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Alabama in star states has always been unknown. Although there are 67 counties below, there are few that can be named by Chinese people. The largest city is Birmingham, which is not the eagle country. It has a population of 200000 and Mentougou, the capital city with the least population, has half as many people as there.

But a while ago, Alabama suddenly became popular, but not because of any good thing, but because they issued the "most severe anti abortion order in history.".

We all know that there are 50 states in xingtiao, and the laws of each state are different, and there are also various exotic laws. For example, Xiao Peng has been to Alaska several times, and there is a wonderful law that forbids drunk in bars!

There is a reason for this. Alaska is cold and cold. What if someone leaves a bar after getting drunk and freezes to death? This is the reason why a large group of girls slept in the bar when they were drunk last time. It is illegal to let them go out. Another example is Iowa, which forbids the sale of margarine. After all, Iowa is a big butter making state. If Massachusetts wants to sing the national anthem, it must be finished, or it will be fined I can understand that people are patriotic!

But Alabama's exotic laws are more elusive. In Alabama, it's illegal to drive blindfolded.

Who's going to drive blindfolded?

However, such a wonderful law is just a joke. However, their new "anti abortion law" has shocked the whole star state: in Alabama, abortion is prohibited throughout the state. Even if a child is forced to be pregnant, women must give birth to the child. Only when the fetus will endanger the mother's life can a woman apply for abortion. If there's a doctor who aborts a pregnant woman? That's a felony. The maximum sentence is life imprisonment!

This has caused a great uproar, because countries around the world are now repealing laws prohibiting abortion. For example, cosmetic surgery countries have "abortion crime". However, on April 11, their constitutional court ruled that the "abortion crime" was unconstitutional by 7:2. Therefore, the crime, which lasted for 66 years, may well lapse in 2021. Last year, Ireland also chose to repeal the abortion law. As a result, Alabama State decided to abolish the abortion law On the contrary, they have promulgated the strictest anti abortion law in the world. Their reason is very high: life is supreme!

So the question is, what is women's right to choose?

Of course, no matter what others say, Alabama passed another law that people have to praise a few days after passing the law: in Alabama, if it is a strong X-ray offender? Direct chemical castration! It became the first state in StarCraft to pass such a law.

For example, if the Chinese do not know Alabama, they must think that the State Secretary is a tiger. They are the first two in a row! But StarCraft thinks it's normal: only this acre of land can do this. To be precise, it's no surprise what happens in Alabama.

I've seen the film "love Alabama", in which the heroine works as a fashion designer in New York, but when someone asks her where her hometown is, she is embarrassed because her hometown is Alabama.

Xingtiao has a website called "city dictionary", which is very famous for looking up the meaning of various words. And if you search for "Alabama," you get the answer: the only place in the world where you can hang out with your cousin......

"I didn't lie to you, did I?" McAfee took back his mobile phone, and he just showed Xiao Peng the definition of Alabama in the city Dictionary: "in xingtiao country, if you see news about relatives' chaos on the Internet, netizens' comments will add" love Alabama ", which is a famous folk song in their local area, and can also be regarded as an unofficial state song of Alabama In other words, it's a pronoun for random X

Xiao Peng didn't understand and asked, "how did Alabama and Luanxi get together?"

"Actually, there are no official data to prove that Alabama people prefer close relatives to get married, but the education level and economic level of this state are too low, and the average intelligence quotient of the whole state is not high. It is a standard" red neck state ". How to say, in our country, Alabama is the penultimate in life expectancy; Alabama is the penultimate in per capita income; Alabama is the second from the bottom in terms of per capita education level, which is only a little better than their brother-in-law Louisiana, but Louisiana still has an NBA Pelican team, and Alabama? There's nothing. Oh, University of Alabama rugby is pretty good

"The southern states of star state are actually very poor," McAfee added. But in other states, there's a big city to prop up. Georgia has Atlanta; Louisiana has New Orleans; even Tennessee has Nashville, but what about Alabama? There's not a hair. "

Xiao Peng was completely confused: "how can such a state exist in xingtiao country? I've been to Alaska. It's poor, but it's because of the lack of people. How can Alabama be so poor?

"The infrastructure in that area is very backward. You know, star state is a country on wheels, but there is a lack of highways, so a lot of Alabama people live in very closed small communities. Some Alabama high school graduates who choose to go to a "big city" like Birmingham will feel a strong cultural shock. If they go to New York, it will feel like going abroad. "Cotton state," everyone knows"Cotton state?" Xiao Peng heard a new term.

"Originally, Alabama was the nickname of Alabama. At that time, Alabama was the most popular farm and manor economy in the south of star country. Now 70% of the population there is white, and most of the rest are descendants of black slaves. Today, they are still firm southerners. Well, they were the cornerstone of the United States of America

"During the civil war, the countries formed by the southern armies that supported slavery, called the United States of America, had a good fight with the north. Although the South ended in failure in the end, slavery still has a profound impact in several southern states today. "

"In their eyes, this is a matter of pride, and it is the struggle of Alabama people against invaders in order to protect their homeland and property. When you go to Alabama now, you can see statues of generals of the south. At the door of every Alabama family, the flag of the Confederacy of that time, instead of the flag of the star states, is actually the flag from the Southern Army during the civil war. Now, the whole star state is talking about "Zhengzhi correct" racial equality. Alabama people still praise their slave owners' ancestors, and are upset how they lost the civil war. "

After listening to McAfee's explanation, Xiao Peng gaped and said, "Damn it, I died early in the morning."

McAfee was stunned. "What does that mean?"

Xiao Peng said: "Oh, this is a joke in our country. It describes people who are backward."

"When you get to Alabama, the most common look is a beer belly and a beard; a baseball cap with a flag, a vest and oversized jeans, and a beer you always have in your hand," he said with a smile

Xiao Peng clapped his hands: "isn't this the standard configuration of your so-called" red neck "? I know people who dress like that in Arizona, but they're great

"Well, Arizona is much better than that. Alabama people are the fighting people in xingtiao country. Everyone is embarrassed to go out without two guns. Moreover, the living environment there is very bad, so one by one has the ability to survive in the wild. You can see that girl fighting just now. She has no skills, but she is ruthless. She is willing to play with her life. She is a standard Alabama. " "Did you read Forrest Gump?" Blumberg said? Forrest Gump, where is he from? It's Alabama. That is because Alabama people's IQ is not high, and the children out of random X will have low IQ, so people in xingtiao mention Alabama as random X. Although there is no introduction in the film, it is written in the book that Forrest Gump's father and mother are relatives, and then a stevedore, who was killed by bananas when he was working. Is it high-grade black? Forrest Gump's condition is also hereditary, so you understand? "

Xiao Peng whistled: "cultural differences, we Chinese people don't know the background here, where can we think of so much? When we look at it, we sigh at the greatness of his mother. Who knows there is such a story behind it. "

"We all know it," McAfee said with a smile

"Aren't Alabama angry?" Xiao asked curiously

McPhee lit a cigar and shrugged: "they still feel that they are praising them for their great achievements. They don't like reading books anyway. How can they understand the meaning of the original

Xiao Peng sighed and didn't know what to say.

"Alabama is the largest vote warehouse of AP in the whole star country. Almost all the people support him. Although AP says" let the star states be great again ", he is actually" making the white people great again ". This is very much in line with Alabama people's taste. Therefore, basically, no matter what AP says, Alabama people support him. If we want to run for president, it is a state that will definitely give up. There is no hope that we can earn AP. There's a lot of support for AP

"If Shaw passes, it may change," McAfee said

Blumberg shook his head. "He's gone, it's worse."

Xiao Peng was stunned: "what's this about me?"

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