Chapter 3561

No weak team in the Premier League? The British media are not so sure.

The new season has just begun five rounds, 7-1 Arsenal, 9-1 harrow, 6-1 Newcastle and 11-0 Fulham. Do you say there are no weak teams in the Premier League to Manchester City?

In only five rounds, Zhuo Yang scored 25 goals 5 + 3 + 3 + 4 + 10. Usually, this number can compete for the golden boot of the league. Do you tell Zhuo Yang that there are no weak teams in the Premier League?

In the recent World Cup finals, Zhuo Yang has performed hat tricks or HAT + in eight consecutive games, with a total of 10 hats and 34 goals in eight games.

No one could have predicted that Zhuo Yang, 33, would become so wild from this summer. Perhaps, there are still no weak teams in the Premier League, but in Zhuo Yang's eyes, there are no strong enemies in football.

In particular, the miracle of 11:0 Fulham Zhuoyang's 10 goals in a single game completely exploded the worship of the whole Premier League. All kinds of sincere, false, hot and hot praise should not be spread like money.

But the angle of someone rubbing the heat is very wonderful, which makes Zhuo Yang cry out.

Oasis was once the top rock band in England. Their representative works "supersonic" and "stop cryingyour heart out" are highly popular all over the world, including China.

Oasis home is in Manchester. When it comes to oasis band, we have to mention the two brothers, singer Lane Geleg and bassist Noel Gagler.

Both of the brothers are native to Manchester. They are also the ancestral city blue moon, pure blue one. It should be said that before Mansour's golden era, oasis band with the geigler brothers as the core was almost the only place where Manchester City could beat Manchester United off the pitch.

Without him, because the geigler brothers, the famous oasis band, are the most loyal supporters of Manchester City, rich and poor.

The Geller brothers have publicly ridiculed and even abused Manchester United for many times, and written into the song, which is difficult for Beckham.

Flowers without hundred days red, boiled beans and burned bean dustpan. Later, because the two brothers became enemies because of their voice, ideas and all kinds of trivial things, oasis band gradually collapsed and finally dissolved, which made the fans sigh.

Later, my brother Noel formed a new 'Noel gelleger's flying birds' band, and my brother Lian en gathered the remnants of the oasis to form a' bubble eye band '. But the flowers are finally thanks. The development of the two bands is far from the oasis.

But the two brothers went their separate ways, but the blue moon's heart supporting Manchester City has never been bleak and just.

In February this year, last season's Premier League brother Noel geigler was not a fuel-efficient lamp.

The day after Manchester City's 11-0 victory over Fulham, Noel said: "great Zhuoyang, great Manchester City, there is no doubt that Zhuoyang is one of the most outstanding players I have ever seen."

"Why is a great player like Zhuo Yang willing to come to Manchester City? Because Manchester City is so noble. Unlike our neighbors, Manchester United will only buy a lot of cheap goods at a high price. Manchester United will never invite such a great player like Zhuo Yang."

"God, I can't express my admiration for Zhuo Yang in words. What I want to say is, sincerely, if Zhuo Yang wants to sleep with my wife, I will be very honored."

Zhuo Yang: "

Noel's current wife Sarah McDonald is a fashion actress. She is well-known in the entertainment industry. She looks like a disaster to the country and the people. She flashes on her chest when walking.

Women don't make men. Sarah doesn't have the habit of being shy.

"I have no intention of offending Princess Royal, but Mr. Zhuo Yang, if you want to go out with me, I promise you will have an unforgettable evening." (manual centering)

Jie Niang is not like a good man.

It doesn't matter if you rub the heat. It doesn't matter if you don't cover your mouth. Even if you hit Zhuo Yang's brush autumn wind, it's nothing more than a smile. However, it is disgusting to call Kou Kou in the discourse.

But no matter Zhuo Yang or Kou Kou, they can't open their mouth to scold or offend her. In that case, they will appear unable to play. They don't say their identity, so they fulfill the woman's wish to continue rubbing heat.

To tell you the truth, Zhuo Yang doesn't hate such jokes. After all, he is a man. He was recommended to the pillow by a beautiful woman. Who hasn't been a little vain yet.

But Kou Kou doesn't like to hear it. Although she knows that smelly women are forcibly rubbing the heat, she knows that it has nothing to do with Zhuo Yang in essence, and it can't have anything to do with it, she is unhappy in her heart.

Women are careful, especially the deeper their feelings, and they are unreasonable when they are careful. This has nothing to do with the status pattern, because women are dragons in caves, carefully protecting everything that belongs to them.

Kou Kou can't open her mouth to refute Sarah, let alone threaten to shut her mouth. In that case, she will be caught and made a big fuss by the media. After all, the British can even joke about the old lady of Buckingham Palace.

O'Neill once asked Beckham's wife Victoria on the program: if I marry the queen, will I become the king of England?

Mrs. Bei said: I'm looking forward to it.

Mrs. Zhuo was unhappy. She could only say hello to her husband. She flew back to Manchester all night. She was surprised and startled Zhuo Yang at the same time.

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"Brother Zhuo Yang, you should improve your aesthetics."

"Impossible. You have represented the ultimate realm of human aesthetics. I can't rise again."

"So... You should improve your IQ."

"Honey, just because I played the piano, the scientific community lost a new Einstein."

"Men become mentally retarded in front of beautiful women."

"No wonder, since I fell in love with you, I always felt that I had forgotten something. It turned out that I had forgotten that I was mentally retarded. Wife, you owe an Einstein all over the world."

"You shouldn't let other women have bad ideas about you."

"Hum, I'll immediately arrange to sell the kidnapping of the bad woman who had a bad idea to the black coal mines in Africa."

"OK."

Zhuo Yang: "

"Do you think this woman named Sarah is beautiful?"

"I didn't look at her at all."

"Look now."

"No. what's good about a face full of intangible cultural heritage imagination and lips smeared like a dead child?"

"Haven't you seen it? How do you know the intangible cultural heritage face and lip gloss?"

Zhuo Yang: "

"Brother Zhuo Yang, if one day I'm not as beautiful as I am now, then..."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

"I'll grow old."

"When you live to be a hundred years old, you will be the most beautiful."

"Are you sure?"

"Wife, have you forgotten? When the Saint ademo was one hundred and ten years old, she was still the most beautiful woman."

Kou Kou smiled. "I can't say that. There will always be a few young girls who will look a little better than me when I'm old."

"It's impossible. You look better than anyone else, you look better than anyone else, and you look better than anyone else."

The whole Cheshire was in full bloom with a bright smile.

Among the flowers, she frowned again.

"Brother Zhuo Yang, dare you say you haven't fantasized about other women occasionally, not once?"

This topic is not easy to answer. After all, Zhuo Yang is also a normal man. He decided to take attack as defense.

"Wife, I scored ten goals in a game."

"Otherwise?"

"The whole world is praising me. Why don't you praise me?"

"That's because the whole world is making a fuss, only I am not."

"Without your praise, even if I have the world, I still have nothing."

"Golden Gollum stick, silver Gollum stick, I'm the best husband!"

"Continue."

"The river is splashing, and my husband is quack."

"Boast more deeply."

"But you scored a goal and didn't give it to me..."

Zhuo Yang: "

"You have no better heart."

"Wife, I only have you in my eyes. You are a miracle in my life."

"What about my heart?" Kou Kou said: "back to the question just now. Did you feel empty, lonely and cold when I was not at home? Did you fantasize about other women occasionally, not once?"

This night in Cheshire, Zhuo Yang, who had no reckless disaster, could not pass the test. Fortunately, he had deep-rooted unique skills, perseverance to work hard, and the inside information of energy conservation, which was enough to support him to give his money.