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Just as the Vladimir docked at the dock, Xiao Peng saw a miraculous scene: a group of Bear Country youths squatting on the ground in their sports attire, eating melon seeds, and even having a few bottles of beer in front of them.

How could it be carved from the same mold as a b * stard on the streets of China?

Just as Xiao Peng walked out of the driver's seat, he heard someone shout in English: "Heh, a Chinese person coming here is really rare. What do you think?

There was a flag to indicate nationality, so the possibility of a wrong nationality at the docks was low.

"Not bad." Xiao Peng replied.

The main reason why Xiao Peng wanted to get off the boat to chat with them was because of their postures. They were so damn intimate. They were wearing sports clothes and squatting on the ground and eating melon seeds? How did they come to think of this image?

Regarding the squat posture, including the Chinese, many Asians liked to squat on the ground. As long as he didn't keep squatting on the ground and not get up, his position was quite comfortable.

However, in the eyes of the European beauty, this was even stranger. After all, they couldn't even squat in front of the toilet.

This was not nonsense!

The final result was, "This position is too difficult. It's impossible!" They couldn't squat on their heels at the same time. When they squatted, they could only tiptoe on the ground with their heels pointing up.

Because they couldn't do it in this position, they simply called the squatting position 'Asian squats'.

But there were also exceptions, Xiong Guo was the same as Hua Xia, almost everyone could squat. The posture was very harmonious and uniform: his feet were spread outwards, his arms were easily placed at his knees, and he had a special name: Slavic squatting.

Just as Xiao Peng was about to go over, Wang Hu pulled him back and whispered, "Boss, they are 'sports players'."

Xiao Peng was confused, "Playing sports? So what if you play sports? "Can you still drag me to run a marathon?"

"In Russia," explained Wang, "a 'sports player' is a gang member."

Xiao Peng was speechless. What was this? This Russian gangster was squatting on the ground and eating melon seeds while wearing a sports uniform?

Wang Xuan saw Xiao Peng's confusion, so he explained to him: "Boss, don't find it strange, this is almost the same image as a Russian hoodlum. "Russians are very used to eating melon seeds, such as the sunflower seeds in the northeastern part of the country that we call 'Maojiao'. The reason was because of the bear people, and the Chinese often call the bear people 'old Mao'."

"Then what is this sportswear about? No matter how I look at it, you look just like us Chinese students participating in the sports meet. Even the hoodlums standing in front of the school gates wear sports attire and are squatting in front of the school. Isn't this image too LOW? " Xiao Peng didn't have the strength to retort at the image of those Xiong State hooligans.

Wang Xuan laughed for a long time, then said: "Boss, do you want to know how a little Russian hoodlum developed such a unique and refreshing style of dressing? That's a long story. "

Xiao Peng raised his hand and made a gesture to hit Wang Hu: "If you have something to say, then say it, why are you being so suspenseful! "I'm so damn curious."

Which f * cking country's gangster was wearing sportswear? Xiong Guo was indeed different!

Wang Xuan pretended to be giving a serious lecture as he said, "I'll start from the 1980 Olympic Games in Moscow."

"Speak properly!" Xiao Peng took another stance to hit Wang Hu.

Wang Xuan hurriedly waved his hand, "Really, boss, don't be anxious, let me finish. Adidas had sponsored the outfits of the Soviet national team, but the Soviet government had not allowed Adidas logo to appear on the clothing, because for the Soviet Union at that time it was the product of a 'heinous capitalist state'. However, the classic three bars of Adidas were still retained, especially those on Adidas running shoes. Some Soviet dignitary of the time said directly that the three bars looked like the letter 'M', and that was the first letter of 'Moscow'! This emphasizes that this Olympic Games is our Moscow organization. So Adidas, or rather the three - piece sports suits, went viral in the former Soviet Union. "

Xiao Peng's mouth was wide open. "He can even guess the feeling of superiority. No one else can do that." Do these three bars have half a dime to do with M? "

"Actually, there was a big dispute in the former Soviet Union over this matter. There was a popular saying back then, 'A man wearing Adidas will become a traitor tomorrow!'" Wang Xuan said.

Xiao Peng was curious, "Eh, this former Soviet Union really is an old friend of the Chinese people. They all have the same formula and taste when they talk."

Wang Xuan continued, "But at the same time, there are some people who are extremely fond of Addie. In the Soviet Union at that time, people rarely had access to Western fashion. After a long period of frustration, many Russians felt that the 'foreign moon must be rounder than the domestic moon', so the Adidas sportswear became a flashy fashion item for them. There was another saying that was so popular that any girl would give herself to someone wearing an Adi. "

Xiao Peng nodded, "Alright, our China has experienced such an era. Uh. There are still a lot of people who feel that the moon is round and that they are trying so hard to go to a foreign country to live, but in the end, they were beaten up and there was no way to redress their grievances. "

Two days ago, a few Chinese women went to Star Stripe Country and were beaten up by three local black girls.

After the incident, when the police arrived at the scene, the three suspects released two. The police had said that as long as there was no human rights issue, it was not illegal. It had happened in front of Starbucks, and the client had tried to borrow the surveillance charges, but so far no one had turned up.

Wang Xuan smiled and said: "But this kind of foreign goods is very expensive at first, and also limited in purchasing channels. In order to solve the urgent needs of our old friends, the enthusiastic merchants of China" pulled out their swords to help ". During the 1990s, when the resources of the country of bear were scarce and dependent on imports, a lot of merchants began to pour cheap sportswear onto the country of bear, including a large number of fake and fake Adidas. Once, the Russian department of the BBC had investigated the bear people's impression of Chinese and concluded that they were hardworking, patriotic and had a lot of counterfeit goods. No wonder, he had been tricked for decades. "Think about it, a large number of goods from the village arrived, and many bear people finally had the chance to put on their sportswear. Even the prisoners in the prison were all wearing sportswear because of the lack of uniform. Hmm, it's cheap, comfortable, and suitable for brawling, there's nothing more fitting than sportswear." "… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …"

Xiao Peng heard this and laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight, "You still haven't said how this sports coat is related to the gangs. Why is it called 'Sports'? "

Wang continued, "After the collapse of the Soviet Union, the gangs in Bear Nation recruited many wrestlers and weightlifters who had already finished their sports careers. These people who had worked for the country had the opportunity to compete abroad and come into contact with Western sportswear, so they often wore it to show off in the gangs. Over time, sportswear became a symbol of authority and power among the Russian gangs, and more people followed the trend in wearing all kinds of knockoff outfits. Even today, we can see that these hooligans are wearing all kinds of clothes!]

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The "famous sports coat" of "china" made him squat down with a domineering air. In his hands, he often carried some food to drink, such as beer and vodka. The most eye-catching part of him was, of course, the melon seeds. Sharing melon seeds in Russia and those around it is also a well-established custom. "Now, the famous sports uniform, which includes a bag of good black melon seeds, has been added on top of that. So, it's time to start fighting the ethnic gangs."

Xiao Peng asked curiously, "There are so many members of the Xiong State gang?" There are gangsters in such a remote city? "

After hearing Wang Xuan's explanation, Xiao Peng became even more curious: "Then what will happen to the Chinese employees?"

Wang Xuan revealed a mischievous smile, "Boss, do you still need to ask? "If you slap me, I won't do anything. I'll go online and scold you anonymously later."

Xiao Peng, on the other hand, made Wang Hu laugh in anger: "You brat, you can do it. Think of a way for me. How can you intimidate these hooligans and not bring us any trouble?"

Wang Xuan shook his head and said, "They are definitely here to get something out of this, but if we are too cowardly, they will think we are easy to bully. This matter really isn't easy to handle. "

Just as Xiao Peng was worrying, Yang Meng walked out from the refrigeration cabin. He carried a huge tuna that weighed at least 400 kilograms on his shoulder and a case of beer on his left hand, walking straight in front of the hooligans.

The hooligans were all dumbfounded. Carrying such a huge tuna just like that? How interesting are you?

Yang Meng handed the beer over to the shocked little hoodlum: "Where's the fishing company? Can you take me with you? "

The bullies could not keep their mouths shut and stared blankly at Yang Meng. After a long while, they nodded their heads and quickly took the beer to bring Yang Meng to the fishing company.

Xiao Peng laughed out loud, patting Wang Hu's shoulder, "Alright, the problem is solved. Can't you learn more from now on? How easy it is to solve this problem. "

I actually want to learn it, but who the f * ck is like Yang Meng?

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