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"In the future, if anyone tells me that Chinese people don't have a sense of humor, I'll be in a hurry." Tyler laughed.

Maria made a "Shhh" sign to her: "keep it down. Everyone else is sleeping. Xiao, we don't want to discuss this issue. It's too serious. Can you tell us something about Huaxia

Xiao Peng was stunned: "what can China say? China is too big. Today, I, a Chinese, dare not say that I know all about China. I can only introduce a few cities I know, and even if I introduce it to you now, it is meaningless. The changes in China are very fast. Especially in those cities, I left my hometown and worked outside for several years. As a result, I didn't even know my own home after returning home Just think about how fast things are changing here

Tyler said speechless, "are you so good at it? My hometown, mobile, has not changed since I was born. "

After hearing this, Maria stabbed Taylor secretly. Taylor realized that he had said something wrong and shut up.

Xiao Peng felt their uneasiness: "do you mean Mobil, is Forrest Gump's hometown?"

Maria nodded helplessly. Xiao Peng grinned. No wonder he came out to preach so devoutly, Alabama people. The most conservative place in the whole star state, and Mobil is the conservative among the Conservatives.

To give a few simple examples: it is also possible to demonstrate here, but no more than six people can be arrested. This is unimaginable in the star country; you can't find "adult products" stores in the whole city, which is also prohibited by law. Even once, in order to prohibit same-sex marriage, everyone was not allowed to marry at all!

This is not a joke, because the Federal Supreme Court of star states ruled that it would be discriminatory to issue marriage certificates only to the opposite sex, so all marriage registration was stopped there. Even in 2015, evolution and climate change were included in textbooks. Even so, many textbooks still do not talk about evolution and climate change, even some old people in private schools If a teacher wants to teach, he must first guarantee that he will not spread the knowledge of anti church contents such as evolutionism in the contract.

All in all, it's a magical place.

By the way, many western countries do not extradite criminals with China because China has retained the death penalty, and they are even more "dish boiled" without death penalty. In fact, this is bullshit. There are more than a dozen states in StarCraft country that have retained the death penalty. Alabama is one of them. This state has the second highest death penalty list in the whole country every year! But more people think they should be number one, because Texas is six times bigger than Alabama!

So Alabama is very unpopular in xingtiao country. This is not the black area like China, but they are really black there! Alabama people will introduce themselves at the beginning after they go out. They don't say they are Alabama people after staying outside for a long time......

Looking at Xiao Peng's smiling expression, Taylor was not angry: "even if Alabama is not good, it is star country, much better than China."

Xiao Peng shrugged and said, "Taylor, I'll teach you a word called Huaxia efficiency."

Tyler was confused: "what do you mean?"

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "let me give you an example with a few facts. For example, the Longwangmiao overpass in Nanchang, Jiangxi Province, with a total length of 589 meters, has to be demolished because of its long service time. Guess how long it will take to dismantle it?"

Tyler and Maria shook their heads together: "how many months?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "only a few hours, a bridge disappeared."

"It's impossible!" The two sisters cried out together.

Xiao Peng laughed: "I'm telling you about the reconstruction of Longyan railway station in Fujian Province. It took 1500 workers only nine hours to build a new railway platform."

"It's even more impossible!" The two sisters were wide eyed.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "if these are not intuitive, I will tell you a more amazing one. Have you ever been to Manhattan?"

The two sisters nodded together. "Of course, we went to Manhattan to have a look before we got on the plane." This flight is from New York to China, and they will definitely go to Manhattan to have a look.

Xiao Peng said: "it's a pity that this plane is used to fly the magic capital, not the imperial capital. If you go to the imperial capital, you can see the new airport built by the imperial capital. It's four fifths of the size of Manhattan. It's also one of the most advanced Airports in the world. Can you guess how long it took to build such a large airport?"

The two sisters shook their heads together, and Xiao Peng held out three fingers: "it only took more than three years. This is the efficiency of China."

Taylor burst out laughing: "well, I almost believed it. You are the most boastful person I've ever met. Do you really think we don't know about Huaxia? Let me tell you, we are all ready before we go: you Huaxia is a backward place, people are living a miserable life under the dictator! You can only eat fish during the Spring Festival. You can't eat enough in ordinary days. What's more, men in your country wear four pocket clothes, small hats and bicycles! It is because you are so backward that we are going to save you. "

Xiao Peng covered his face: "Taylor, look at the Chinese people on this plane. Are there any people like you said?"Taylor said: "I know that if you Chinese people want to receive the so-called" foreign affairs education ", you can only go abroad after receiving training, and you can go abroad only after receiving training

"Who are you listening to?" Xiao Peng completely helpless: "forget it, how do you say it, right?"

Seeing that Xiao Peng didn't explain, Taylor felt that he had won and said triumphantly. "What? Let me be right? "

Xiao Peng did not defend himself: "how did you say that? Never wake a man who pretends to sleep. But I can assure you that from the moment you get off the plane, you will know you are wrong. "

Taylor came to the spirit: "Xiao, you all rely on bicycles to go out in China. What should we do if we want to travel far away?"

"It depends on how far, if not too far, we will ride the panda and go. If it is really far away, we will walk on the cloud. Don't you watch our Chinese movies? People can fly

"Cut, you think I'm stupid? That's deceptive. If you can fly, why do you want to fly? "

"Oh, we can only fly at home. That has something to do with the geomagnetism of our country."

"So good! You're not lying to me, are you? "

"Listen to me."

"Are you really full of pandas in China? We go to China to see the giant panda. "

Xiao Peng showed a cunning smile: "of course, I have a panda."

“。。。。。。 I knew you lied to me! I've inquired about it. The pandas in your country are national treasures. They are all in the zoo! You can't raise a panda privately! "

"Well? Who are you listening to? "

"We went to the zoo and saw the pandas," the commentator said

"Don't you ask him if he has been to China? Isn't that eight words? I usually ride a panda to play. "

"Ha ha...... By the way, do you have expressways in China? "

"Now that you're riding a bicycle and a panda, what highway do you want?"

Taylor also wanted to ask, and Maria stopped her: "don't you hear that? Xiao is teasing you. Xiao, tell us what real China looks like? Have you heard that it's really my income there? "

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "that's true. Our average monthly income per capita in China is only over US $400."

"So little?" Taylor's eyes widened: "if we go to China, we are also rich! I can earn more than a thousand dollars a month. "

Xiao Peng nodded: "but you should also consider the issue of price comparison. China's income purchasing power is actually the first in the world, that is to say, the money you earn and the ability to actually buy things. If you really make a lot of money in xingtiao, you can live a rich life in China. "

Taylor said: "I don't believe what you said. If Huaxia is really so good, why only a large number of Chinese live in xingtiao country, and not so many xingtiao people live in Chinese?"

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "there are a lot of problems. I don't deny that there was a very poor period in Huaxia. As you said, you can only eat meat on Chinese New Year's holidays. Many people can't live any longer. They try their best to go out to fight. This is a group of people. But that was before. In the past 20 years, the development speed of Huaxia exceeded people's imagination."

"In addition, there are also some people who worship foreign countries, just like those in Singapore who think that France is a paradise, and there are also some people in China who think that the country is a paradise. In the eyes of these people, the star bar country is full of gold. They have a bad life in China, so they want to go to xingtiao country to pick up gold. In their hearts, some people regret that they have made a lot of money in the country. Let me ask you a question about privacy. How much money do you have with you

After listening to Xiao Peng's question, the two sisters glared at Xiao Peng: "what do you want to do?"

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "don't be nervous. You don't have to answer me. This plane is to the magic capital. You will live there for a period of time. Don't think the life of Mordor is so simple. Don't think that you can become a rich man with three or five thousand dollars. If you don't plan well, you may not be able to stick to it for a month. In this way, I'll leave you a phone call. You can't live any longer. Contact me and I'll arrange a job for you

But his kindness was rejected: "we thank you for your kindness, but...... Sorry, we don't like you. "

"Why?" Xiao Peng widened his eyes.

"You are dishonest."

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