"Bwahahaha... so that is why you all are named A. It must be very confusing," Ragnarok laughed at Raikage. Alexander, Ragnarok, Dobby, Raikage, Mizukage(Brian), Hashirama, and Tobirama were playing drinking games and each time one lost they would tell a funny incident of their life.
The game was simple, they would spin an empty bottle in the middle of the table. By the time the bottle stopped, they were supposed to drink as much as possible. The one who drank the least losses.
"Ahaha, Hashirama, it's your turn now. You can quit if you want," Alexander mockingly laughed. Everyone was very high at the moment, Alexander was not that high as he had only drunk 69 bottles of Firewhiskey till now, his alcohol tolerance was very high. Ragnarok was trying to beat Alexander and had drunk too much and was now clearly drunk like never before.
Hashirama cleared his throat and started speaking, "Heh, a Senju never quits. Okay, ah, yes, I remember now, when Tsuna-Chan was small, I liked letting her rest on my belly and she would fall asleep while listening to my heartbeat.
"One day, she drank too much milk and peed on me while asleep. She was so cute that I couldn't get myself to move and wake her up. So, I stayed in that puddle of pee until Tsuna-Chan woke up. I smelled like pee for days and Mito even made me sleep on the floor."
Alexander suddenly walked up to Hashirama, looked him in the eyes with sympathy, and patted his shoulder, "I know the feeling of being forced to sleep on the floor, Hashi. You have my condolences for the days to come."
The game went on and now Ragnarok was on his limit. This time he lost the game.
*Hic*
He was having heavy hiccups. "Haha, my turn. Okay... let me remember...aaaa... *Hic* dammit... YES! I remember. Back in days, I used to roam around in my dragon form.
"There was once a king who liked hunting and one day thought it was a nice idea to hunt me, the king of dragons. So he came to my mountain and tried to fight me, but he was obviously scared shitless with just the mere sight of me and he ran back to his castle with his army. But I was angry.
"Hahaha... yes..." Ragnarok started laughing in himself.
"Oy, lizard, you stopped in the middle." Dobby nudged him.
"Waaa... *Hic* yes yes yes... Yes, the next day I flew to the sky in my mighty dragon form and went above the King's castle. I was very high in the sky.
"From there I started unloading all the drinks I drank the day before on the castle. My mighty body was so big that I peed slowly for half an hour.
"Those fools thought it was the rain and came out to dance in it. The king even drank it once, Bwahahaha... Ah, those were the days." He started laughing crazily.
Then he looked at Hashirama and Tobirama's confused face and realized, "Oh...Oooooh... you two don't know I am a dragon. Wait, let me turn into that and show you."
Alexander jumped from his seat and grabbed Ragnarok's body.
Ragnarok laughed, "Alex my friend, it seems you drank too much. I am not Olivia, I won't share a bed with you."
"You fool, if you turn into a dragon you will destroy Konoha with just one foot of yours," Alexander shouted at him.
Ragnarok looked at his face for a second like he was seriously calculating what would happen if he transformed.
-_-
"Bwahaha, my bad. I'll go to sleep, Alex." Ragnarok went to Dracheim, transformed into his Dragon form, and went to sleep.
Alexander looked back at Hashirama and Tobirama who looked like their hangover was gone now, "Don't ask. He gets crazy when he's drunk."
"We all do, I have a habit of losing money in gambling after drinking too much." Hashirama laughed wryly.
Seated to his right, Brian scoffed, "Hah, how can you lose money? gambling is so easy."
Of course, Brian, the Universe's best businessman would say this.
"Then teach me, it would be better if I learn everything before Mito returns and starts scolding me." Hashirama shamelessly asked.
*BOOM*
"Ah, yes yes... here you" The Shinigami flustered.
He spit out the soul of Mito which then went into the body Alexander made. The Shinigami also disappeared in an instant.
Soon, Mito Uzumaki got up slowly. She was in her prime and looked very beautiful. He could understand why Hashirama was head over heels for her.
She looked around in confusion. The first person she saw was Kushina.
"Kushina? When did you die?" Mito asked sadly and caressed her face.
"Grandma, I didn't die. Instead, you came back to life. Look, Lord Hashirama is also back to life," she pointed out.
Mito turned around and saw Hashirama. Her eyes widened in shock and happiness. She quickly ran to him and Hashirama also embraced her tightly.
"I know I am dreaming but I don't want this to ever end." She said to Hashirama.
Hashirama was overjoyed with love and planted a kiss on her cheeks. "This is all true, Mito. Lord Sage brought us back."
"GRANDMA!" Tsunade also came running and jumped into a hug with both of them and started crying like a small child. She let out all pent up frustration and sorrow since the second Shinobi War.
Alexander silently walked to Kushina and picked Naruto in his arms. "Let's go, Kushina. Let's give them some time to talk. They are finally together as a family."
Kushina nodded and followed him as she was escorted home.
"Lord Sage, can I ask you something?"
"Sure," he allowed.
"I saw you treat the tailed beasts like your children. Aren't you angry at Lord Hashirama for selling them to other villages?" She asked.
*Sigh*
"I am not an unreasonable man, Kushina. I understand the kind of era Hashirama grew up in. An era of constant war, an era when there were no hidden villages.
"Hashirama himself lost three brothers in that war with the Uchiha clan. He did what he could to survive and bring peace to the world. If Hashirama had not gathered the tailed beasts then someone else would have eventually. You can imagine what would have happened then." He answered.
Kushina shuddered at the thought of another nine-tails' attack.
However, Alexander had not told the whole reason. He was in reality thankful to Hashirama for what he did. If he had not gathered the tailed beasts and given them to other villages, then maybe, black Zetsu would have caught them and brought back Kaguya by now. By giving them to other Shinobi villages, Hashirama unknowingly protected them. For that, bringing Mito back was his way of saying thanks.
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