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When Xiao Peng came back carrying a large basin of sticky things, Yang Meng was sitting in his yard smoking a cigar.

"How about it? Are you done? " Xiao Peng asked.

Yang Meng pointed to the nearby gasoline barrel: "done!"

Xiao Peng tilted his head and almost burst into laughter. Ivan was sitting in the gasoline tank with only his head exposed. He was still in a daze. He was like an egg that had just been skinned. He had no hair on his body, and his skin was white and reddish. However, this red color was more like a slap in the face.

"Ah! It's a fine job Now Ivan has no hair and eyebrows. I don't know that he is a patient with generalized alopecia.

Yang Meng said triumphantly after hearing this: "yes, this guy white grew so big physique, unexpectedly hurt three times, hurt me to knock him dizzy three times again."

Xiao Peng is speechless. It's bad luck for Ivan to meet you: "OK, stop talking nonsense. Do me a favor and paint this thing on his body."

Yang Meng reached out and grabbed a handful from the basin: "what is this?"

Xiao Peng held a glove in his hand and froze in place: "well, a lot of things are mainly cow dung."

"Ah, bah!" Yang Meng tried to shake his hands and looked at Xiao Peng wrongly: "Xiao Peng, you pit me!"

Xiao Peng pointed to the gloves in his hand: "I am not going to give you gloves?"

Yang Meng took a deep breath to adjust his mood: "special, I can't play him today!"

After that, he directly lifted Ivan out of the gasoline tank. The hot water in the gasoline tank was still OK. But when he took it out, the breeze was blowing. Ivan opened his eyes from his coma and saw the scene in front of him. His face was scared: "you're going to do..."

Did not wait for him to finish saying, Yang Meng is again, he fainted again.

Xiao Peng curled his mouth and let Yang Meng toss himself.

Yang Meng applied the "cow dung cream" to Ivan just as he spread sauce on the roasted suckling pig. After coating Yiwan with a thick layer, he poured out the water from the gasoline tank, put him in it and went to wash his hands by himself.

Xiao Peng couldn't see it anymore: "Meng Zi, this is a big living man. Aren't you afraid to freeze him to death? Take him back to the house. "

Yang Meng, with a cry, picked up the gasoline tank and prepared to go back to the house. Just then Georgina came in and saw this scene: "what are you doing?"

Yang Meng replied, "Oh, it's OK. Xiao Peng is treating people. Let's go. It's cold outside. Let's go back to the room

"Cure?" Georgina, puzzled, followed them back into the room.

Looking at Ivan, who was smeared with cow dung, Georgina asked, "what disease is this for?"

Xiao Peng said: "Fox odor! This guy stinks so much that I can't stand it. I'll get rid of it! "

Georgina's eyes widened. "Shaw, can you cure body odor? Is that a joke? "

Body odor is the most common problem in the West. If you go to star country, you will always sell all kinds of deodorant in the most conspicuous position of any store. After all, this problem is too common, and the treatment of body odor is also a headache.

In fact, this slight body odor is relatively easy to treat, especially if Chinese people get body odor, it is generally very light, many of them are just axillary osmidrosis. We can clean the sweat glands in the deep dermis and subcutaneous fat layer through minimally invasive surgery, and also use laser to destroy sweat glands and hair follicles. Both operations, if successful, can treat body odor.

But this method can be used by the Chinese people, but not in the West. Their sweat glands are developed, so they can't clean all the sweat glands of the whole human body?

Because of this, there are numerous deodorant brands in the west, and the market is broad!

Xiao Peng nodded: "in fact, at the earliest time, we Chinese people didn't have any body odor. Many people speculated that it was only after five years of chaos that there was such a situation. And the number of patients is very small, but the small number does not mean that doctors in ancient times did not pay attention to this disease. Ancient medical techniques such as "yixinfang", "baijiqianjinyi Decoction" and "dietotherapy Materia Medica" all have treatment methods for body odor. Almost all prescriptions contain jujube, salt, alum, pepper, musk and other substances. I have studied these ancient prescriptions and designed one myself Treatment. It should work. "

His explanation was a serious lie.

Is he right? Yes, of course, but is he so troublesome in treating body odor? Direct witchcraft can be easily done. The reason why he uses this method to treat Ivan is that he still wants to mess with him. Do you dare to talk nonsense again?

However, Georgina is skeptical about Xiao Peng's statement. As the saying goes, "a long illness makes a good doctor", she knows something about body odor.

There are two kinds of sweat glands in the human body: big sweat glands and small sweat glands. Most of the sweat from small sweat glands is water and has no taste. The secretion of this sweat gland is rich in weak alkaline substances, and the secretion contains iron, ammonia and other proteins and fatty acids.

In fact, the sweat glands themselves do not stink, but when these secretions and bacteria on the body surface decompose, they can produce a variety of unsaturated fatty acids, so there is a rotten smell, that is, body odor.All the ancestors of human beings have body odor. In those days, they were embarrassed to go out without body odor. At that time, fox odor could protect people's lives! Like many wild animals, this odor can serve as a warning to the enemy, and strong smell often means strong ability.

However, when Homo sapiens left Africa and entered Asia, a gene responsible for the secretion of sweat glands was mutated. These Homo sapiens adapted to the temperate climate and reduced the secretion of sweat glands. After about 40000 years of natural selection, most of the Chinese people had no odor.

Thanks to this genetic mutation, Chinese people have got rid of the fate of being surrounded by odor. Now, nearly 90% of the world's population without body odor are Chinese. And those "normal people" who have not undergone gene mutation are stinky.

for this reason, although western medicine is developed, there are only three ways to deal with this body odor: frequent bathing, deodorant and perfume. Foreigners take a bath first when they go out. It's not that they love to be clean, but to get rid of the smell.

Yang Meng blinked and whispered to Xiao Peng, "Xiao Peng, why don't I smell Georgina so much?"

Xiao Peng laughed: "well, you have the same taste with Qianlong, Emperor chengdi of Han Dynasty, Huizong of Song Dynasty, Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty and so on. You are born late. If you were born earlier, you can definitely share the same language with Yelu Yixin, a sycophant of Liao Dynasty. "

Yang Meng did not understand: "what does this mean?"

Xiao Peng said with a smile, "I like fox odor!"

Yang Meng was silly: "are you teasing me?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "what am I teasing you for? Have you seen "huanzhu Ge Ge Ge"? In fact, the Xiangfei is the Rong Fei among the more than 40 Empresses of Emperor Qianlong. She was a Uighur woman who was 27 years old and was presented to the palace. She was a second marriage and had a child before. Qianlong was infatuated with her, that is, she was infatuated with the taste of her body. "

"Isn't it fragrance?" Yang blinked fiercely.

Xiao Peng laughed: "do you ask the Historiographer to write" Emperor Qianlong likes stink "? What's the story of drunken concubine Yang Yuhuan? That is to say, when Yang Guifei was waiting for Emperor Ming of Tang Dynasty, Tang Ming Emperor didn't go. She ran to the palace of imperial concubine Jiang and was cut off by imperial concubine Jiang. Therefore, the imperial concubine used wine to relieve her worries. Drinking wine will aggravate the smell of body odor and smoke up all the flowers in the garden, so she has the name "shy flower."

Yang Meng big eyes: "is this true or false?"

Xiao Peng replied: "according to my analysis, it is likely to be true. What do you want to mention about Yang Yuhuan? "Spring cold gives you a bath in Huaqing pool." every day, you take a bath or take a bath. You have to wash Balu skin. It's probably just to cover up the smell. "

"There is also Liu Ao, Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty. In the biography of Zhao Feiyan, Minister Ling Yuan of the Han dynasty recorded that when Feiyan and Hede sisters were competing for favors, Zhao Feiyan was not Zhao Hede's opponent when she bathed in Qixiang soup every day, because Liu Ao liked to sleep in Hede's belly, because he De's body odor" can induce people to sleep soundly. ". What's the smell of your stomach? Where is the sweat gland, you think about the taste. "

"Oh, and song Huizong, why is he infatuated with Mr. Li? There is an allusion recorded in the collection of the west lake that Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty and Lin lingsu, a Taoist priest, were talking over a fire in the main hall. Suddenly, they asked for a smell of fox. Lin lingsu said that there were refined wild foxes in the palace. As soon as he finished, he saw Mr. Li coming. "

After hearing this, Yang Meng gaped and said, "what's the big treacherous minister Yelv Yixin?"

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "this ancient big traitor and big sycophant almost all have eccentricities, and Yelv Yixin is no exception. His research on women's body odor has reached an unprecedented level. He takes his wife as an experimental object and sniffs it every day. In the end, he can tell the name and age of Jiaji just by the smell! Also wrote a group of "ten fragrance words", which specifically describes the body odor transmitted from various parts of a woman's body. If you think about it, his wives are all Khitans. Without our deodorant genes, what good taste can they have? Oh, and Napoleon, too. Every time he wins a victory, he sends a letter to his lover Josephine, adding "honey, please don't take a bath. I'll be back soon." that guy has a stronger taste

Yang Meng after listening to feel a bit nauseous: "lie trough, according to your opinion, am I a little abnormal?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Oh, it's not. In fact, one of the original functions of these body odor is to attract the opposite sex. Moderate body odor has great attraction to many people. This is a genetic problem. There are also reasons why our country uses "fox spirit" to describe women who will attract men

Yang Meng was silent for a long time. At last, he only said two words to represent his mood at this time: "lying trough!"

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