Chapter 3584

"Fake news, totally fake news." Zhuo Yang said: "what ligament, collateral ligament, I just sprained. It hurt a little at that time. It'll be all right soon after the game. You media people, don't listen to the wind and rain."

"I returned to China because my father said he had made soup stuffed buns. You know, I devoted all my time to football and piano,... No, no, that's what I should do. After all, I'm so different. But I'm homesick."

"When it comes to dumplings with soup, it's really mouth watering. Whether it's crab roe, shrimp puree, beef, mutton, chicken and pork, even pure vegetables are so charming."

"You don't understand. Eating this soup filled bag is exquisite. Using knives and forks is a waste of things. You must use chopsticks."

"First clamp the pleat with chopsticks and lift it gently. Note that you can't use force, otherwise it will be broken or leaked, which means your hand doesn't have the ability to take care of yourself."

"Then take a small bite on the side of the steamed stuffed bun. It should also be as light as a kiss. It's not French, it's the kind that kisses the face."

"Catch the soup from the steamed stuffed bun with a spoon. Of course, the spoon is in the other hand. You must make it clear. Don't make a fool of yourself."

"Pick up the soup, wait for the hot steam in the steamed stuffed bun to dissipate, and then put it into your mouth to let your taste buds enjoy themselves."

"Finally, drink the soup in the spoon by sucking, so that you can feel the fragrance of the ingredients in your mouth and nose."

"In China, there are seven schools of small steamed dumplings with soup..."

A group of European football journalists were inexplicably turned into food media practitioners by Zhuo Yang. They were confused and felt that each other was stupid with Zhuo Yang.

Because he didn't want to spend much time explaining, he didn't want to be treated as a monster - although he was, Zhuo Yang denied that his collateral ligament had been injured, and even some powerful media had bought MRI films from Madrid's St. Mary's Memorial Hospital, which he refused to admit.

Anyway, as long as I don't admit it, the person who should explain is the doctor. In this way, the experts who diagnosed him that day were full of truth but could not justify themselves. They simply said that Zhuo Yang was not hurt.

Guardiola, who had been worried all the time, forced Zhuoyang to do another inspection after the game. Naturally, there was nothing. Manchester City Club was relieved.

The club doesn't ask metaphysics. As long as Zhuo Yang is fine, he can do anything.

There are question marks all over the world. Manchester City Club took out the new film. The media are still skeptical, but there are still some less people who break the casserole.

As for Zhuo Yang's goal of robbing young player DIAS in order to complete a hat trick, no one in the media is interested at all. Who is more qualified to score goals, Zhuoyang and DIAS?

Who has news hegemony in Manchester City? Do you still need to ask?

Missing Manchester City's first goal, where does Diaz's grievance go? It's a blessing to hold it.

At the press conference, after pulling the steamed stuffed bun in soup, Zhuo Yang put forward new stress on hat trick to the media.

The nine caps in the Premier League were resounding, and Zhuo Yang questioned the interrupted 14 caps.

"I think your media's algorithm is wrong. The game between China and Spain is not an official game and is not in the report of international A-level friendly matches."

"I scored two goals in that game, but when I calculate the total number of goals scored by my national team in the future, these two goals will not be counted because the game is not formal."

"Then the question comes. Since goals are not serious goals, why should a serious hat trick be counted as an interruption?"

"You're such a double standard. The logic doesn't work at all. If you want to count it, you don't count it." Zhuo Yang said, "I suggest that we all uphold the scientific spirit..."

Zhuo Yang, a master of healing metaphysics, turns his face and science faster than taking off his pants.

"... that game is another line of business, together with other equally improper games. Therefore, today I am not only the ninth consecutive hat in the Premier League, but also the 15th consecutive hat in the official game."

"I'm finished. You can discuss it and give me a unified opinion later."

Since ancient times, the media have focused on fallacies. As long as they can attract attention, it doesn't matter whether it's right or not. There is a fart consensus. Zhuo Yang just asks questions with the help of them. FIFA, UEFA and the FA soon gave a clear answer.

——Zhuo Yang is right.

It's not that the officials favor Zhuo Yang, because Li'er is such a Li'er. Why there are two versions of Pele's scoring data, personal and official, and there is a huge difference, is because FIFA does not count informal games.

If Zhuo Yang's unofficial friendly match is regarded as a "break", then Zhuo Yang can spend money to organize some grass-roots teams to play 50 or 60 games. What should we do then?

Therefore, Zhuo Yang grasped the key to the problem and let all parties make a final decision.

With the official endorsement, Zhuo Yang's hat trick record was updated to "15 consecutive official Games".

Why must Zhuo Yang be serious about this matter? Because he is hypocritical.

As the record maker of a well-known trademark in football, Zhuo Yang attaches the most importance to the "hooded" among the many goal records. First, because other records can be obtained through unremitting efforts, only "hooding" depends on luck, so it is the most difficult.

Yashi Nakayama used to stand for only five companies for many years. We can imagine how the hooded record exists like a dimensionality reduction attack.

Secondly, hooding is a symbol of heroic deeds after the truth of football is broken, and it is the art of acting against the heavens.

Third, I simply feel that '14' is a little short and not enjoyable. The force grid is not tall enough. What if it is broken by a genius like me in less than 100 years?

It is human nature for every record setter to hope that he will not be broken. But from the bottom of his heart, Zhuo Yang has little confidence in how long the league and cup scoring records can be maintained.

With the advent of Jinyuan football era, the differentiation of strong and weak in football has become an inevitable trend. It will be easier for super strikers in super strong teams to brush data on weak teams.

To some extent, Zhuo Yang is also the beneficiary of this phenomenon.

The world cup, the Champions League, the UEFA Cup and the goal records of the four major leagues are all indestructible. In the 10-11 season, Zhuo Yang raised the La Liga goal record to 51 goals. At that time, everyone patted the table and thought it could stand for at least 50 years.

However, in the following 11-12 seasons, Messi's dog thing approached '50yi' infinitely with 50 goals. And Zhuo Yang knew very well that boss Mei finally stopped that year. Out of respect and nostalgia for himself, he stubbornly kept the data at 50, otherwise it would be broken.

You can take a look.

Zhuo Yang's horror is that he integrates many goal records. Others can't do so, but he may break it separately. The time is right. One person aims at one.

Therefore, there are not many records. Just have an existence that can make others despair. Zhuo Yang chose "hooded".

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"When we say continuous hat trick, we are actually talking about the spirit of science. Just like I give you steamed stuffed buns with soup for popular science, we are not talking about steamed stuffed buns, but the beauty * * God. It is the love of life, the longing for home and the positive energy of life."

"This steamed stuffed bun filled with soup. Many people are curious about how the soup in it is filled. Sterling thinks it is with a needle, which is obviously wrong. Let me tell you..."