Chapter 3620

Name:Golden Greenery Author:Zhuo Setong
The crazy hat tour finally stopped at 25 games and Stamford Bridge. Everyone, including Chelsea fans, is regretting, and bizhuoyang himself is also distressed.

Only a little short. Zhuo Yang scored twice in the game. In addition, a goal that was "wrongly judged" was invalid, a penalty was missed, a crossbar and a column.

No matter which fate crosses, the great hat journey continues.

Of course, it also includes the incredible pass before the end. After wearing the crotch zapacosta and shaking down Cantor with a fake action, Zhuo Yang in the waist line of the right restricted area, the football is just at the left foot.

After the game, many old strikers made a comeback through slow play. Shearer, Lineker, Henry and Drogba said they had a very ideal shooting angle at that moment and didn't understand why Zhuo Yang passed the ball.

Ronaldinho, ninya, Shevchenko and van Nistelrooy said that the opportunity is really good, but since Zhuo Yang chose to pass the ball, he must have his own reason. You laymen should not guess about the shooter, especially the shooter at Zhuo Yang level. We dare not guess.

Kaka said: "crazy you all? 25, but. A few months ago, who can believe that there will be 25? I am not so boring as you. I will fly to Manchester and Zhuoyang for two drinks. I just want to. The sauce is gone, and I am on the plane."

The inverted sentence handed down by the old card family is becoming more and more lovely.

As a result, people carefully analyzed other details of the game, and the referee Paul Tierney immediately became a street mouse.

In the first half, Zhuoyang knocked over azpiliqueta in the restricted area and shot successfully. As a result, he was sentenced to a foul first. At this time, out of regret, people always thought it was a reasonable collision. This is the Premier League, Mr Tierney, what do you think?

What happened in the 88th minute can't be washed. Several lens angle adjustments and even 3D simulation animation clearly show that azpiliqueta swept his left leg and kicked Zhuo Yang down, and didn't touch the football at all.

Mr. Tierney, come out for two steps?

Finally, Tierney had to admit that he misjudged and missed the set, but also emphasized the objective factors. He also grievanced that he was threatened with death from all over the world, not just China and Manchester.

The game penalty belongs to professional behavior. The rules do not allow in-service referees to admit their mistakes to the players alone. Therefore, the official of the Premier League referee committee apologized to Zhuo Yang.

Zhuo Yang said it didn't matter. Otherwise?

The sharp eyed man also found another detail in the camera: while Zhuo Yang sank his shoulders and made a fake movement towards the field, he shouted something in his mouth.

It's not difficult for spectators, but it's difficult for lip experts‘ I really don't understand English!’ Zhuo Yang said he "doesn't understand English"?

It is said that hearing is false and seeing is true, but at this moment, lip experts can't believe their eyes. In the face of such illogical interpretation, they want to get into the screen and listen to it with their own ears.

The reporter first found Kanter to verify the answer. "Mr. Cantor, what did Zhuo Yang shout when he got rid of you at the last minute of the game? Can you tell me?"

Cantor is a gentleman among the players. Especially when facing the camera, he will use serious words as much as possible. "Yes. Sir Zhuoyang said... I really don't understand English... Well, that's it."

"What does... Mean?"

"I think it means literally. He said he didn't understand English. Yes, that's what he called."

"... well, thank you, Mr. Cantor."

Cantor is a very polite person. "You're welcome. Um... F * * k U."

The reporter can only go to Zhuo Yang to find the ultimate answer.

"Mr. Zhuoyang,... I don't understand English. Is what Kanter said true?"

"Indeed."

"I'm curious. What does that mean?"

"That is to say, I don't understand English." Zhuoyang, who has a Manchester old John accent, is very calm.

Reporter: "..." at this moment, he had serious doubts about his motherland and mother tongue, and then doubted the authenticity of the world.

"Mr. Zhuo Yang... I don't understand."

"I said I really don't understand English." Zhuoyang was very serious, and then stopped guadiola passing by. "Brother, do you speak English?"

"No, I can't speak English." Old guasi smoothly connected: "what about you, brother, can you speak English?"

"I'm not a native. I don't know English."

"What a coincidence, I'm not local."

"Nice to meet you."

The two of them played with each other, and the poor reporter turned back to the church and confessed to the priest all day.

Regardless of regret, absurdity, anger, or relief, Zhuo Yang's great continuous hat trick has been fixed in 25 games, which has become history and a monument.

25 games, including 15 Premier League games, 5 Champions League games, 2 League Cups, 1 World Cup, 1 European Super Cup and 1 Community shield cup.

25 opponents, including a national team, 16 Premier League teams, a championship, a League one, a La Liga, a Bundesliga, a French and a Ukrainian super, of which Lyon and dunkuang were rotated twice.

25 games, 11 home games, 11 away games and 3 middle positions.

A total of 86 goals were scored in 25 games, including 56 in the Premier League, 15 in the Champions League, 3 in the world cup, 6 in the League Cup and 6 in other games.

Goal distribution: 45 at home, 32 away and 9 neutral. The average game is 3.44, scoring 10 goals at most in one game. At least don't ask. Asking is a fool.

Many individual items here are records one after another. Together, it is one of the greatest monuments in football history.

In addition to worshipping, people think of the exclamation they made when Zhuo Yanggang equalled the Guinness Book of records of four consecutive hat tricks in Zhongshan Yashi a few months ago. They found that it was so ridiculous.

There is no lack of smart people in the world. A reporter quickly discovered the secret that Zhuo Yang stopped at 25 games.

Last year, also during this period, Zhuo Yang achieved the record of "24 consecutive goals in a single season" in five major leagues. Originally, Zhuo Yang only pursued 25 games because it was more than the magic of last season.

What a wonderful idea. In fact, this year's 25th company has nothing to do with last year's 24th company. Zhuo Yang didn't associate with it. He stopped and simply felt tired.

However, when we look at the "24 company" last year, people burst out in amazement. It's ridiculous that they haven't seen the world.

Guardiola has obviously seen the world. He warned maliciously: "don't forget that there was a terrible 'Zhuoyang curse' in the 05-06 season more than ten years ago. Fortunately, the curse is sealed now, otherwise, hehe ~ ~"

All the coaches' hairs stood up.

In the distant 2005-06 season, Zhuo Yang performed a total of 17 hat tricks in various official competitions in madiburg. What is frightening is that after 17 games, 17 managers immediately leave class in situ, which is difficult to stay overnight. The reasons for being fired are different, but none of them are spared.

Among them, there are many famous coaches such as Coleman, Trapattoni, lannick, Magath and McLeish, which are known as "the curse of Zhuoyang on 05-06".

However, since his transfer to AC Milan, the curse has failed, which is what melon calls the seal. Otherwise, who can cover it for more than ten years? The football world is broken.

If the curse is still there, let's not say anything else. Now the 23 commanders of the '25 company', from Southgate Southgate to Uncle slag and bandit commander uncle Bo, all have a knife and fall. Loyalty and filial piety can't be satisfied. It's too much fun.

Guardiola's funeral is not too big. Sealed well, in the magnificent 25 company journey, only jokanovic and Mourinho were unlucky eggs.