Alexander grabbed the shadow and pulled it out. As soon as he did that, his shoulders slumped because he recognized the man. This was the man who was now like a curse to him. no matter how much he tried he would always appear and spoil his mood.
"Hehe, you finally caught me, my sexy man. Now, please poke me."
"Goddamit Wade, I thought I sent you back to Marvel world. How did you get here?" Alexander tiredly asked.
"I have absolutely no fu*king idea and I don't really care. I spent a few days with my Venessa, Death, and Gaia but then I started missing you. Soon, I felt like a fire igniting in me and I found myself here." Deadpool fanatically told him.
Alexander threw him away and cleaned his hand with a sanitizer. "And why have you been poking people's butts?"
"I was researching about how it feels to get heavily poked. Initially, I saw a masked guy doing it with this dumb kid but I learned very fast.
"Oh, I then also somehow teleported to a weird ship where you were having a conversation with this winged guy. I poked him too in front of you. But the result was not satisfactory and I returned here to learn more." Deadpool explained.
~Woah, so the Deadpool who poked Pussytart's butt wasn't the original Deadpool but this one from the future.~ Alexander realized.
*BOOM*
Suddenly Ragnarok appeared, "Where is he? Where is that bastard? I can smell him from a thousand miles away,"
"THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!" Deadpool somehow thought it was a nice idea to try his poking on Ragnarok.
But it backfired on him very badly. Deadpool's fingers were crushed by the hardness of Ragnarok's draconic thick ass.
"Haha, wrong move, Wade. Now face this." Ragnarok laughed.
*POOFFFFFFFF...*
"AH, goddamit, ewww, Ragnarok, stop this fartnado fire" Alexander shouted at him.
But by the time Ragnarok stopped, Deadpool had turned to ashes.
"*Sigh* You do know he's going to reappear soon." Alexander reminded him.
"It will take a while for that to happen. I just found a hack for peace now." Ragnarok replied.
Alexander looked at shocked Naruto and Sasuke, "Don't worry kids, that man was a retarded criminal. Don't worry about him. You two go in and play, I've got to go to work. Send Dobby out too, will you,"
"Okay, Raggy, you stay here and keep an eye on everything with Douglas." He instructed.
"Don't worry Alex, you just give those criminals hell for me. They are high-grade bastards." Ragnarok said.
"Are we ready to go, Lord Sage?" Kaguya flew down beside him.
"Spare the innocents only. With these radicalized members alive, we will never be able to change." She thoughtfully said.
"Okay, let's find the clan head first." He decided.
The three quietly infiltrated the castle and looked for the clan head. It was currently the night time and the clan head was probably sleeping.
Soon, as expected, they found him, but with his five wives. He was also fat and looked weird. But Alexander had expected this from a planet ruler clan head. The man was supposed to be the highest authority and could do anything here.
Alexander first went ahead and looked into his memory for the location of their main clan base. He found out that it was near a red supergiant star in another dimension. But now he knew the location, going there was no problem.
Now it came to the punishment. He went ahead and slapped the hell out of his face to wake him up.
The fat Otsutsuki woke up with missing teeth and face so swollen that even his mother wouldn't recognize him.
"Wa... Fho Aa you?" The fat Otsutsuki asked fearfully.
"You are a very big sinner, you got this position by gifting ten chakra fruits to the main clan. This means you killed ten planets and most probably there was life on them. For this, you will not only die but will be disgraced."
He first put him on time torture in which he would never be able to obtain the chakra fruit and it would always get stolen from him by little Naruto and Sasuke. He would then be punished by the main clan and die miserably.
Physically, Alexander tied him in a very ugly BDSM position with ropes and then gave him a heart attack. He was a category four sinner so his soul was supposed to stay in hell till eternity which is why Alexander didn't waste too much time on him.
"Okay, let's head out. Dobby and Kaguya, you will team up and purify these lands. I will go east, you go west and cover the whole planet." He instructed them.
Alexander then went on his judgment spree. All the Otsutsuki who had already worked to harvest chakra fruits were killed. There were also a few newly recruited interns who had only started their evil careers so he let them go after putting them in a ten thousand years long time torture seminar on how to be a good living being.
Soon, Alexander found Kaguya's father. But this man was not his to judge.
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