"What the hell did we pick up from the road?" Naofumi questioned himself.
"What is he?" Raphtalia questioned.
"I don't know. But I am inclined to believe that he really is who he says. God of Chaos." Naofumi said.
"Ha? What kind of god is that?" Filo asked. But no one knew the answer anyway.
Hats' stomach growled in hunger. So he looked back at Raphtalia. Maybe he felt like trusting the demi-humans more because they were half animals.
"Girl, do you have food?" He asked.
Raphtalia was flustered, "What? Ah... um... we don't. They destroyed the cart. It was all inside it."
"Where was the cart?" He inquired.
She silently pointed in a direction. Hats went there and used his reality manipulation power to assemble the destroyed carriage. Soon, it was back in shape with all its bags.
He looked through some of them and just found some buns and dried fish. "Eh, you people call this food? Anyway, I will eat fish for an appetiser.
While everyone was busy making heads or tails of the situation, loud footsteps sounded. Soon, an army of armoured men surrounded them, leading them was a woman with purple hair.
She was Mirellia Q Melromarc, Queen of Melromarc. She holds the true power behind the throne and was generally a just ruler. She was known for her diplomatic and negotiating skills.
She came here to fight the church because she found out about their deeds. But, no fighting was needed anymore as Hats had already done it. It was also revealed that the other two heroes were still alive and Motoyasu was proven to be even dumber than the dumbest being alive.
She talked to the Shield hero and her little daughter and found out that a god was present there and he was hungry. She was shocked but stayed level headed.
She respectfully went to the grumpy Hats, who was cursing and eating the dried fish.
"Chaos God, I am the Queen of Melromarc, I invite you to visit my palace. You can have a grand feast there." She offered.
"Who names their kingdom Melromarc? But, if you give me food, I don't care. Child, I am not an unreasonable being. As long as you treat me kindly, I will treat you decently. Might even bless you with something. But for now, I am hungry and I am angry. Let's go." Hats said in length. It seems hunger also makes his mouth move more.
The Queen quickly sent her fastest messenger to inform the palace to organise a feast quickly. They had lots of tasty food all the time but right now they wanted to impress. To hell with heroes, Hats just slapped one of them like nothing. This was a true ally to seek.
"Please, come with me to my carriage. It will take us a day to get to the palace." Queen said.
"WHAT? 1 day? 24 Hours? 1330 minutes? NOT ACCEPTABLE. We will go there with the portal. Follow me." Hats shouted.
He looked into the Queen's head for an image of the palace and opened the portal. He quickly jumped to the other side.
Everyone else, too, followed, except some soldiers who needed to do the cleaning of the battlefield.
They arrived at the royal palace immediately. Hats was respectfully taken to the dining hall and was given lots of food. He started devouring them immediately.
"Chaos God, please help this world. I'm afraid the damage is far too great for anyone to repair." The queen requested with a lower head. There was no shame in lowering yourself in front of a god.
Hats chuckled, "I am still hungry, keep the food coming and your problems will be solved one by one."
He was the God of chaos, after all, his appetite was monstrous too.
"YES..." The queen happily accepted the deal.
After all this, Hats was carefully picked by the Queen in her arms and taken to the throne room. He was given a seat on her lap as she was ordered to scratch his back.
But the queen was also amazing as she never stopped her act of being tough. Soon, her husband, the king and her daughter Maltey were brought in in cuffs. A trial was to be held.
Malty was given a slave crest after which she was forced to confess to everything. But, what angered Hats was the fact that this horny bastard, Motoyasu, still refused to believe that she lied about everything. He was constantly questioning the queen.
So, Hats raised his hand, making everything go silent.
"Spear hero, why do you insist on taking Malty's side, even after her confession?" Hats asked. Motoyasu had his head wrapped in bandages right now because of beating earlier.
"Because I know she is not lying. I know her... believe her. The queen is being mind-controlled by that Naofumi's shield" He said.
Hats sent an air slap on his face, that made a loud sound and made him fall to the floor.
"Look how pathetic you are. Just because she's a girl, you are ready to believe anything. Even when the truth is right in front of you. You are too horny and every second girl you see you want to impregnate her. I know what is your problem.
"You have far too much testosterone, as compared to brain cells. Then let's deal with that. Did you talk about mind control? Now I will show you what true mind control is. Know this, you brought this upon yourself. You were supposed to be a hero, keeper of justice. Yet, you assisted the villains in their schemes. You are as guilty as they are." Hats announced, frightening Motoyasu.
Hats waved his paw and a sword appeared in Motoyasu's hand. "Take your clothes off and use that sword to chop your dick off, right now."
Silence ensued.
"AAAAA..." A loud fear-filled scream came as Motoyasu found himself not in control of his body.
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