Chapter 3317

Perry keechin, 26, is a good defensive back, but has never been in the U.S. national team and is now playing for the major league Los Angeles Galaxy.

His ancestors were German immigrants, but keechin was born and raised in the United States.

His surname is Jiqin. Kitchen means "kitchen". Maybe his ancestor was a cook.

Keqin doesn't have "Kevin" in his name. No one in his family has "Kevin" in his name. Even no one he knows in the community or in the team.

In a word, keechin is a professional player who can't play with Kevin.

But suddenly one day, keechin was called "Kevin." it doesn't matter whether he wants to or doesn't agree. It has to be "Kevin.".

The reason is that at the half-time of that day's game, Los Angeles Galaxy away and Houston Dynamo temporarily played 1-1, Galaxy showed some weakness.

"We're going to strengthen the interception, just like Kevin," the man roared

The team-mates were scared by this tall and irascible guy, but the problem is that there is no one named 'Kevin' in the team.

Someone plucked up the courage and asked him, "who... Is Kevin?"

The man pointed to Perry keechin, like a piece of Texas fried chicken.

"He, Kevin."

Keechin looked around, looked in the mirror in the cupboard, determined that he was still Perry keechin, and said to the man, "I'm Perry keechin. Yes, it's me. You can call me Perry or little kee."

"OK, Kevin."

"... no, I mean..."

"I see, Kevin."

"... my father also calls me little Pepe, if you like..."

"Sit down, Kevin."

Jiqin

From this half-time break, Perry keechin, who had nothing to do with Kevin, was called Kevin. It spread to the outside of the team, to the community, and to his death.

That person is so confident, and so confident that no one can question him, just like God.

Christopher Richard Pontius, 31, is also a Los Angeles Galaxy player and a backup winger for the U.S. national team. He doesn't have to be Kevin.

Many years later, Pontius still remembers the man's first day in the team. Coach Schmidt asked him to introduce himself to his teammates, although everyone knows him.

"Do you believe in God?" The man asked with bright eyes.

Everyone was confused and didn't know his way at all, but out of politeness, a few people hesitated to answer.

"Yes."

"Good." The man said, "then you can trust me."

For the first time, Pontius heard crows flying in the room. He also knew for the first time that "black lines on his forehead" was not a literary description, but a real existence.

It turned out that he said he was God, and it was true.

God came to the Galaxy after the first appearance, is the Los Angeles Derby, opponents called Los Angeles FC.

In the game, galaxy was 2-3 down, God came on as a substitute in the 71st minute, and then scored two goals to make the team win 4-3.

In particular, the 40 meter long drop shot scored in the full court stoppage time was later hailed as "the best goal in the history of major leagues.".

And God said, it's just his routine operation. He fired at such a long distance because he was tired and didn't want to run any more.

In fact, we all know that he is not the most outstanding one in football, the top three or even the top five, but he is indeed the closest person to God in football.

But the amount of God's savings has always been a mystery.

When I first came here, there was a time when the team didn't play well - LA Galaxy was not a strong team in the league, it always did not play well. When the man lectured, he said, "why am I here? I have more than $100 million in my bank account. I'm here. I don't want to make money. I just want to win

Teammates heart said: I fuck, really rich.

The salary level of Major League clubs in the United States is not as good as that of the five major leagues in Europe, and there is a "salary cap" regulation. Therefore, when a star player in the team takes away the big head, the income level of other people is actually the income level of the white-collar working class.

In the middle of the season, once the team didn't play well, the man roared again: "are we here to play? Or a fuckin 'holiday? If you come on holiday, no problem. I have 200 million dollars in my bank. I can have a good time. "

The team-mates were shocked: how quickly did they earn another 100 million?

Towards the end of the season, there was a time when the team played well and the man scored. When everyone complimented him, the man said again.

"Well, it's normal for a 37 year old man with $300 million in the bank."

As a result, team-mates will know that God's mouth will also take the skin to hit the plane, will also speak unreliable.

But whether it's 120 million or 300 million, it's definitely not bad money, and it's definitely not going to pay attention to a mere $500.

However, not necessarily.

Pontius is not a professional player, but he is a winger with good efficiency. On that day, when he scored his 50th goal in his career, his teammates congratulated him.

If you put 50 goals in the top killers of European football, you are not qualified to mention it. Killers are afraid to score 50 goals in one season.

However, Pontius is a medium-sized winger with the characteristics of edge and avant-garde, and he only started playing in the professional league at the age of 22. He can barely say that he can score 50 goals. What's more, the congratulations of the team-mates are basically in response to the situation. Football is not only about fighting and killing, but also about the world.

Only the man turned his mouth.

"50 balls? What is this? Believe it or not, Chris, when I leave LA Galaxy, I can score more goals than you

Pontius doesn't believe it, because the man is 37 years old and has a lot of injuries. He always takes a rest and his teammates don't believe it. God was angry: "I'll bet you 1000 yuan. If you lose, just take out 500 yuan. Dare you? If you dare, gamble and die. "

This time, Pontius took the bet.

A year and a half later, Pontius retired because of injury, and that man's goal count really surpassed him.

If you want to lose, Pontius takes $500 to come to the door. The man is playing "night of the fortress" with his son.

He took the money and handed it to his son: "take it and buy all the game cards. Don't be too little."

Pontius was shocked again. He didn't expect that a hundred and twenty-three million people would really take him 500 yuan. Then I took it, but I didn't donate money to charities like other public figures. Instead, I spent it directly.

The man said, "Chris, I'm going to spend your money because I'm so cool."

The man's name is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Big gold left Europe for LA Galaxy in March 2018 because Manchester United were eliminated by Sevilla in the last 16 of the 2017-18 Champions League.

Manchester United drew 0-0 at the pisjuan stadium three weeks ago. At Old Trafford in March, Sevilla made a 2-1 counterattack against Manchester United with a 70 minute substitute from French striker visan benderderme.

The head coach of Sevilla is Montella.

Ibrahimovic is disappointed, he is 37 years old, a Champions League trophy is his biggest desire in the football world, but he always swam around with it.

Coming to Manchester United is another and last effort for him.

Big gold chain can't figure out why some people take the Champions League big ear cup and the treble to where they go, but they are surrounded by trophies.

Am I God or a ghost on the night road?

This shows that Ibrahimovic is out of mind for the Champions League. His regrets spread all over the Atlantic Ocean.