Chapter 2936

Manchester City's "devil's Christmas schedule" has come to an end after playing Everton away. There is no official date demarcation line, just no longer a week double match, there is a week interval from the next game.

There is no lack of a double game in a week in other places, but the Premier League is obviously more intensive. Three games in ten days are basically normal, and one game a week is an individual phenomenon. Relaxation has a way, originally should be very common six sky break, at this time it looks like the whole summer vacation so long.

When people are free, they will miss their wives. Zhuo Yang wants to ask for leave again. Although he and Kou Kou have not been in Zurich for a few days, Zhuo Yang just thinks that he is particularly unpromising on this point.

In fact, I have to go with Kou Kou. The key is to stay with my daughter-in-law. His pores are comfortable. It feels like a drunkard can't stop drinking.

But this time, he was a little bit awkward.

City lost 2-4 to Everton and Guardiola, with a sullen face, cancelled his single break. All of them are strengthening their technical and tactical training at the base these days. Zhuo Yang as an old melon iron, but also a new team leader, always have to support and set an example.

The results fluctuated, not only guadiola was oppressed by public opinion, the player was Alexander, but also there were old scores in the media.

Against Everton, the average age of Manchester City's starting lineup was 29.5 years old. I don't know, but I'm scared. The so-called "nursing home" AC Milan didn't go too far.

Local tyrants, where are the young people?

The media counted city with their fingers. Over the past five and a half years since the summer of 2011, blue moon has spent 570 million pounds on 43 first-line players.

But now looking back, 41 of them are not successful. Aguero is worth the money at least. The only one that can be regarded as the club's great success is Zhuo Yang, and he is still of zero worth.

Mansour's Abu Dhabi consortium joined Manchester City at the end of 2008 and started to attract targeted aid for several years. The real crazy money burning started in the summer after the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Silva, Toure, Balotelli, Milner, Kolarov, Joe Hart, and later Aguero, the skeleton of Manchester City's two Premier League champions was actually built before 2011.

However, in the next five and a half years, 570 million have been thrown into the team, which is still one of the oldest teams in the Premier League on average.

In addition to Zhuoyang and Aguero, the media have criticized each other. 54 million debrourne, 49 million Stirling, 31.7 million Otamendi, 47.5 million stone, 20 million Bravo, 26 million Condor, 40 million Feiniao

Everyone was careful to listen to Guardiola's roar in the base, for fear that they would not grow eyes and become rafters.

In this case, how can Zhuo Yang just open his mouth and ask for leave? Whatever you do, you have to make up a good sounding reason.

But the Irishman Ireland came to Manchester City training base to visit the old, learned his story, Zhuoyang was stunned to give up the idea of making up reasons to ask for leave.

He was an Irishman, and his surname was indeed Ireland. His brother, a year younger than Zhuoyang, had the same surname as his country, and his name was Stephen Ireland.

It's not surprising that the British have a surname of 'English', Scotland of Scotland, Dutchman of 'Netherland', American of 'America', and South Korea of 'Han'. However, it seems that there is no Japanese surname in Japan

The Portuguese midfield Bruno Zina, who played for Mallorca in La Liga, is "China". Now there is a 25-year-old left back named Fabio China in the club of Portuguese Super Mario Dimo. They are a bit confusing.

Stephen Ireland came from Manchester City youth training and joined the first team at the age of 18 in 2004. At that time, Manchester City was still a famous team in the Premier League, and the young Ireland became the main force of the team with its clever footwork and excellent technology.

In the former Mansour era of Manchester City, that is, Sun Jihai's years, Ireland was the core of the team's midfield, and he only moved to Aston Villa in 2010.

However, he has not had a good time in recent years. He has been travelling around villa and Newcastle, and now in Stoke City, he has also mixed very well, and the quality of the sidelines of the bench is not very good. And his life is also a mess, the appearance of bright luxury house is actually chaotic like a dog's nest.

Ireland's return to his mother's home this time is because his professional contract will expire this summer and Stoke City has no intention to renew his contract. He is not so arrogant that he wants to go back to the blue moon now. Instead, he plans to retire and ask in advance whether he can monitor the work of a echelon assistant coach.

Zhuoyang doesn't know this guy, but because the years are not very long, city still have kompani and sabaretta who are familiar with Ireland. Two old gossip men say hello to their old teammates and turn around to chew the gossip tongue for Zhuo Yang.

Ireland chose to join the Irish national team at the age of 19. At that time, the England national team, which also lacked skills in the five elements, was still beating his chest for a long time.Ireland scored 4 goals in the first six games of the national team, which is obviously not an ordinary person. However, all his international experience is only 4 goals in six games.

In September 2007, Ireland received a phone call from his girlfriend Jessica before Ireland's home game against Czech Republic in the European Championship qualifier.

With tears streaming down his face, he found coach Steve Staunton and reported the bad news: "my grandmother died, boss. Since I was five years old, my grandmother has fed me a handful of excrement and urine. She is the most important person in my life. I Woo ~ ~ "

coach Staunton, who was not 40 years old at that time, was also a man of love, and immediately gave Ireland a warm hug.

"Silly child, nothing in the world is more important than relatives. Don't worry about the team, go back and remember, we're all with you. Be strong, silly boy. "

Coach Staunton is very righteous, and after reporting to the Irish Football General Manager, he also asked for a private plane in the name of the team to send Ireland home.

After landing, Ireland called city manager Eriksson and asked for a week's leave in tears because he was so sad that he had to arrange a funeral and do his last filial piety. As a result, the whole city will be with you, silly boy. Go on your way. Remember that Sun Jihai has already returned home at that time, or he may want to send some wreaths to the country. They have a good relationship.

The Irish Football Association was so righteous that it immediately issued an obituary in the media to mourn for her grandmother, Patricia talon. Your grandmother is our grandmother.

The only problem is that Granny Talon in Ireland is still alive. The old man's body is so strong that she can't do square dance with young people. Granny Talon also saw the obituary in the newspaper. She was so angry that she almost didn't really pass away. She scolded the football association by phone.

Ireland tearful, leisurely explained: you heard wrong, not grandma, grandmother. I've been pooped by my grandmother since I was five years old

English speaking countries are not so particular about Chinese. Grandma and grandma are called "grandmother".

The Irish Football Association knew it had made a big own dragon, so it quickly removed the wrong obituary and replaced it with a new one, mourning for grandma Brenda chichina. Your grandmother is our grandmother

Granny chichina is also alive. She dances in the square, reads newspapers, and swears.

Come on, silly boy. Can you explain what's going on here?

Ireland wiped off her tears, swallowed her saliva and said calmly, "I'm sorry, I didn't make it clear.". My grandfather and grandma divorced. The one who didn't die was my grandfather's second wife, my stepgrandmother. She was also a grandmother, right? Since I was five years old, my stepgrandmother has been a handful of excrement and urine

The Irish Football Association newspaper was not really stupid. Before changing the obituary again, they sent people to do an investigation. It was found that stepgrandmother Mary McCarthy was also living well, dancing square all day long.

The FA, the national team, the Staunton coach, the Irish people.

Ireland, who had never been to school, wrote a five page apology letter and failed to make angry people forgive him. He never got a call from the national team. What a silly boy he is

It is said that the real reason why Ireland asked for leave was that his girlfriend Jessica had miscarriage. In fact, if he wants to be honest, maybe he can be invited down to take care of his family. This reason is quite political in Europe.

But it's divided into people. Xabi Alonso was in Liverpool when the team was going to play in the Champions League. His wife was about to give birth. He was the first child of Longo and his wife. As a result, Benitez refused to give him a holiday. Longo was forced to leave with a straight face. He never talked to Benitez again and moved to Real Madrid next year.

Professional players in order to ask for leave, the mouth of a sea of bullshit, all kinds of strange reasons, but the death of their relatives, and ultimately the future of their own country, Ireland can be called the first person in history.

In 2004, Valencia Mali midfield Sissoko played in Africa after the world cup preliminaries, called coach Ranieri to ask for a week off and said there was still a very important friendly for the national team.

When he came back, Sissoko told Ranieri in a vivid and vivid way how he was able to force in the game, free kick, full moon cutlass. Ranieri just looked at him quietly and pretended to be forced, then said without expression: "your national team leader called me and said that you had disappeared a week ago."

Sissoko:

after hearing the story of Ireland, Zhuo Yang smacked his tongue and arranged his relatives. Such people should be killed on the spot.

So when the dead milk maniac came to greet him humbly, Zhuoyang shook his face and didn't look at him. I went back to CEO Ferran Soriano and asked him to refuse Ireland as the youth training coach, so as not to teach children badly.

Zhuoyang was a man of integrity. He looked down on Stephen Ireland, who was full of lies in order to ask for leave. He was full of disdain for lying in circles. He vowed that he would not mingle with such scum, so it was very difficult for him to give up the leave and train honestly with the whole team.Asking for leave is a language art. It pays attention to speaking, learning and singing.

Zhuo Yang is a man of integrity.