"Come on, Raggy, you can do it. You can grant all kinds of wishes." Alexander tried to woo Ragnarok into it.
"No, never. Besides, what if they ask me to revive someone dead. I can't do that. That also goes against the laws of heaven." Ragnarok said.
Alexander sighed in defeat, "Fine, don't do it. I will find some other dragon for my balls... I mean dragon ball."
Alexander ignored Ragnarok and got to establish a connection with some random Eternal Dragon. He felt that these dragon balls would be a nice addition to Phixheim's museum.
"Okay, let's see which dragon comes out. I have changed the chanting a bit this time. 'Dragon, I choose you, come and grant my wishes.'" Alexander shouted.
Suddenly the balls started shining. But, it seemed that the dragon was lazy as minutes passed and no dragon came. Then, they all heard some voices from the balls.
"OYE! You useless son, go out. Someone finally bound you to dragon balls." A majestic voice spoke.
Then, a rebellious voice answered, "Heh, don't bother me. I am busy sleeping. Why don't you go out? Nobody uses the Super Dragon balls to summon you anyway. You have so much free time."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? I AM THE DIVINE DRAGON ZALAMA. I have a reputation to hold. Now, go out or else I will cut the electricity to your castle." The majestic voice scolded.
"DAMMIT"
Meanwhile, Alexander's eyes were twitching. He was not liking where this was going. On the other hand, Ragnarok was just laughing loudly.
The 7 football-sized balls started shining and soon came out a humongous golden Chinese dragon.
"RAWR" instead of roaring, he really said the word 'rawr'.
Alexander waited for the Dragon to settle and calm down. But instead, the Dragon curled itself on the lookout and went to sleep. Alexander amusedly walked to it and spoke, "Hey, fulfil the wishes. Aren't you a wish-granting dragon?"
"I am." The dragon replied uninterestedly.
"Then grant wishes," Alexander argued.
"I don't wanna. Now go away, don't pester me. I need my beauty sleep." the dragon tried to shoo him away.
Alexander was honestly shocked by this behaviour. "Do you know who I am?"
"Is that your wish? Do I look like a phone directory?" The dragon argued.
Alexander looked at Ragnarok as he was the Dragon God and was supposed to have authority on them. Ragnarok laughingly came forward and kicked the sleeping dragon.
"Wake up, you picked the wrong place to sleep, fool." Ragnarok kicked the dragon.
The giant golden dragon got up with its eyes red in anger. It looked down on Ragnarok proudly, "You dare to kick me, mortal? I, the Julian, son of Divine Dragon Zalama... *BAM*"
"Welcome, take your seats according to the number assigned to your universe," Alexander advised.
Alexander had also taken his seat as the head. After a while, more and more Gods of Destruction, Angels and Kais appeared. Eventually, the Grand Priest also arrived.
Alexander just nodded to him and he did the same. But Alexander then noticed two empty seats.
"Where are the Gods of Destruction of Universe 6 and Universe 4?" He asked.
Vados got up and exclaimed, "God Universe, Lord Champa is asleep. I tried to wake him up but he did not and denied coming."
Alexander then looked towards the Universe 4 side. His gaze scared the Supreme Kai of that universe. But the Angel attendant, Cognac got up and answered. "God Universe, Lord Quitela denied coming because he was playing video games and eating junk food. He said the meeting is not important."
Alexander cracked his finger. "Hmm, Incompetence is something I won't tolerate. Especially from a being in such a highly authoritative position."
Many gods of destruction who honestly did their jobs nodded at him in agreement.
"I asked them politely, now they will be dragged here," Alexander announced and waved his hand.
A pink door appeared on the side. Dobby went into it and disappeared for a few seconds with the door. A few minutes later, the door reappeared and it opened.
From inside came out Dobby with 2 bodies being dragged in his left and right hand. One was a fat version of Beerius and the other was a yellow rat version Beerus.
Both of the gods of destruction looked beat up. Dobby threw them on their seats and poured water on them to wake them up.
Alexander continued the meeting. "Okay, what I have here is a report on all of you gods. I will judge you by the purity of your universe. Let's commence."
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Meanwhile, Julian had gone to Zalama to ask for permission to leave this reality. He was a bit nervous but still confident.
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