Chapter 1637

The person Yuan Zhou was waiting for didn’t come for the whole day. The next day, Wu Hai had just finished his breakfast and ran home excitedly. The moment he arrived at the door, he was stopped.

“Brother Wu Hai, you can’t feed too much meat like this anymore. It’s not good for the cat to be too fat.” The devilish brat said.

This was not the first time that the devilish brat had reminded Wu Hai. However, Wu Hai was a cat slave. He would give his cat master whatever he wanted to eat without considering the health of his cat master.

As a result, a one-year-old meaty cat was bigger than an orange cat of the same age. In addition, meaty had black and white fur, so at first glance, one would think that it was a round red panda.

“Don’t worry, there’s no problem. I’ve been urging meaty to lose weight recently. ” Wu Hai said.

“Lose weight?” The devilish brat looked at Wu Hai suspiciously and asked,””How Do I Lose Weight?”

“Run two more miles every day while dragging the meat.” Wu Hai said proudly.

“Brother Wu Hai, on average, a cat can move 1.9 miles a day,” the devilish brat said after being silent for a while.

Miles was a federal unit, and 1.9 miles was about 3.05 kilometers. This meant that the daily exercise was not even as much as the average cat’s basic walk. How could they lose weight?

“Where did you hear such rumors?” Wu Hai didn’t believe him.

“Last summer, BBC TV and the largest Veterinary College in the United Kingdom, RPC, collaborated on a show. They installed GPS for ten cats, and the data of 1.9 miles was obtained from this show,” the brat said.

“…” Wu Hai took a look at the devilish brat who was much shorter than him and asked,””Why are you looking at these things? is it gray wolf who can’t hold the knife anymore, or is Big Bear and second bear ugly?”

“Brother Wu Hai, don’t change the topic. For the sake of meaty’s health, you must control your diet,” The devilish brat said.

“Um. I’ll ask Zheng Jiawei to help me take care of it for a few days.” Wu Hai said.

The devilish brat obviously knew Zheng Jiawei,”Uncle Jiawei owns a cat?”

“Why not? even I’m being raised well. It’s a meaty cat, so how can it be harder to raise it than me?” Wu Hai said indifferently.

“Strictly speaking, yes. Lots of meat is much more obedient than brother Wu Hai.” The devilish brat nodded his head.

“Here, brother Wu Hai, I brought you some dried fruits,” The devilish brat said.

Wu Hai received it without any hesitation. Apart from the food in Yuan Zhou’s restaurant, the only thing he ate was dried fruits. Well … Yuan Zhou’s restaurant didn’t sell dried fruits for the time being.

“Are you going to take a photo of lots of meat today?” Wu Hai took a glance at the Patrice hanging on the chest of the devilish brat.

“Of course. I’m here today to take a photo of lots of meat.” The devilish brat said.

Wu Hai called meaty lots and dried fish over. The devilish brat then started to take pictures with the sound of “ka Cha ka Cha”.

Recently, he had a lot of homework, but the more homework he had, the more wild his father would be. Every time, he would cultivate until midnight.

Of course, although the brat’s mathematics was very bad, he was the representative of the Chinese class. His Chinese results were excellent, so the brat’s status in the class was quite high. The reason was simple: their form teacher was the Chinese teacher.

“Done, done.” The devilish brat was very satisfied as he put away his phone.

“Why are you taking so many chubby photos?” Wu Hai asked curiously. Almost every other week, the devilish brat would come here to take more than a dozen photos.

“Of course I’m selling it,” the devilish brat said matter-of-factly.

“Ha? How much can this be sold for?” Wu Hai asked.

” 30 yuan each.” The devilish brat replied.

” 30 yuan for a stand photo?” This was somewhat Beyond the Black Beast’s expectations. Although meaty was very cute, it was just an ordinary black and white patterned tabby cat and not precious.

Moreover, eaves Wu was a world-famous artist and knew many world-class photographers. They had also talked about the naughty child’s shooting angle, so this photo indeed had a certain appreciation ability.

The dozen or so photos taken by li de just now were just random photos without any technical content.

“That’s right. The value of an item actually depends on its pure value and connotation. The cost of a photo is about 2.50 yuan. Of course, it’s not worth that much in pure value. Just like your paintings, brother Wu Hai, they can be sold for millions or even tens of millions, but the cost of the canvas and pigments is far from that. ” The devilish brat said.

“So what really makes things valuable is the intrinsic value.” The devilish brat spoke frankly and with assurance,”there’s an external Endowment and artistic Endowment for inner value. Brother Wu Hai’s painting is so valuable that it belongs to the category of artistic Endowment. This is the most private one. It can’t be done without solid proof. My photo is an external Endowment.”

“My Chinese results are not bad. I think it’s because I read a lot of books and I secretly revise at night. But in school, I tell my classmates that I never revise.”

The devilish brat spoke very calmly, and continued,”I even said that not only did I not revise, but I also said that I played games every day. Then, my classmates would ask why my Chinese grades were still so good.”

“Here comes the key. My answer is, please bless meaty. Meaty is the modern koi fish.” “As long as you buy a photo, you can get a blessing,” the devilish brat said.

“There’s actually someone who believes it?” Anyway, he wouldn’t believe it if it was Wu Hai.

“Of course I won’t believe you. The current generation after 2000 isn’t stupid. My words are just an excuse to lure out the photos.” “But if it’s useful, more people will believe it,” the devilish brat said.

“How can a koi fish be useful?” Wu Hai’s current expression was almost the same as ERHA ‘s. ERHA just had a look of “You’re f * cking kidding me.

“At first, the 50 photos were free and given to those with average grades for free. This part was to nurture the market and tell them that meaty will bless them so that they can put the photos in their stationery bags.”

“I’ve calculated that a student with average grades, with two exams as the base probability, has a 27.9% chance of suddenly doing well. In the base market of 50 students, excluding the small probability of deviation, there should be at least two to six people who do well on average.” The devilish brat said,”then, the external value of the carnivorous koi will be developed. More and more people will believe in it. This is called a virtuous cycle.”

“This is the same logic as those online who repost and have good luck, and then many people leave comments to wish for it. In a situation where the base number is large, there will definitely be people who have good luck and then think that the good luck is brought by the koi fish. In fact, good luck will come regardless of whether or not it is reposted.”

“But most people will think that it’s the benefit of repost, because it’s too much of a coincidence. This is the famous Lancelot probability effect. I’ve been selling a lot of photos for almost half a semester, and countless friends have praised my photos and even invited me to dinner. But I’m a good-hearted businessman, and none of them have agreed to go to dinner.”

The devilish brat even complimented himself as he spoke. That was what he called a righteous statement.

“Actually, I think the photos are still useful. At least they can give the user confidence. Anyway, I have a good conscience.” The devilish brat said seriously.

A good six years of primary school compulsory education had been turned into a business game by the naughty children.

As a science invalid, Wu Hai was confused when he heard that. Then, he looked at the disobedient child and asked,””Didn’t you say you failed in math?”

“But this is about making money. When it comes to making money, mathematics is not mathematics.” The devilish brat said matter-of-factly.

“What’s that?” Wu Hai asked subconsciously.

“I’m counting money. ” The devilish brat said.

“Oh, then I’ll probably be bad at math for the rest of my life.” Wu Hai said after hearing that.

This time, it was the brat’s turn to be curious. He asked,””Why?”

“Because I’m rich, very rich, extremely rich.” Wu Hai said naturally.

“…” The devilish brat fell silent, then silently left with his photo.

When he passed by Yuan Zhou’s restaurant, he was stopped by Yuan Zhou.

“Uncle Yuan Zhou, why are you looking for me?” The devilish brat asked as he bounced around.

“I have a question I would like to ask.” Yuan Zhou took out his phone and pointed at the screenshot,””Do you think that’s possible? if it’s possible, in what form would it exist?”

“Let me see.” The devilish brat looked at the phone and then stared at the screenshot for a long time without saying a word.

The key point was that he looked at the naughty child’s manner and wasn’t thinking. Yuan Zhou then asked,””What’s wrong? Did you not understand my question?”

“I understand the question, but I don’t understand this.” The devilish brat said.

Yuan Zhou patted his head. He had forgotten that the naughty kid in primary school didn’t know classical Chinese. He apologized first and then translated the meaning to the naughty kid.

“It’s completely possible. And if it’s just a theoretical method, I can think of two,”the devilish brat immediately said.

“!!””Which two?” Yuan Zhou asked after a pause.

“Weren’t there many traps in ancient times? Maybe there’s something special about the bowl, and the ingredients are hidden in the bowl. Maybe the perfume is just a cover, and the switch was turned on when I took it and handed it over. ” The devilish brat said.

Yuan Zhou nodded his head. This method was actually similar to what master tan kuohai had said. The only difference was that one of them had to make some changes in the technique while the other had to make some changes in the vessel.

“What about the second one?” Yuan Zhou asked.

The devilish brat scratched his head and said,”it’s because I don’t know how to cook either. I don’t know if I’m right about the second type. This type of food tastes terrible without real perfume. It’s delicious when it’s added. Actually, there’s a lot of room for manipulation. There are two factors …”

“Wait, two factors?” “Isn’t the real perfume the only factor?”Yuan Zhou frowned.

“No. If the real perfume is the only factor that’s amazing, then it’s only one factor. But uncle Yuan Zhou, what you told me just now is that the process is amazing. It’s delicious but not disgusting. That means the real perfume and the noodles are both factors. The noodles are also one of the props that make up the whole amazing process.” The devilish brat explained, and then, afraid that he wouldn’t be able to explain clearly, he even used his hands to draw.

Yuan Zhou was dumbfounded. He muttered to himself,”what’s amazing isn’t the real perfume. What’s amazing is the real perfume and the noodles. The noodles are also the props that form this link.”

As if he had broken through this layer of window paper, Yuan Zhou instantly felt that he had understood.

Thinking about it, it would be very difficult to write an article on the real perfume, but if the noodles were part of it, then it would be no problem at all.

This was taking advantage of the blind spot of people’s thinking. The more Yuan Zhou thought about it, the more he felt this was the case. Moreover, he had already had a general idea in his heart.

“What’s wrong, uncle Yuan Zhou? Did I say anything wrong?” The devilish brat asked.

“There’s nothing wrong. It’s very right, and very good. ” Yuan Zhou said,”thank you for helping me solve this big problem. In order to express my gratitude, What do you like to eat? my treat.”

“Eh? There’s such a good thing?” The devilish brat was drooling. He then asked,”Anything is fine?”

“Anything is fine.” Yuan Zhou nodded his head solemnly.

“Then I’ll tell uncle Yuan Zhou when I’ve made up my mind.” After the devilish brat finished speaking, he skipped away. It seemed like there was a TV program that was about to start, and he had to hurry.

Although Yuan Zhou wanted to try another kind of real perfume right away, it was time to prepare the ingredients for lunch.

After the lunch business time ended, Wu Hai came again to have something to discuss with him. Immediately after that, the observation group came. He didn’t have time at all.

The only thing that made Yuan Zhou happy while he was busy was that Yin ya came to drink the red wine.

When they were drinking red wine, they had another round of dog food. It was a very bloody scene!

However, Happy Days always passed quickly. Soon, Yin ya finished the red wine and was going to go back to the company to continue her work.

“Alright, it’s getting late. I’ll be leaving first.” Yin ya stood up. Yuan Zhou immediately came over and put on her coat.

“Thanks.” Yin ya said.

“There’s no need to thank me. ” Yuan Zhou lowered his head and looked at Yin ya seriously.

“Well, you don’t have to send me today. I know you have something to do.” Yin ya nodded her head and then said.

“Alright, be careful on the road.” Yuan Zhou thought for a while and then nodded his head.

“I know. Go do your work. I’ll watch you.” Yin ya said.

“Be careful on the road.” Yuan Zhou turned around and looked at Yin ya again before he walked to the front yard.

Usually, it was Yuan Zhou who watched Yin ya leave after she finished the red wine. But now, there was an urgent matter waiting for him in Yuan Zhou’s restaurant. Therefore, he could only let Yin ya watch him leave.

On the other side, Yin ya watched Yuan Zhou walk out of the backyard. Then, she turned around, opened the door and left.

Because she had drunk some red wine, she felt a little hot and her face was slightly red even though she was not drunk. Therefore, Yin ya walked slowly.

However, when she walked to the end of the alley and prepared to turn around, she heard a “bang” sound. Something hit her legs directly. Yin ya couldn’t help but tilt her body and then took a step back to stabilize herself.

“It hurts.” A small voice sounded from the ground. Yin ya lowered her head to take a look.

A little girl with a ponytail was sitting on the ground, wearing a clean and simple mask. She was rubbing her knees with her head lowered.

“I’m sorry. ” Yin ya immediately apologized.

However, this apology seemed to have woken the little girl up. She immediately raised her head and began to apologize. “I’m sorry, sister. I’m sorry, sister. I didn’t do it on purpose. I’m sorry …”

“It’s fine, it’s fine. I wasn’t looking where I was going. ” Yin ya shook her head. At the same time, she subconsciously wanted to reach out her hand to help the little girl up.

“No, I’m sorry.” The little girl dodged away from Yin ya’s hand almost immediately and shook her head to apologize at the same time.

“Ah, it’s fine. I’m also responsible for this. I didn’t pay attention to the road.” Yin ya was slightly stunned, but she still said gently.

“No, no, no. I was in a hurry. I’m sorry, sister. I’m really sorry.” The little girl’s exposed eyes were a little red, and she said very embarrassedly.

“It’s fine. Can I see if you’re injured? Do you need to go to the hospital?” Yin ya took a step back without leaving a trace and then squatted down to ask.

“No, no, I’m not injured, I’m not bleeding.” The little girl released her hands from her knees and said seriously.

“That’s good. It’s just a big red patch. Do you want to go and buy some medicine to apply it?” Yin ya looked at the little girl’s kneecaps under her skirt seriously and then said gently.

“It’s fine. Thank you, sister. ” The little girl lowered her head and said in a low voice.

“Is there anything I can help you with?” Yin ya said.

“No, no. I’m sorry, sister. I bumped into you.” The little girl was still brooding over the matter of bumping into Yin ya and thus continued to apologize.

Yin ya felt a little helpless. When she was about to say something again, broth suddenly ran over quickly.

“Broth?” Yin ya called him subconsciously. Broth looked at Yin ya with respect and then started to circle around the little girl.

“Woof, Woof, Woof~” broth’s moans were long and soft. It sounded like it was trying to act coquettishly and also to comfort him.

This made the little girl who had her head lowered feel better. She started to raise her head and looked at broth with her black grape-like eyes. She was no longer so panicked.

When broth saw the little girl raise her head, it circled around the little girl even more happily. The little girl couldn’t help but smile when it wagged its tongue and ears.

Yin ya, on the other hand, had been quiet since broth arrived. Seeing the little girl smile, she said,”It seems that you two know each other. This is broth, and it knows me too. So, I’m not a bad person. Can I take you to buy some ointment?”

Yin ya said with a gentle voice and looked at the little girl with a gentle attitude.

The little girl raised her head and took a look at Yin ya. However, she still quickly got up, grabbed the backpack beside her and said loudly, “I’m fine. I don’t need the ointment. Thank you, sister. I’m sorry, sister.”

After saying that, he ran away without even saying goodbye to broth.

That’s right, this little girl was the one who would come here from time to time to pick up bottles and loved the broth.

Seeing the girl running away quickly, Yin ya didn’t chase after her, nor did she dare to. She was afraid that the little girl would be even more frightened and panicking. She could only stand there and think with a frown.

“What’s wrong?” At that time, Yuan Zhou’s voice sounded from behind Yin ya.

“Why did you come out?” Yin ya turned around and asked Yuan Zhou.

“I heard broth’s voice and saw you still here when I came out. Why are your legs red?” While saying that, Yuan Zhou looked at Yin ya’s leg that had just been hit with a frown.

Today, Yin ya was dressed in a dark blue Business suit, a white short-sleeved shirt with ruffled edges, and a short suit jacket of the same color as the skirt on her shoulder. She looked pretty and capable on the whole.

But now, on her bare legs, there was a large red patch above her knees, which was particularly obvious on her delicate skin.

“I’m fine. I just bumped into someone. ” Yin ya lowered her head to take a look and then said.

“Let me see.” Yuan Zhou shook his head disapprovingly. Then, he squatted down and rubbed his head gently. He then asked,””There’s no wound. Does it hurt like this?”

“It doesn’t hurt. It’s fine. I just bumped into a little girl.” Yin ya’s face immediately turned red and she said repeatedly.

In order to ease her embarrassment, Yin ya told him about the situation just now.

It was because Yin ya always felt that the behavior of the little girl was somewhat strange.

At that time, Yuan Zhou, who had finished his examination, stood up and looked at broth that had been squatting at the side. He asked directly,””Is broth the companion that you usually hang out with?”

“Woof woof.” Broth barked twice.

“What’s the situation?” Yuan Zhou continued to ask.

“Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof.” Broth barked at Yuan Zhou.

This was probably the longest time that broth barked at Yuan Zhou.

However, Yin ya didn’t have time to appreciate this. She was more curious about the fact that her boyfriend seemed to be talking to broth.

As expected, right after Yuan Zhou nodded to broth, he raised his head and said to Yin ya,””Broth said that the little girl was its friend and would come here to pick up bottles from time to time. However, she didn’t like crowds, so she might be scared when she bumped into you. That’s probably what happened.”

“？？？”Yin ya looked at Yuan Zhou with a head full of question marks.

“What’s wrong?” Yuan Zhou said.

“How did you communicate with broth?” Yin ya couldn’t help asking.

“Let’s just communicate normally,” Yuan Zhou said matter-of-factly.

“You can understand dog language?” Yin ya asked in surprise.

“Of course not.” Yuan Zhou looked at Yin ya with puzzlement and revealed a manner of “why would you ask such a mysterious question?”

Yin ya took a deep breath and then said,””How do you know what broth said?”

“Because I’ve always been the one feeding broth.” Yuan Zhou said.

“Alright, I understand.” Yin ya decided to skip this topic.

“Yes.” Yuan Zhou nodded his head.

“About that little girl …” Yin ya paused but didn’t finish her words. She just looked at Yuan Zhou.

Yuan Zhou also looked at Yin ya with a slight frown. For a moment, both of them didn’t know what to say to this matter or to that little girl. They could only quieten down at the same time.

After quite a while, Yuan Zhou still said,””It’s getting late, I’ll send you out. ”

“Yes, I still have work in the afternoon.” Yin ya immediately perked up.

“Let’s go,”he said. Yuan Zhou went up and held Yin ya’s hand, leading her to the street corner.

Yin ya, on the other hand, turned her head and looked at the trash can at the other side. Then, she suppressed the thought in her heart and started to walk outside in accordance with Yuan Zhou’s pace.

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[PS: congratulations to my friends for guessing correctly. Today’s show is the big fat seal. It seems that everyone knows a lot about noob cats.]