a large-scale forest fire here?"

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