C1815

Name:Godly Fisherman Author:
Kendall's boyfriend let 50cent scold, looked at 50cent, although not willing to face, but still chose to shut up.

Xiao Peng looked at Kendal's boyfriend and shook his head. He said to Kendal, "Kendal, no wonder you changed your boyfriend quickly. You have a problem with your vision. Is it disgraceful to bring a little boyfriend like this? "

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Kendal didn't speak. His boyfriend couldn't help pointing to Xiao Peng and saying, "what are you talking about! Do you know who I am? I tell you, do you know who I am friends with? "

Xiao Peng took out his ears and didn't look at him. Instead, he turned to Kendal and said, "there is a kind of man who is most shameful. He usually opens his mouth and shut up. He is my father and mother, my brother, my friend, my classmate and my neighbor. How fierce and powerful they are, balabalabala never mentions the unproductive self."

"You're the only one to blame." Kendall also wanted to stop her boyfriend from talking at the beginning. After listening to Xiao Peng's words, she didn't care about her boyfriend. Instead, she put her head on Xiao Peng's shoulder and said to Xiao Peng, "who made you engaged so young? If you weren't with amelia, how nice we would be together? "

Xiao Peng shook his head: "stop, Kendall, we can be good friends, but we will never be good lovers. We Chinese people are traditional and conservative, and we are with a woman who likes to be seen in public. If we stay together for a long time, we will not feel comfortable without talking about it."

"Xiao, are you too conservative? What age is it? " Said Kendall.

Xiao Peng laughed and shook his head: "no matter what era, maybe those beautiful and open girls are more popular with men, but when it comes to getting married and having children, women with traditional virtues are more popular. Of course, it also has something to do with people being in different classes. If I'm poor and a woman as beautiful and rich as you look at me and let me be a ninja turtle, I'll do it. "

However, Blumberg laughed and patted Xiao Peng on the shoulder: "I didn't have any money when I knew you, but then I knew you would succeed. As it turns out, I still have a good eye. "

"Xiao, you can conquer any woman with your cooking skills. If a woman wants to conquer a man, she must first conquer his stomach, and vice versa. If I were a woman, I would want to marry you with your cooking skills. "

Xiao Peng turned his lips and said, "come on! McPhee, who believes this, who's in his head? I haven't seen any man looking for Xiao San because she cooks delicious food

McPhee burst into laughter.

"Ninja Turtle?" Kendall didn't understand the meaning of the word: "how did it suddenly come to cartoon characters?"

Mike Fei pointed to Kendall's boyfriend who was angry on one side and said, "I know the meaning of this. Now this silly boy is your boyfriend, but you are so close to Xiao Peng. Now this boy is the ninja turtle."

Xiao Peng didn't understand and asked, "Kendal, why are you with such a fool?"

Kendall also ignored her boyfriend's face, directly said: "no way, people on earth know that I need attention, now those big stars are more and more smart, so looking for a younger lengtouqing to play, can only be regarded as a new attempt for me."

"You dog man and woman! I will kill you Kendall's little man finally couldn't help but jump straight out of the sofa. He rushed to Kendal and Xiao Peng,

Xiao Peng had been staring at him for a long time. When he got up from the sofa, a wine bottle magically appeared in his foothold. Kendal's boyfriend stepped on the wine bottle directly, and one of them didn't stand firmly, and fell down in front of Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng didn't even move. He just cocked his legs in place, but moved the sole of his shoe. When he heard the sound of "pa", everyone saw Kendal's face on the sole of Xiao Peng's shoes.

Xiao Peng blinked: "I always heard that someone was kicking his feet with his face. I really saw it today. Well, we Chinese people stress that men have gold under their knees. Our parents don't kneel down to other people. Don't go abroad and kneel down on the street like those worthless overseas students. "

Xiao Peng said so is not nonsense, but a matter happened in maple leaf country some time ago.

It is said that a group of Chinese students studying abroad in maple leaf country shared a house there. As a result, there was a political dispute between the two sides for the household expenses of $60. One of them called several students and killed them with baseball bats. They were arrogant and arrogant.

Opposite is a pair of small lovers, do not look unarmed, but see this situation is not in a hurry, directly call the police. Several maple leaf police arrived at the scene, because they knew that these people were armed when they received the police, so they didn't do anything after the police came, and directly let them kneel down and hold their heads in their hands. Those who dare to resist will be sent back to the country lightly, and those who are heavy will be shot directly.

So seven or eight foreign students knelt down on the ground, holding their heads and admitting their mistakes.

These people in the nest have been cleaned up every minute when they go abroad.

However, it was Huaxia's face that these things were out of tune, so he knelt down to the foreigner. Xiao Peng knew that it must be uncomfortable. Now, it's the foreigner's turn to kneel for him.Eminem shook his head, picked up his glass and touched it with Xiao Peng: "you said that the people of Hell angels take your photos with them for fear that they can't recognize you. How can anyone dare to fight with you?"

Xiao Peng finished drinking wine and said with a smile, "you can all see that I didn't do anything. He just knelt down and kicked my sole with his face. Is this porcelain bumping?"

Eminem coughed twice. "I'm more curious about where this bottle came from."

Xiao Peng shrugged and said, "in fact, I also want to know who is so ungrateful and throws bottles of wine everywhere...... Escubo, stop smoking that damn cigar. Don't you see that Rodin Dunn's got a big belly again? Are you smoking a cigar next to him? This is a crime! Do you respect pregnant women? "

Zhuo Dan Deng heard in Xiao Peng's face kiss: "or Xiao know pain."

Kendall pretended to be jealous and said, "you are not honest when you are pregnant. You can't kiss yourself alone." Then he gave Xiao Peng a kiss on the other side of his face.

"When I was young, I was also a group of beautiful women who were so eager to invite me."

Blumberg did not hesitate to expose him: "first, you gave money at that time. Second, the quality of women at that time could not catch up with the girls around Xiao."

"Damn it, Michael. When did you have such a bad mouth?" Said McAfee indignantly.

Blumberg shrugged: "Yang Meng taught me, what did he say? Oh, to hit people, to hit people in the face, to criticize people to expose their shortcomings, yes, that's what they said

Xiao Peng covered his face and said, "the original words of this sentence are" beating people but not slapping their faces, and swearing people do not expose their shortcomings ". Mengzi is nonsense

Blumberg thought for a moment: "I still think what Mengzi said is reasonable. It's all opponents. Why should we consider leaving room for each other?"

"Hello, Michael, do you mean I'm your enemy?" McAfee complained.

Blumberg nodded. "You've been the enemy of my life since you took the bull to our happy place."

Several people talk and laugh, ignoring Kendal's boyfriend lying on the ground with blood on his face.

Her boyfriend got up from the ground, looked at Xiao Peng gnashing his teeth and said, "you are looking for death!"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "man, do you say it again? I'll go. Everyone can see it. You fell down on me. I didn't even move. OK! Don't depend on me! You belong to the porcelain touch! Be careful, I will accuse you of false accusation! "

"You have seed Kendall's boyfriend left this sentence, but he turned away, regardless of the nosebleed on his face.

Now Xiao Peng shakes his head, and then he runs away

50cent shrugged. "I'm going to make a few calls and get someone to come."

Xiao Peng did not understand: "does he dare to come back?"

50cnet sighed: "I miss Huaxia now. The public security is really good. In xingtiao country, almost everyone has guns, especially these young people who can't handle affairs with their brains. It's better to make some preparations."

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "can they rush with guns?"

"That's not likely." 50cent said: "you can see that there are security guards at the door. One of their jobs is to limit the number of people. After all, the capacity of each store is limited. If the number exceeds the specified number, the penalty will be very severe. The other is to check whether the guests have guns. Those with guns are not allowed to enter here."

"Well, if we play with us, we can scare some kids? Dunzhuo Dan! You are so big belly drink fart wine! Waiter, give her some juice! What's more, Kendall, you heartless, your boyfriends are running away. What are you giggling about here? Don't go after your little boyfriend? "

Kendall laughed and shrugged: "if I remember correctly, you are three or four years older than me? You're a little kid, and they're not a few years younger than you, OK? "

Xiao Peng pointed to his head: "the key is to see here rather than age. What is not a child with immature mind like that?"

Kardashian was also happy: "look at your cow, you watch Mr. blonberg and Mr. mcphery. Don't you think it's a bit boastful to say that?"

After hearing this, Blumberg said with a smile: "Xiao is much more mature than you think, at least much better than the one next to me."

"I can't do it if I don't get drunk today," mcphery said! Come on, let's make one today

"Don't just fight for wine! Let's all come together. Today we're not drunk. Zhuo Dan Deng, except you Xiao Peng raised his glass.

"Come on! Drink it

With the arrival of Xiao Peng's old friend, Xiao Peng opened the door, and the drinking atmosphere naturally improved a lot. However, he was not happy for a long time. Soon, the sound of quarrels and riots came, and Xiao Peng frowned slightly: "OK, it seems that the little fart boy is really looking for someone. You drink, and I'll take care of it. "

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