The white light vanished and Alexander found himself standing on a footpath. He looked around and he felt pretty sure that he was in New York City.
Surprisingly, Dobby was already out this time. They were both in their military uniforms for some reason.
"Look at the phone, boss." Dobby reminded him. For some reason, Alexander always forgets to do that.
He took out the phone and read the message aloud, "We are two aliens visiting Earth."
Dobby looked at him suspiciously, "That's it?"
"Yeah, that's all there's written. Well, let's see where we are." He put down the phone and looked around.
Alexander and Dobby were about to move but suddenly something touched their heads from behind.
"Don't move"
Alexander and Dobby instinctively turned around. Dobby may not recognize it but Alexander did. The two guys in black suit and tie were Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Looking at their attire he had some idea where they were.
"I told you not to move and you turned around." Will Smith shouted.
Alexander looked at the tiny silver gun, "Does this thing even work? And who are you?"
"No no no... It's me who will ask questions. Who are you? And what are you doing on Earth?" Will Smith asked while getting a bit extra violent with his gun.
Alexander looked at the old man beside him, the old man sighed and made Will Smith lower his weapons. "Agent J is new, he's still learning how to de-escalate a situation. He was in the New York City police department before so he still has a lot to learn."
"Kay, you told me you'll let me handle this one out." Agent J complained.
"That was until you got violent with your gun." Agent K replied.
Then he looked back at Alexander, "Sir, we are MIB, I am agent K and this is Agent J we detected that you illegally entered Earth. Do you have the documents?"
Alexander was clueless, "I don't think so."
"Then I'm afraid you'll have to come with us. You have illegally entered the earth." Agent K informed.
"Wait, but I'm a human... At least half."
"So you are a hybrid. Who are your parents.?" Agent K questioned.
Alexander shook his head, "I seriously don't know that. I'm an orphan. Wait, how did you know I came here?"
"We detected a spacial anomaly here. This is mostly how super high-tech Alien civilizations travel. Now, please follow us."
They came to their car which was a 1987 Ford LTD Crown Victoria. It was a pretty big car but for Alexander who was 13 feet tall and Dobby who was 7 and half feet tall, it was small.
Agent K suddenly realized that their car was too small. "We're gonna need a bigger vehicle."
"Haha... It's alright. Just open the door." Dobby interjected.
Once the door opened Dobby cast an expansion charm and entered the car. Alexander followed behind. Agent K looked at this gobsmacked.
He quickly peeked in and was surprised how big the back seat had gotten, "How the hell did this happen?"
His words spooked him and he quickly pressed the panic button which started up some defense droids. The droids fired hundreds of bullets on Alexander and Dobby but they fell down as soon as they touched their skin. Alexander and Dobby's skin was just too thick.
"Who are you?" Alpha questioned.
Alexander rolled his eyes, "Seriously, I could feel your demonic presence from a mile away."
Alpha made a face like he just realized something, "Oh, is that so? Then you must be from the heavens, to be able to sense me."
Alexander scratched his beard, "Really? You don't know me? I'm kinda famous in both Haven and hell you know."
"Nope, never heard of you," Alpha repeated.
"Wait, when was the last time you went to hell?" Alexander asked.
"Why would I go to hell? I've been living here since even before humans started to evolve."
"That explains it, but I can't let you go, I have a duty and you don't have very good plans for Earth. I'll have to purify you." Alexander started walking up to the Demon.
"W-wait, stop... I will kill you if you come closer." The demon stuttered.
Alexander ignored his threats and went straight to put his hand on his forehead.
A beam of white light came out of his palm and easily killed him. Alexander also killed the man the demon had possessed because the man was also a villain. He had done tests on his body and upgraded it with alien tech, in hope of destroying MIB and ruling earth.
"Alright, Dobby. It seems our work here is finished as well. Now let's see where we go next. I hope it's a relaxing place"
Dobby went back into Phixheim while Alexander stood there waiting for his call.
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The feeling of being pushed out vanished as he opened his eyes slowly to look around. His nose was already telling him that he was near the sea and his ears were telling him that there were birds. He inhaled the smooth cold fresh air and looked around.
The scene was amazing. Beyond beautiful. He was standing on a cliff looking at the ocean. There were two ships. One that he recognized was his modified Yamato warship and the other was an old-looking sail ship. It was also very weird because at the bow of the ship a figurehead in the shape of a dog with a bone in the mouth was erected.
Alexander read the words on its sails. It said Marine and HQ.3. Alexander had no idea what the words meant but it at least confirmed that the world he was in wasn't too advanced.
But he came out of thought as he heard a loud laugh from behind him.
"Bwahahaha! Look at me, I'm so much younger than you and still look like your age, old man." A loud robust voice said.
A turned around and saw a big old man sitting on the ground, picking his nose. In front of him was a small table with a bottle of Firewhiskey on top. Alexander was really shocked because the man was more than 9 feet tall. How could a normal human be like that?
But then suddenly the time stopped, he had not even seen his phone yet and the memories started to pour in. This time they felt so much more real. Like he was really present at all those moments.
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