Phixheim,
*POP*
Jesus was finally free now. After 5 billion years, his 1 year leave application was finally accepted by God. He came to find Alexander but he was not there.
"Hey, Buddha, let's go out and have some fun. I am hungry." He cheerfully said.
Buddha was simply meditating as he had nothing else to do. So, he agreed. Sometimes it was important to look around you instead of just focusing on yourself.
Both of them went out of Phixheim and appeared in Gotham city. It was less depressing now as people felt safer and the streets were full of open business.
The two walked the crowded streets. Buddha was wearing his usual orange tunic and Jesus wore his simple white robes.
"Man, there are so many people on the streets. Look at all these tall buildings. Back in my days, we lived in small huts. Only big cities had some small buildings." Jesus remembered.
Buddha replied, "I was born before you, Jesus. In my time, only the royal palace was big, all other buildings were made of mud and clay. Later we started making some monasteries using stone and wood."
"Ah, yes yes... I remember. But who was it whose birth defined the change of era? They still use the BC. Hehe..." Jesus chuckled.
"That is what happens when religion is spread through inquisitions rather than debates." Buddha struck back. But that was the end of their debate as it was pointless.
"I'm thirsty. Let's go and buy some coffee. There, that's a Starbucks." Jesus pointed.
"Do you have the money?" Buddha asked.
"Of course, I have money from all dimensions. I've been travelling for so long after all." Jesus took out his wallet.
Soon, they entered the place and ordered a plain latte. Coffee was too bitter for their taste.
All the while they were roaming around, people would sometimes come up to Buddha and bow with their hands pressed together.
"Woah, you are popular, Buddha. They seem to have recognised you." Jesus praised him.
"No, they did not recognise me. They most likely think I am some old learned monk." Buddha corrected him.
"HEY, YOU..." Suddenly a shout came.
They turned around and saw a woman pointing her figure at Jesus. Jesus questioned, "Me?"
"Yes you, how dare you to make fun of Jesus. He is not some cartoon character you degenerates can play as. Stop disrespecting people's religion." The woman with a Karen haircut screeched.
Jesus was speechless. The woman left after shouting. In return, Jesus received Buddha's pitty filled shoulder pat.
He took out a small spherical ball from his pocket and pressed a button on it. Then, the ball hovered in the air and a realistic-looking holographic image appeared. It was a man with a clean-shaven face, red shining eyes, long ears and lengthy white hair. His face screamed that he was evil.
Darkseid immediately bowed down, "Glory to the one true Supreme God. I have important information for you."
"What is it?" Zulrak asked uninterestingly.
"That heathen, Alexander is here. On earth." Darkseid revealed.
"Haha, oh how the fate works. I was wondering how he was hiding from me. He must have gained Omniscience. But who knew he was in my territory. Good job, dog. You will receive your reward." Zulrak stopped talking.
Darkseid gritted his teeth and stopped the transmission.
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Zulrak's dimension,
Zulrak got up and headed to the armour room to put his armour on. He had called his most trusted and fanatical lieutenant already.
"Announce it in all realms, the final push has begun. But after that, you, Ravenflame, are going to go to him. I need you to do something. His bald son has killed countless of my soldiers. 6 trillion in total. So, I want you to go and kill 6 of his family members. Better if they are children and his wife." Zulrak ordered.
Ravenflame smiled and kneeled, "Finally, it is time, I will do it, My GOD."
He sent him away and donned his armour. Zulrak looked at himself in his mirror with a smile. "I've been avoiding you all this time, that old bastard liked you too much. But your own omniscience, your own strength, will be your weakness."
He then called his other most trusted person, Thunderbird.
"You do as I told you. Remember, Thunderbird, your task is of utmost importance and needs to be kept secret from all. Do this successfully and I will promote you." Zulrak ordered.
Thunderbird had no expressions. He bowed and left. That was how he was, but his loyalty was unwavering.
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