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Xiao Peng sighed: "some residents in polar regions have a custom, that is, after spending a good night with a woman, a man will drink that woman's urine the next morning. If he does, he will be the VIP of the whole tribe. If he refuses to drink, it will be the enemy of the whole tribe. I don't have that strong taste. "

Emilia laughed and said, "is it just urine? It's not a big deal. Haven't you heard of urine therapy? "

Xiao Peng looked speechless: "baby, do you think I look like those idiots in Europe 500 years ago?"

Nowadays, many people say that traditional Chinese medicine is useless and worships western medicine. Fang Zuozi, who was hiding in a foreign country and did not dare to come back, even works like compendium of Materia Medica have become proofs against traditional Chinese medicine. It is true that there are some mistakes in those works of traditional Chinese Medicine, but we should consider the factors of the times. After all, Li Shizhen wrote the compendium of Materia Medica 500 years ago! With the present vision to pick the thorn of the works of 500 years ago, is this something that normal people can do?

Nowadays, Chinese people often dig their ancestral graves to attack the culture of their own nation. Such people have no other words to describe except "traitor".

What kind of Western medicine do they admire?

At the time when Li Shizhen wrote compendium of Materia Medica, how did Europe treat diseases? The wound spreads the stool, has the sickness first drinks the urine, drinks the urine to cure not to be able to bleed. After bleeding, if you get well, you will beat the devil in your blood. If you are not well, you will be called by God.

This is not the most excessive, in those days, bathing can not!

Now the Chinese people also start to play what to drink urine maintenance, every morning to drink bubble urine - this is the rest of the Western 500 years ago to play!

Emily, as like as two peas, but still joking Xiao Peng: "look at these women, they are just like your Chinese people. They are black spots. They should be in line with your aesthetic standards."

Xiao Peng's head shook like a rattle drum: "Hey, baby, don't tease me, OK? Do you think the conditions here can take a bath? In terms of who is dirtier, I think only medieval Europeans can compete with them. "

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Amelia could not help but erect a middle finger in front of Xiao Peng, but she did not refute it, because Xiao Peng was talking about the black history of Europeans.

This is the case. In fact, western countries, which are now regarded as "symbols of civilization" by some Chinese, are best described in two sentences, namely, "no bathing for a thousand years" and "urinating everywhere for thousands of years".

It goes without saying that if you don't take a bath for thousands of years, there are reasons why Westerners don't take a bath.

First, because of the black death. At that time, the black death broke out, and one third of Europeans died. Western doctors at that time believed that hot bath would make pores expand, and virus entering the body was not conducive to health, so people were not allowed to take a bath. Until the 19th century, western medicine still insisted on this view.

The other is religious. According to their belief, dirty bodies can get closer to God. No bathing is a symbol of holiness. Abraham insisted on not taking a bath, washing his face or feet for 50 years, and then he became Saint Abraham. Saint Simon allowed worms to fester on his wounds and never washed them until he died. In the monastery presided by Ms. Saint euvrasia, 130 most devout people were taught Nuns, these 130 women have never bathed in their lives; the mother of King Henry IV of France insisted on not bathing all her life, and became Saint ranies after her death; King Louis XIV of France only took a bath once in 64 years; Louis XV took three baths --- once born, once married and once dead. Queen Victoria, the great "European grandmother" of the British Empire, and Charlemagne of the Charlemagne Empire, were born and died twice in their lives..

of course, this also has made the reason why European perfume and wig are so developed. Now looking at the beautiful gentlemen and ladies in the oil painting, the real models are not necessarily what they are. It's like Mona Lisa might have a handful of mud on her body and lice in her hair. Now the beggars on the street are not necessarily dirtier than them.

Xiao Peng once read a book about the protagonist going through the middle ages and falling in love with Joan of arc.

As a result, he was happy to see at the beginning: people are all saints, how can they do such a degenerate thing as "bathing"? Moreover, she was a brave female soldier, commonly known as "man and woman". She rode horses every day to fight, and the smell of blood and horse dung mixed together! You want to fall in love with her? I fainted at the smell.

The man Xiao Peng admired most about this was Prince Albert. This is a tough guy. How could he get into Queen Victoria's bed? Is the ash on the queen scabby? So you can have nine children?

(the famous World War I was actually a scuffle between Queen Victoria's children. For example, King William II of Germany, King George V of England, and Czar Nicholas II were grandsons or grandsons of Queen Victoria, all cousins, and the rest of the kings were actually relatives. That's how Queen Victoria's "European grandmother" came from. By the way, Queen Victoria is really ugly. Prince Albert is a real manIn addition, it's more interesting to have "urinate everywhere for thousands of years": at that time, people had to poop? The difference is that the rich are servants and the poor are their own.

For example, King Charles II of England took the royal family to Oxford for a holiday. After they left, the people who served them wrote in their diaries: "although they looked neat and tidy, they were very rude and rude. When they left, all the places, including the chimney, the study, the bedroom and the cellar, were full of excrement!"

In this respect, the French are better than the British! If you go to Europe now and visit those medieval castles, people will be surprised to find that there is no toilet at all!

Including the famous "three palaces" - Versailles, Louvre and Fontainebleau, there was no toilet at all when it was first built. Louis XIV, who took a bath every 64 years, came up with a brilliant idea to solve the problem of feces everywhere in the three palaces: live in Versailles this month, live in the Louvre next month...... Anyway, I move my house once a month. After that, I'll let the servants clean it up.

It was not until Louis XVIII that there was a septic tank in Versailles to solve the problem of feces. At that time, there were no sewers, toilets and bathrooms. These three kinds of things were not added until the first World War.

In any case, at that time, the French should have been the least hygienic people in Europe. The "most pure French style" among the people with history and fine arts education in China now means that people are sloppy and don't care about hygiene.

The Inuit people are subject to the living environment. They are indeed dirtier. However, except for the Inuit living in Greenland in northern Alaska, they are still relatively backward. The Inuit people in the South have long lived in modern houses and used electrical appliances to enjoy heating. So it's normal to take a bath or something.

What's more, even the Inuit people in greennan are cleaner than the Europeans at that time: first of all, Inuit don't refuse to take a bath, and they often do it in summer! Secondly, the Inuit people are yellow after all, and they don't have that heavy body odor. The European women of that time...... Tut Tut, think about all scalp numbness!

"Honey, do we sleep in this kind of dungeon at night?" Amelia asked curiously.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "kill me, I will not sleep in such a room."

"Why?" Amelia asked, puzzled.

Xiao Peng pointed to the bed and said, "you are not afraid of fleas, so you go to sleep."

Amelia's head shook like a rattle. "We sleep in tents at night and watch the stars."

Xiao penggang wanted to promise Amelia. He turned his head and saw a thick hat hanging on the wall. His attention was focused on that hat. He said to Emilia absently, "OK, we'll go to sleep in the tent at night."

Looking at Xiao Peng's absent-minded reply, Amelia asked, "what is that hat that you are so interested in?"

Xiao Peng replied, "it's made of Wolverine skin. There are Wolverines on our island, but there is only one male. I've been looking for a wife for him for a long time, but it's not easy to catch. It's the most cunning animal here. Kuva, they must be able to catch it. Or you wouldn't have the leather hat, would you? This is the best fur for a hat

"Fur and fur are not the same?" After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Amelia was a little puzzled.

Xiao Peng nodded: "yes, Wolverine's skin will not freeze when it's cold. You know people breathe steam when they breathe. If they breathe in particularly cold weather, their breath will freeze. This kind of Wolverine's fur hat covers his face, and the water vapor exhaled will not freeze or frostbite the face. Therefore, this is the most suitable material for hat making in severe cold environment. The Inuit have lived here for generations and must know the mystery here! "

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Amelia also went to the hat and touched the fur on it. She had to say that nature is really wonderful.

Just as they were sighing at the Wolverine fur hat, the sound of the engine suddenly came from outside, and then came the quarrel and cry.

"Well? What's going on out there? " Amelia looked puzzled.

Xiao Peng spread out his hands: "how do I know? Let's go and have a look

As soon as the two men were ready to go out, Kuva ran in in in a hurry: "galletitan, can you lend me your plane?"

"What's going on out there?"

"Akcha let the reindeer overturn the car! He's unconscious now. We're going to send him to the hospital in pointhorp! It will be too late! "

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