Chapter 3264

Happy New Year... Fart! Guardiola is dying of worry.

In the extremely fierce competition schedule, kompani injury, rezus injury, debrao internal injury, the three lines are neat.

Last year, that is, two days before the game with Crystal Palace, Gesus and Tintin left injured. After the game diagnosis, rezus left knee because of excessive valgus, resulting in knee ligament strain, need to rest for two months.

Ding Ding's condition is a little better. He just has a bruise on his shoulder after falling down and a slight concussion. He should be alive and kicking in a month.

David Silva is still taking care of his family. When he called to ask if he would like to come back to Qinwang, Guardiola clenched his teeth and said, "forget it.".

Mendi is not expected this season, stone is not so sharp, the embarrassment of the staff is still in the back line, but in the middle and front.

Watford, the opponent in the 22nd round, should not be a strong team. In the fifth round, he lost a shocking 0-7 at home.

But after half a season of absentminded Marco Silva's training, the Premier League Hornets finished 21 rounds and ranked 10th, much higher than Newcastle and Crystal Palace, which Manchester City narrowly won before.

Guardiola can only continue to make Feiniao a guest star and form a "double short" centre back combination with Otamendi, which is about Delf and Walker.

Don't let me start even if it's all like this? Mangala is not happy on the bench and Guardiola knows he is.

There is no doubt that the midfield is swayed by jingduo'an and assisted by Debbie Xi. Two days ago, the performance of B seat was very mediocre. Today, Lao Gua let sane come to the iron triangle to test the water.

Two days ago, Zhuoyang and Stirling, who came on as substitutes, started today. With Aguero in addition, Trident is still quite wow.

After the new year, Stirling had a new brain. We have to start with Aguero.

On the evening of new year's Eve, the media photographed Aguero, a single dog, and a Latino woman outside a hotel in Manchester, and the two walked out of the hotel together the second morning. In the imagination of the media, in the middle of a night and a morning, ten thousand words are omitted here.

It's nothing. Aguero is a bachelor, and it's no one's turn to gossip. But what's striking is that the woman looks quite old.

It's normal to be old. It's very popular in football these years to have brother-in-law relationship and forget to make friends. But the sisters are very fat, almost as strong as two agueros, which makes them very greasy.

British paparazzi can do anything. The media quickly found out the details of fat sister in one day. However, the fat sister and Aguero themselves denied the scandal, saying they were just ordinary friends.

As long as death does not admit, it is pure friendship.

It doesn't matter. It's the interest of 38 years old and 90 kg that matters.

In the dressing room, the teammates asked Aguero's feelings and reading comprehension excitedly. Looking at ah Kun's appearance, even Zhuo Yang was out of breath with a smile.

Like you don't admit it. It's boring to admit it.

In laughter, Stirling fell into meditation, and then he coldly asked Aguero a soul question.

"Brother Kun, 38 years old, 90 kg,... Why don't you change into two 19-year-old, 45 kg girls?"

The dressing room was suddenly bombed by a bomb, and many people fell into the seat.

Aguero is stupid. He doesn't know where to start a dialogue with Stirling.

At this time, Xueba appeared, and Debbie stood up with his chair.

At that time, there was a study atmosphere in madiburg, and everyone was proud to study and get a degree. Debbie also signed up for business management correspondence classes, early mixed a bachelor's degree.

In England, where there is a general lack of knowledge and skills, Professor Zhuoyang also mentioned that derbyshi is quite a bully.

Debbie said, "maggot, you are wrong. According to the conservation of energy and mass, a 38 year old woman of 90 kg is not a replacement for two 19-year-old girls of 45 kg. "

Sterling looked at derbyshi in bewilderment, with three black question marks on his forehead. 38, 19, 90, 45. Just now, he secretly pressed them with his mobile phone calculator. He asked after he was sure they were right.

"You see, a 38 year old woman with 90 kg should be equal to two 38 year old women with 45 kg if she changes her weight first."

"Another age, one 38 for two 19. In other words, a 38 year old woman with 90 kg can replace four 19-year-old women with 45 kg. "

The dressing room was filled with exclamations, and everyone could not help worshiping Zhen, impropriety, Xueba and Debbie.

There are a lot of people who don't understand, but an old fat man can replace four skinny men. Stirling understands, but he can't believe how cheap it is.

"Daddy, is Matthew right?"

Zhuo Yang nodded with a smile: "yes, that's right. The calculation is very simple, and only compulsory education is not wrong. "

"What is compulsory education... Brother Kun, I fucked you, four girls a night..."

Stirling's excited eyes flashed with extremely lewd light, which showed that he was really happy for Aguero.

Aguero wants to die, to blow himself up in the dressing room and die with these rotten people. At the same time, he felt deeply sorry for Ms. olena Montes, the business consultant. Watford people don't understand why city players are smiling and happy today. Is it because of the new year? Has Manchester City paid its year-end bonus? Stirling not only has a big brain and a deep soul, but also plays football well. In Zhuo Yang's opinion, his technique is difficult to save, but his running position has improved obviously. At the beginning of the first attack, the midfield of jingduo'an took the ball and split it obliquely. Debbie's turn was the rib plug. Zhuoyang goes down, takes the ball out, dodges Dutch full back Daryl youngmart and goes down. be observant and alert. But it doesn't work if you can see the road. You have to have your own talent on the road. The pass from the bottom of the line swept in front of the goal, passing the toes of youngmart, Mora wager and cabasele, as well as goalkeeper Sergio Gomez. Football came to the back door post, suddenly out of Stirling's foot a poke, 1:0. In 38 seconds, sterling scored the fastest goal in the Premier League this season. In the process of scoring, the most coquettish is undoubtedly Zhuo Yang's breakthrough and evil pass, and it's true to reward for meritorious service. But the evil spirit of Stirling is also very important, only he can appear in the defense completely unexpected place, it shows the problem. Ordinary fans will be intoxicated with Zhuo Yang's performance when they watch the live or live broadcast. Coaches and experts will also see the wonderful performance of Stirling. He is not as simple as opening his mouth to pick up the cake. First of all, we should believe that Zhuo Yang can predict his running route, see it and pass it out. Sterling clearly believed in Zhuoyang“ Yes, now I know how to play football with my brain Praise from Zhuo Yang. Guess what Stirling said“ Four, four! Four 19-year-old 45 kilogram girls, I'm excited when I think about it. " He's not playing with his brain, he's playing with his soul.