Chapter 377： guest host

An American variety show that airs on Saturday Night Live every Saturday night. Since its broadcast in 1975, Changhong has become one of the longest-running programs in American television history. The biggest feature of "Saturday Night Live" is that it combines the hottest topics at the moment and uses spoofed small

Pinlai points to current affairs and can also be regarded as a mirror of popular culture. Of course, because the program is broadcast late, the scale will be slightly larger, and the spoof jokes are never short of topics.

Each episode of "Saturday Night Live" will have a guest performer and a musical guest. The guest performer will participate in the performance of the sketch, which often allows people to see a different side of the guest, and such a comedy performance is also his acting skills. touchstone. The musical guests are usually popular singers who will perform on the spot.

"Saturday Night Live" often kicks off the show with a recent hot topic. Today's opening takes the recent US midterm elections as an example. Anti-terrorism operations,

The economic recovery was at the center of the debate, and the live-action reenactment full of irony left the live audience laughing.

In the studio not far from the skit, there is a small stage similar to a traditional jazz bar. The front is a stage open space, followed by a stepped stage. The live accompaniment band spreads out on the stairs. The middle of the road is connected to a wooden door. Behind the wooden door is the backstage. At present, the previous stairs extend down to the front stage. There are two VIP audience areas in front of the stage, followed by a three-sided listening audience area.

There is absolutely no problem in accommodating two or three hundred spectators at the scene.

After the skit ended, in the introduction voice of the live narrator, "Gentlemen and Ladies, Evan Bell!" The lively jazz music played, and the audience began to applaud. The wooden door at the end of the stage opened, and a figure in a black suit appeared with brisk steps.

Evan-Bell danced lightly on the stage along with the music. The simple and coordinated tap dance steps made the original scene full of rich Broadway style.

When the music ended, Evan Yibel politely bowed to the curtain call, and the cheers from the scene sounded immediately.

Evan-Bell waved at the audience while saying "thank you". The audience surrounded by three sides seemed to be moving. The warm applause and cheers lasted for nearly 30 seconds. Evan-Bell tried three times in a row. When he opened his mouth to say something, he was interrupted by the cheers from the scene. Looking at Evan Bell, who was standing in the center of the stage, he was wearing a simple and elegant black suit, lined with a gray-blue plaid shirt, elegant and calm, even though the cheers gradually diminished, the screams and whistles still remained. One after another, the audience couldn't help laughing.

"Thank you, Teddy. You don't have to keep encouraging the audience to make me look handsome. Thank you." Evan Bell opened with a strong sense of humor, which made all the audience laugh again.

Evan-Bell pouted, "Yes, it's me, Evan-Bell. Damn, is it the Evan-Bell that can be seen everywhere recently? Just like "Titanic, then Leon" Nadeau DiCaprio, yes, it's really me. "Evan Bell's self-deprecation made the laughter at the scene gather again before it had time to dissipate." However, the only difference is that I don't seem to have much to do with drinking and fighting, but I fell out with the reporters once. . "Speaking of this, Evan-Bell raised his voice, ... Are you happy?" Obviously, Evan-Bell was mocking himself for slandering time and the media's arrogance in July, but he didn't care about this. The incident caused a warm applause from the scene.

"Good evening, New York. Yes, you see me again, and I'm excited to be the host of Saturday Night Live tonight. "Evan-Bell put his right hand in his pocket and left his left hand in the air, waving it casually and naturally, with a little bit of pointing at Jiang Shang." Actually, what makes me happiest is "Host, this title is different from singers and singers." Actors, oh yeah, it's new territory again."

At this moment, a huge red dot was aimed at Evan Bell's forehead, and a low voice came out from the side, "Don't hang up, or you will die." The hottest movie recently" "Sniper phone booth" has become the object of ridicule for Evan Bell's opening remarks tonight.

Evan Yibel stiffened in place suspiciously, his bushy eyebrows tangled together, "But, I'm not on the phone?" There was laughter at the scene.

"Damn it." The hidden voice cursed angrily. "Anyway, raise your hands, or I'll kill you."

"Okay...well..." Evan Yibel slowly raised his hands, but his eyes swept across the scene, "Sorry, this gentleman, are you hiding in the third position on the right in the second to last row of the audience? "

"God **** it. There are so many people here, you shouldn't see me." The hidden voice could not help but shrank down, but there were still more than half of the buttocks outside... The audience was already laughing all over the place. .

"God should really save this poor man." Evan Bell spread his hands to the audience and said in a sympathetic tone.

"No! I'm the one who has the power to decide your life and death!" The hidden figure stood up directly, and it was Bill Hader, one of the regular members of "Saturday Night Live". Bill Hader threw the gun directly at Evan Bell "So, you are not allowed to resist!"

The smashed plastic gun fell directly at Evan Bell's feet and shattered into pieces. Evan Yibel showed a helpless expression, "Okay, I will listen to you, I will listen to you."

Bill Hader picked up another sniper rifle from the ground, it turned out that it was a water gun, and threw it at Evan-Bell again. Evan-Bell also performed a scene in "The Matrix" in which he ducked down to avoid bullets. Won the live side whistle. Bill Hader raised his gun for the third time, and it was finally the sniper rifle he was looking for. "Spot, tell me, your secret, tell me!"

"Bill, secret, what secret?" Evan Bell still raised his hands, but looking at his expression was relaxed and comfortable, as if enjoying afternoon tea again.

Bill Hader got stuck "... uh" several times before saying "For example, are you the nephew of the mayor of New York?"

Before Evan-Bell could answer, a figure in the front row stood up, "Come on, Bill, I don't have anything like Evan, I wish I could have such a nephew, at least my daughter doesn't. He will keep asking me for his autographed photo." This figure is imitating the mayor of New York, "I told you, Evan's design is "outrageous, too outrageous, he may be the singer I have seen before" The most brilliant architect among them. "Perhaps, he is also the most brilliant among the actors."

The latter sentence is the answer given by the mayor of New York to the media questioning Evan Bell's selection for the final round of selection of the design drawings for the reconstruction of the World Trade Center building.

Bill Hader immediately moved, "A liar, you are a liar. I saw Evan bribed you, I saw it! Besides, among the singers and actors, in addition to this cheater, there are other architects. ?"

"Hey, I'm still here." Evan Yibell greeted and signaled his existence, which made all the audience laugh until their stomachs hurt. "I'm not lying, by the way, and I'm not bribing. I'm pretty sure there must be other people doing architectural design among the singers."

"Like?" Bill Hader asked immediately.

Evan Bell stammered and rolled his eyes a few times. "For example, the actor Nata Lì-bō Terman is a psychologist. Well, that's right." Evan Bell is slyly changing concepts, and by the way Yinghe media satirized his unscrupulous work.

"Liar, you are a liar!" Bill Hader immediately went mad, and the actor who played the mayor of New York immediately squatted down and didn't forget to say "Evan, I tried my best, but he didn't Believe." Bill Hader's voice "I'm going to kill you" was mixed with the audience's laughter, adding a sense of joy.

At this moment, Evan Bell immediately squatted down in fear, shivering "Oh, no, no.

Please do not. "Looking carefully at Evan Bell's expression, you can know that he is recreating the feeling of Stu in danger in "Sniper Phone Booth".

"Now, I'll give you a choice, your wife or your lover!" Bill Hader's arrogant laughter is really similar to Kiefer and Sutherland in "Sniper Phone Booth"~ www.novelhall.com~ Let everyone get into the plot of the movie.

At this moment, Evan Bell, who had been trembling all the time, stopped, and looked at Bill Hader suspiciously, "Wait, I don't have a wife, and I don't have a lover?"

Bill Hader grabbed his hair angrily "No no no, you should say "Choose me, choose me!" This is inconsistent with the direction of the development of the plot! "Evan Bell stood up at this time." Are you sure, do you want to choose you? "Evan Bell spread his hands." If this is what you want, then I will satisfy you. "Evan Bell picked up the water gun on the ground and threw it towards the audience.

Then, I heard Bill Hader's annoyed voice "No, you betrayer!" This line still came from Evan Bell, who roared at Song mí during the slander incident in July.

In the roar of laughter from the audience, Evan-Bell waved to everyone with a smile on his face and returned to his original calm. "Jason-Mayez will perform live tonight, don't go away. Please look forward to tonight. It's wonderful, come back soon!" In the applause and laughter, "Saturday Night Live" hosted by Evan Bell as a guest officially kicked off.

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