Chapter 2017

Sergio Ramos doesn't understand. He thinks that all men in the world are the same. They are "smelly" men.

The ABCC11 gene on chromosome 16 of East Asians and Caucasians is different, which makes the sweat glands of East Asians stunted, so there is no sweat containing various unsaturated fatty acids that will be decomposed by bacteria to produce stench, as well as wet and yellow earwax.

The only advantage of this group of genes is that they make colostrum richer for lactating women. So in ancient times, the survival rate of newborn babies in the West was relatively high, and there was no grand "full moon" or "over 100 days" in China.

The odor of the fox, as China first called it, is the odor of the Hu people.

Southern Europeans are a little better. Only 80% of them will be "intoxicated by the warm wind". Northern Europe and the Americans will be miserable. More than 95% of them have their ancestral "murderous Qi". However, they are used to each other. Have you ever seen one skunk dislike the other?

The biggest bullshit in the movie is that James Bond sneaks into the enemy's laboratory after a fierce fight, and nobody can see him when he turns around. In fact, the strong pungent fragrance has nothing to hide from each other in one station. It's just mysterious to want to be silent.

the essence of Western inventions is to hide and neutralize the stench of the armpit. Like high heels, it has something to do with fashion and nobility at the very beginning. Old and old European rich people raise pigs. The upper part of the house lives in pigsty, and the lower part is pigsty. In order not to step on one foot of pig shit every day to go out, high-heeled shoes come into being.

Fortunately, the proportion of Western women in the sweat glands is lower than that of men, so Koko did not follow this tradition, otherwise it would be very sad. God always favors the mistress. God loves Kristen Josephine.

Zhuo Yang sometimes also stomach Fei: Chinese players in Europe always seem to be not gregarious, is not because can't stand so rich. Zhuo Yang himself has also adapted for a period of time before he can smell perfume and sweat and smell like a thing without substance.

The world is a global village. Now many Europeans know that the East Asians are "sweating all over", not just relying on the backflow of their armpits into a river. To say that they do not envy is false. But Sergio Ramos didn't know, so he was very confused.

Ramos has forgotten his real purpose of chatting up Zhuoyang. He just looks at Zhuoyang up and down. Think about the picture of two old men who are so affectionate to each other.

Until Ramos had to open Zhuoyang's arm and sniff his armpit, Zhuoyang laughed proudly and pulled him under his sprinkler head to cross the water again.

Suddenly, Ramos, who discovers the Ninth Wonder of the world, not only washes his head and intelligence, but also refreshes his knowledge. He turns the water to the maximum and washes it continuously, muttering to himself: "fuck me Fuck

Zhuoyang impatiently waits for him, wipes dry and says that he will leave first after a slow wash. Ramos, who has water in his head, wakes up from his trance and says: "Zhuoyang, do you have time? Let's have a meal together and have a talk. "

"OK, I'll wait for you. You pass the water slowly, don't worry, ha ha... "

fifteen minutes later, Zhuoyang and Ramos, dressed up, walked towards the parking lot together. Just now, in the dressing room, Ramos loudly introduced to Zhuoyang how attractive rosemary roasted oxtail and lotus fruit roasted pigeon were in salamansa restaurant on vel á zquez street, attracting people's attention. C Luo raised his ears.

Most of the parking lot is Audi, and Zhuoyang's Q7 is also among them.

Real Madrid! There is no sign of Audi on the colorful trademarks of the jerseys at all, but the official propaganda regards Audi as the designated car brand of the club. Audi has been happily giving cars to the players every year since 2003, one for the first team, every year.

Because Barcelona's seaside villa still needs to live, Zhuoyang didn't make a big move when he moved to Madrid. He just pulled away some bits and pieces, drove his famous konisek pink green flower to Madrid lafenka, where everything would be new.

There is only one car, and the pink running Cuihua is too windy. So when Audi gave the car at the beginning of this month, Zhuoyang chose the off-road Q7, which is also the choice of most Real Madrid players, as is the case with kakadetuhe's face. Turbocharged 3.0, market price 67000 euro, very good.

C. Luoze only selects the most expensive r8spyder every year. This year, it's the latest r8spyder with a price of 186000. It's absolutely a luxury run. Ramos asked for s5coupe this year, 86, 000.

Real Madrid players don't lack good cars. Every year, they turn their hands and give them to their families. Ronaldo is crammed into the garage and drives every day. Audi loves him to death. Zhuoyang has few cars and no one to send them to, so he plays on his own. It's not so eye-catching, but also lets Cuihua rest.

Ramos and Zhuoyang have known each other for a long time, but they haven't had a chance to make deep acquaintance. Zhuoyang came to Real Madrid nearly two months ago, Ramos has not invited him to dinner, not do not want to but for the time being has not round him.

Zhuoyang is probably the busiest man in Real Madrid. His schedule and rest time are almost accurate to every minute. If you want to invite him to dinner, you need to make an appointment half a month in advance. Ramos didn't make the first two trips, but it happened today, because Mourinho was in a bad mood, Real Madrid training ended a lot earlier than usual, Ramos tentatively invited, Zhuoyang was very tacit.In fact, in the Jianghu, many words don't need to be explained, and making a gesture has achieved the goal. When Zhuoyang and Ramos eat, they must be just gossiping. They will not plot any long-distance exchanges and close attacks.

In the sensitive period of Real Madrid's infighting, it's an attitude that they go out to eat together. Cristiano Ronaldo thinks, and Mourinho ponders.

Ramos went to his A8, which he chose when Audi gave him a car last year. "Zhuo Yang, I'll tell you about China. I think you're more and more amazing."

"Sergio, I have time to go to China later..."

Before Zhuoyang finished speaking, Ramos suddenly tilted his head, clapped his ears hard, and a big stream of water came out of it. It was amazing.

"Go on, Zhuoyang."

"I said, go to China for a holiday..."

Ramos tilted to the other side, and the same way, from the other side of the ear, there was a murmuring brook, gurgling --

"and then you said, how about going to China for a holiday?"

Zhuo Yang: "..." This guy's really in the head.

On this day, many Real Madrid people and many reporters waiting at the gate of baldbebasi sports city saw Ramos with wet hair and seemingly dripping water, driving his Audi A8 and Zhuoyang in the front passenger seat. They didn't even raise the window glass, so they left with ten points.

On this day, Sergio Ramos, a wise man who loves water, uses the antiperspirant of averoya.