Guardiola has three troubles recently, one team, two opponents and three families.
The team is singing all the way, fighting and winning, and it's too late for others to hate. What's so annoying? His troubles prove that people can't eat too full and live too well.
The fine decorated mansion is beautiful and almost flawless. Only one wall brick in the kitchen is inclined. Can you bear it? Anyway, the old melon can't, even if it's just a little inclined.
Successive victories are pleasing to the eye, but old melon can't stand losing the ball all the time, just like obsessive-compulsive disorder. It used to be 2:1 or 3:1. The important thing is 3 points. Now, at 5:1 and 6:1, the '1' is a wall brick and a mouse shit on the cake.
Old melon won't admit obsessive-compulsive disorder, and now he thinks he's praising him as a perfectionist.
Perfectionist's characteristics: the closer to perfection, the more demanding perfection, and finally make that little imperfection become the war of perfection.
A while ago, when he lost the ball in a row, old melon threatened to "cut off the net and seal the training". These bitches really got up their spirits and achieved zero sealing in a row.
Old melon thought he had a long memory. He didn't want to start with 3-3 Tottenham, Millwall, Southampton and Donetsk miners. Today, the Manchester derby against Manchester United, no matter what game or opponent, it's more difficult not to lose the ball than to eat shit.
Just now Manchester United Machar's make-up shot made perfect melon feel like eating flies, flies in excrement.
If you can, Lao Gua would like to break the net and seal the training at the end of the game today. He will never stop until he suffocates these bitches for one or two.
But obviously not. The industry rules do not allow it. For what reason? To lose the ball in the game? It's called Versailles. Old melon will be torn up by the media, attacked by the players' Union and investigated by the disciplinary committee.
Even if none of these, even if all the players succumb to the power of obscenity, it won't work. The women in the players' house don't have a fuel-saving lamp. Others don't say first. They dare to take Zhuo Yang into the training center for isolation. Kou Kou absolutely dares to come to the door with a composite bow, which makes Guardiola feel overwhelmed.
Then the whole world cheered, the light of the right way.
On the one hand, Lao Gua found that there were very bad signs in the team, and everyone was relying on Zhuo Yang.
It's not that Zhuo Yang is not worth relying on. The dependence mentioned here is not the spiritual and competitive level. It's that Zhuo Yang's God came to the world and made others inert. It seems that everyone wants to lie down and win and let Zhuo Yang handle everything.
Bitch, bitch, the whole city can only allow me Guardiola to win alone. Don't even think about it.
Ten days ago, in the Carling Cup 18 match with Millwall, Zhuo Yang was replaced by Aguero in the 56th minute after completing a hat trick. At that time, the score was 5-1.
Millwall is not a strong team, and he was completely defeated by Zhuo Yang's one minute hat trick. Lao Gua thought that the team would use the remaining time to practice more attack routines. Goals are not important, but goals can explain many problems.
But the final score was 5-1. This group of bitches dared to linger for more than half an hour. Zhuo Yang's departure seemed to take away their desire.
It's as if there was a very capable father at home who earned dozens of buildings in more than a dozen factories empty handed. The pocket money in the hands of filial sons and grandchildren is like winning the lottery every month. They lie flat and just enjoy life. Even if Dad retires, he still eats nothing.
You make money to support your family. I'm as beautiful as a flower. Melon believes that Zhuo Yang is Manchester City's father who is responsible for making money to support his family. He is the only beautiful mother.
Three days later, the 11th round of the Premier League played Southampton at home, almost the same.
Zhuo Yang opened with a penalty in the 6th minute and Manchester City had a 6-0 lead when he completed a hat trick in the 69th minute. The 73rd minute, old Gua replaced him with David Xiwa.
Good guy, he didn't score in the next 20 minutes. He was counterattacked and sneaked back by Danny Ince in the 86th minute, 6-1.
Ince, 26, was born in Bournemouth youth training and now belongs to Liverpool. He was loaned to Southampton this season. He's not much of a scallion, otherwise uncle slag won't recall origi and rent him instead.
Ince, who is not a green onion, not only scored a goal, but also a goalpost and an offside invalid ball. He is not a Shandong green onion, but an onion.
Guardiola put up with it.
Another three days later, Manchester City ushered in the fourth round of the Champions League group match against ton mine at home.
In the last round, Huocun and Lyon played 3-3. After three rounds of war, the two teams accumulated 2 points with Dayton mine. As a result, Manchester City, which has won three consecutive games, has qualified three rounds ahead of schedule. This game against dunkuang just tamped the first place in the group with victory.
Originally, Dayton mine still had a little fantasy. Fonseca put two recovering generals malos and Tyson into the starting lineup.
However, the Hungarian referee and Zhuo Yang's old friend koshay was blinded 25 minutes before the first half of the time and decisively awarded two penalty kicks. After Zhuo Yang Mei opened twice, all the fantasies and morale of Dun mine were dispersed.
In the 80th minute of the second half, Zhuo Yang was replaced by sane. The score was 6-0. He also completed a hat trick again. Four consecutive Champions League games, 20 consecutive games.
After all, dun mine is a strong team in Eastern Europe and has a sense of shame. Taking advantage of the slack after Manchester City's victory, similar to men's sage time, Tyson's substitute Nigerian winger kayod set the score at 6-2 in the 88th minute at 90 + 4.
Larry cayod, 25, is a Manchester City player. He won the top scorer in Austria in 2016-17 season (17 goals). Last summer, he was recruited by Manchester City from Vienna club by 3.5 million.
But on the day after the transfer contract came into effect, cayod, along with Douglas Louis, mafio, Alex Garcia and malos Moreno, was loaned by Manchester City to La Liga jerona, a subsidiary of the same city group.
It can be said that cayod was bought by Manchester City for jerona.
However, the five tigers of Manchester City failed to make jerona rise. Last season, they ranked third from bottom and fell back to Xib. The performance of the five tigers on loan is very average.
In the new season, midfield Douglas Luis is transferred to villa. Left winger malos Moreno is on loan to Brazilian flamenco. Back Alex Garcia full back Pablo mafio continues to follow jerona to play Spanish second.
Cayod has made 13 appearances in La Liga without goals and only two assists. Such a performance, let alone Manchester City, will be despised if he stays in jerona.
The new season originally wanted to loan him to French League One Caen. Basically, we have talked about it. I don't know where the wrong tendon is in Dun mine. I came to the door to name him for rent-seeking.
London mine is not short of money, Manchester City is happy to rent for one year at the price of 2.3 million, which is basically not much different from his German price.
Cayod couldn't play the main force in Dayton mine. He didn't expect to score a goal when he returned to the city stadium that day. He was very proud. His big step is a small step in Dayton mine.
After the game, melon scolded the street for half an hour in the dressing room. He didn't know that Manchester City lost the game and thought that Manchester City didn't get the first place in the group in advance.
Then there is today's Manchester derby. These bitches went too far and let Manchester United lead 1-0 in the 12th minute. Coupled with Mourinho's vicious tongue ridicule before the game, at the moment, above Guardiola's bald ladle, the depression condenses to drip.