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Over the next few days, Qian Cong's perception of the situation crumbled. He didn't believe that someone was staying in the presidential suite just to play games. He didn't expect Xiao Peng to succeed. After a few days of almost no going out, he stayed in his room everyday, either playing games with the PSV or playing League of Legends with his computer.

Every time Qian Cong Cong came over, Xiao Peng would play games.

"Xiao Peng, didn't you come to participate in the exhibition?" "Why don't you contact them and arrange a meeting place for them?" When Qian Cong came in that day, he took a case of beer with him and said, "Come, let's have a drink."

Xiao Peng tilted his head and glanced at the beer case. "MAD, it's too bitter. It's not nice to drink."

When Qian Cong heard this, his face turned awkward. MAD Beer was usually a beer that appeared in top entertainment places in foreign countries and was sought after by many. A bottle of this wine with over $100 was rare in China.

Qian Cong wanted to show off his skills to Xiao Peng, but Xiao Peng pointed out his origins without any hesitation. After all, while they were in the Stellar Strikes, they sang and danced everyday.

Xiao Peng was still playing the game. He said without raising his head, "You can't flirt around with beer. What kind of beer is the best? It's still fresh, I just don't think there's any beer that's as good as Qindao beer. The fresh beer from the factory that day, after taking a sip, it's called cool, it's both good and cheap. This bottle of yours has several barrels, but I'd rather drink that than this. Student Qian Cong Cong, I'm just going to criticize you for this. Don't be overly courteous, don't think that just because this item is expensive it must be good.

Qian Cong quickly changed the topic. This guy didn't know how to chat, "You've been living like this these past few days? You're not worried about the exhibition at all? "

"Nonsense, I'm worried about everything. Why would I want them to do that?" "If you don't train, you're never good enough. I'm only responsible for participating in the exhibition." Xiao Peng focused on the game.

"What game are you playing so enthusiastically? I didn't see you idle around for a few days. " Qian Cong asked as he put the beer in the fridge and sat down on the sofa.

"The Chinese version of 'Goddess's Adventures 4', as the game with the best sales on the PSV, makes sense." Xiao Peng said.

Qian Cong didn't have much interest in this game. After all, he was in the video game industry. Forget it. Qian Cong took out the PAD from his bag, "Xiao Peng, stop playing. Let me show you something good."

"What good stuff?" Xiao Peng tilted his head and saw that it was a pile of photos of girls.

"What are you doing? What about the imperial concubine selection? " Xiao Peng asked with a smile.

Qian Cong said, "These are all the new female broadcasters who starred in cat and bear live broadcasts. Look at them, they are the most beautiful."

Xiao Peng was also curious. He took a few glances and said, "Damn, we're all laughing at the Korean women for their appearances. Look at these streamers, they don't look the same." Cone face, double eyelids, eyes, high nose with false eyelashes. Is there any other difference? "

Qian Cong really didn't think Xiao Peng knew how to chat. "But look at the information! These girls have good bodies. Look at this. They're 163 tall and have 103 long legs. That's what you call long legs." I like long-legged girls very much. A woman's long legs are indeed beautiful. "

Xiao Peng was speechless. "Cong Cong, you have seen countless girls. You believe that someone who was tall enough to be the German supermodel Naga Olman was once the Guinness World Record's' longest model with the world's longest legs'. But if you scale her to a height of 163, her legs would have to grow above her navel to reach 103 centimeters. "Do these girls dare to say anything more?"

After saying that, Xiao Peng took over Qian Cong's PDA and looked at the picture of the beauty inside: "This leg is P. Yes, that too. This is also true. This person is smart and knows how to use the P chart, but I'm sorry. He's also a P, this … … .Tsk tsk, a professional. Okay, also a P. Was his brain filled with water? All of them had a Russian name, 'Uncomfortable without Legs'? Oh, from another point of view, perhaps to them, the matter of pulling a leg was related to their dignity. Taking a photo of it without pulling a leg was no different from sending a friend out for a ride. Just to cover up the fatal flaw of your short legs? "

Listening to Xiao Peng's evaluation, Qian Cong took over the PAD and asked, "Where did you see that all these PK's were made from?" Why can't I see it? Are you talking nonsense? I've looked at it carefully, and there's nothing wrong with it, no matter what it is. "No trace of PS."

Xiao Peng laughed, and said without lifting his head, "Now that these girls have learned their lesson and avoided the vertical bars and grid of the Lightning District, they only choose simple backgrounds that aren't easy to find out. However, no matter how good the camera was, there was always one big flaw in all the leg-pulling photos, and that was the person in the photo. The various parts of a person's body are intertwined with each other and move at once. Do you think that Gao Xiaosong's body has Wu Jing's pectoral muscles? Everything must follow the laws of nature. Looking at these diagrams, it was obvious that they did not recognize the body structure of a normal person from Earth. Yao Ming wanted to cry and Darwin wanted to beat him up. I suggest you study the human body ratio. None of the diagrams can escape your eyes. "

Qian Cong looked at the girls' photos carefully. "Xiao Peng, is it as exaggerated as you said? Tell me first, what kind of long legs do you call long legs? "There's no uniform standard. If a person's leg was 1 meter long, but he was 2 meters tall, how could it be counted as a long leg?"

Xiao Peng retorted, "Who said there is no uniform standard? Haven't you ever heard of the Ma's trunk and leg length index? Simply put, the Ma Clan Index reflects the length of the legs, which is the ratio of the lower body to the upper body, and it's very easy to control. First, sit down, measure the height of your seat, which is the distance from the bottom of your butt to the top of your head.

Qian Cong asked, "How much is long?" How much is a short leg? "

Xiao Peng counted on his fingers and said, "Less than 74, extremely short legs, less than 79, short legs, less than 84, sub-short legs, less than 89, medium legs, less than 94, sub-long legs, and less than 99. "Considering that we yellow people don't have many long-legged genes, if your legs count as long legs, then you are like burning incense in your ancestors. There's nothing to be happy about."

Qian Cong rolled his eyes at Xiao Peng. "Then what's your number?"

Xiao Peng proudly said, "I'm 95, and I just happen to have long legs." After saying that, he glanced at Qian Cong. Hmm, her legs were indeed not long, but they were in the line of short legs.

Qian Cong looked at Xiao Peng's leg. How come he didn't know what Xiao Peng was thinking? Hurry up and change the subject: "You haven't said it yet, how can you tell that these pictures are P just by looking at them? "How do you know they pulled their legs?"

Xiao Peng said with a smile, "To be frank, just using eight words is already enough to make the design software helpless and make the pseudo long legs unable to hide."

Qian Cong hastily asked, "Which eight words?"

"First of all, the legs are over the shoulders. To put it bluntly, it's very simple, it's just squatting down or sitting on the floor while hugging the legs and looking at the distance between the shoulders and knees. The knees are over the shoulders, it's definitely super long legs. Look at this picture of her sitting on the floor with one leg bent, her knee not even reaching her chest, no doubt a short leg, at most a short leg. If you look at this again, it's the same question. "

"If you say it like that, can't you just bend your back to lower the height of your shoulders?" Qian Cong revealed his doubts.

Xiao Peng nodded his head, "In theory, to do this, one must straighten their back. For the same person, bending their back and straightening their back, the height of their knees can differ by a lot. But then again, even if a person with short legs bows their back, their knees can only push up to their chests. If you search the internet for photos of Chinese female celebrities, you will find that many of them will reveal their original forms, which is related to the 'folding scale' problem. The moment the body folds up, the ratio of the upper body to the thigh will be completely exposed. Any leg drawing divine tool will lose its effectiveness in an instant, and you will definitely remember that if the leg is short, don't lift the leg while taking photos, that is exposing your own weakness. "That's why the old saying is right. If you want people to not know about it, do not lift up your legs."

Qian Cong was speechless. "Where is the old saying?" That's not right! "There's something wrong with your method. How do you know that the leg is only P based on these upright photos?"

Xiao Peng said with a smile, "There's another way, it's also four words: The wrist string is over crotch, the absolute length of a person's arm is related to his height, a normal person's height is equal to the arm span, the entrance and exit won't be too big, but I'm talking about the general human form, not discussing the Tyrannosaurus Rex and the gibbon ape, for example some special cases like basketball, swimming athletes, etc. For the average person, you hang your arms naturally, with your wrists and crotches perpendicular to each other, and if the wrists exceed the crotch, then you are exactly a long leg, you can understand that, being only a little bit taller, sharing more legs, the other parts are bound to be smaller, so those long legs below 170 are basically either a waist sacrifice or a neck sacrifice. Take Zhang Bozhi, for example. She was a celebrity who didn't sell long legs, but her legs were incredibly long. But because she was a bit short, you could see that her waist was obviously much shorter. For example, if a person's legs were long enough, they would have no waist. Oh, and there was also Shu Qi, which was a mysterious existence, one of the few people on earth without a neck, who had an extraordinary temperament. Of course, this was not the weirdest thing, the weirdest thing was that it should be the 'slaying girl' Moritz. She lost both her waist and her neck. "

Qian Cong looked at Xiao Peng with interest. "Is there any other way to determine if it's a P map or not?"

"Some of them are just based on experience, such as the distance between the elbows, but as long as you use all the words above, all the pictures will appear in front of your eyes. For example, for those Korean girls, everyone would first think of something like long legs. In the entire Korean entertainment circle, there are no more than five female celebrities who can be considered as having long legs. Xiao Peng said. "For example, what kind of teacher was that? With his legs like a telephone pole, and his arms like a tyrannosaurus, who would he try to scare?"

"Where did you get all this information?" Qian Cong Cong voiced his confusion.

Xiao Peng smiled slightly, "Do you think that those long-legged men wouldn't understand the tricks I use to deceive others? They taught me that. Plus, reading some books about aviation design can also help. "

"What does aviation design have to do with this?" Qian Cong was a little confused.

"Oh, the scale of the aircraft design is also very important, many of the design must reach the gold ratio. "After you have learned about it, you will also be able to study the body's proportions." "" … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … Xiao Peng played it down.

"Wait a minute, you said you read the plane design book to see the proportions of the girls? Are you that bored? " Qian Cong was flabbergasted when he heard Xiao Peng's reply.

Xiao Peng put his game console to the side and nodded, "That's right. I'm not designing a plane, so I might as well use my knowledge where it's needed!"

After hearing that, Qian Cong shouted, "What the f * ck!?" You win, this pretence is fresh and refined! In the future, whoever says that I am the most pretentious person in China, I will definitely introduce you to them! "

Xiao Peng, however, did not have any reaction. It's just that I don't want to be fooled. For a guy who's been tricked by such a low-leveled P/D method, don't blame the P/T software. I can only blame myself for not having any brains. "

After Qian Cong heard this, he pondered for a moment. With an embarrassed expression, he replied, "Xiao Peng, you're saying that this is the first low level P picture? "Is there any better way to get your legs out of the way?" "No, I don't." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Xiao Peng grunted as he looked thoughtfully at Qian Cong's leg.

Qian Cong's face turned red and he coughed dryly. "That." It's just a photo of Soo Soo on Weibo. I'm still a public figure, right? Aren't public figures supposed to think about personal image? I feel it. "You understand."

"To be honest, I really don't understand how you feel. It's my fault for being long-legged." Xiao Peng shook his head and looked at Qian Cong as if he deserved a beating.

"Damn, we can't carry on chatting today!" Xiao Peng, no one would befriend you if you speak like that! " Qian Cong said anxiously.

Xiao Peng curled his lips. "You make it sound like we're friends."

"Pfft." Qian Cong coughed up blood. You really don't know how to f * cking chat! Section error, click on this report (no registration), after reporting the maintenance personnel will correct chapter content within two minutes, please wait patiently, and refresh the page.