Chapter 1507： instant pudding

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Returning to Harvard University again, although only six months have passed since the graduation ceremony, Evan Bell felt that he had been away from here for a long time. In fact, he didn't come back to school for a longer period of time because of filming, but it was different at that time. Even if he left for a long time, he was still a student, but this time he came back as a member of society. This feeling is very different. .

In the middle of 2006, Evan Bell achieved new breakthroughs in both the fields of music and film, especially a "perfume", which was so successful that Harvard students fell in love and voted for Evan Bell to be the Instant Pudding Award. recipient of . Similarly, Scarlett Johansson has contributed three outstanding works in "Black Dahlia", "Scoop" and "Deadly Magic" in the past year, and the whole fruit cover on "Vanity Fair" is also a sensation, she seems to have Become a new generation of Hollywood goddess.

However, the instant pudding award is a carnival feast, so the time for men and women to receive the awards is staggered, which gives the campus a legitimate reason to party twice. Of course, that's one of the reasons why it's especially difficult to get two busy actors to arrive on the same day at the same time.

Evan Bell stood on the stage of the troupe and spread his hands generously, "Okay, I have given up resistance, you can play with me at will."

Seeing that Evan Bell was so generous and comfortable, this also made the entire troupe start to boo. At this time, the small auditorium of 300 people was packed, not only the members of the Fast Food Pudding Troupe, but also other students flocked here to participate in the annual prosperity of Harvard University.

Evan Bell's speech at the graduation ceremony last year, although it was written for graduates, the students of other grades also heard the speech, not to mention the videos and speeches that were maddened by the Internet afterwards. And, coupled with Evan Bell's legendary experience at Harvard, it does give Evan Bell a unique influence at his alma mater.

After Evan Bell took the stage today, he didn't feel restrained at all, and he looked like he was at the mercy of others. This also made the students at the scene roar and applaud Evan Bell.

However, the troupe members were obviously not in a hurry to torture Evan Bell, but shouted in unison, "Milk! Milk! Milk!" The words were stunned, and when I looked to the side, I saw a boy staggering in wearing a cow costume, and the potbellied belly even had four dicks.

"Dear Evan, we invite you to milk a glass of milk for everyone present." The host stood beside the microphone and said that the audience suddenly became noisy, "I want two cups", "Evan shows one hand" .

Evan Bell pointed to the realistic ** on the cow and laughed, "This is the new rule? I have never milked before, why don't you show me?" Evan Bell directly pointed towards The host joked and said that all those in the audience who were afraid that the world would not be in chaos shouted, "Ben, Ben!" The host's name is Ben Lex, and he has hosted the Fast Food Pudding Awards in recent years. of.

Evan Bell once attended the Anthony Hopkins award party in 2000, so he probably knows a little about the whole process, but this cow's idea was really unheard of before.

Ben Lex, who has hosted the Fast Food Pudding Awards for many years, is naturally not a weak person. In the face of Evan Bell's "provocation", he did not panic at all, and said directly to the audience, "Do you want to see me demonstrate or Evan demonstrate ?" There was no need to incite, the voice at the scene immediately turned the arrow, "Evan! Evan! Evan!"

Today, everyone knows very well that carnival is carnival, but spoofing artists is the ultimate goal, so everyone's goal is naturally the same to the outside world.

Evan Bell immediately raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, expressing that he was frightened by the battle, which caused another round of laughter. This time, Evan Bell didn't hesitate, just stretched out his right hand and directly held a cow-dressed cock. With just a pinch, the boy dressed as a cow leaned back and looked intoxicated, and his mouth started to match. Moaning, and the ** in Evan Bell's hand was simply a sponge, and it softened at once. This strange touch made Evan Bell laugh out loud.

Seeing this scene, all the students in the audience immediately became excited and shouted loudly, "Evan! Evan! Evan!"

Evan Bell let go of his hand, and said with a look of disgust, "Too much." These suggestive words caused the audience to cry and howl in an instant. The spoof atmosphere of the scene was definitely the first. climax. Evan Bell continued with a smile, "You should install a device in it, and squeeze it and the milk will come out. That's wonderful."

When it comes to pranks, Evan Bell is absolutely enthusiastic and has endless ideas. As soon as this evil thought came out, the girls in the audience began to scream, and the boys turned their backs in laughter.

Afterwards, returning to the old tradition of the instant pudding award, two male students disguised as women came up in all manner of beauty. Obviously they did it on purpose. That coquettish gesture was not at all feminine at all. Makes the stomach roll, can't help laughing. Two students, one red and one white, twisted to the stage, one held a golden shoulder-length wig and put it on Evan Bell's head, and the other held a golden F-cup underwear for Evan -Bell put it on, and in an instant, Evan Bell completed the most rudimentary transformation device.

After the two boys completed their tasks, Ben Lex, who was standing next to him, presented Evan Bell with the trophy of the Instant Pudding Award: a small golden pudding cup. It is also engraved with the words "Harvard Fast Food Pudding Troupe, 2006, Best Actor of the Year", which is very delicate.

After Evan Bell got it, he was about to say thank you according to the normal procedure, but the two boys next to him stepped forward and gave Evan Bell a "kiss" on the cheek. The cameraman immediately shouted "cheese", Evan Bell took a short pudding cup with his right hand, a scissors hand with his left hand, and two "beauties" disguised as women kissed on both sides, recording this moment. A moment in history.

After the photo was taken, it was logically Evan Bell who spoke, but Ben Lex went to interview the two boys next to him, "Thank you for kissing the cheek of the most perfect man in the world."

"Oh, it's not great, there's no difference in feeling, but if it's the lips, maybe there will be other feelings." The two boys were also very daring to play, and they kept talking. The audience immediately roared.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on him, Evan Bell said with a smile, "No, I refuse. Your lips are too rough and will scratch my lips." After that, Evan said -Bell also deliberately tapped his lips with his index finger and pouted his mouth, causing the audience to laugh all over again.

After the two boys disguised as men had stepped down, Ben Lex continued, "Evan, don't you think there's something missing?"

Evan Bell doesn't remember what is missing, and that's what happened to Anthony Hopkins back then. Every year, the award-winning actor of the Instant Pudding Award has not changed much in punishment. Wearing wigs and underwear is probably the case. But this year seems to be a lot richer. Evan Bell looked up and down at himself, and a picture suddenly flashed in his mind, watching Ben Lex stunned.

Ben Lex laughed, "Yes, the coronation ceremony of this year's Instant Pudding Awards is the last step left, let's have a request: high heels!" The whistles from the audience suddenly came one after another.

High heel? This is really unprecedented. For the first time in Evan Bell's life, he just guessed it, so he showed a surprised expression. It seems that the instant pudding awards are indeed getting bigger and bigger.

A boy in swimming trunks stepped on a pair of long yellow fins and walked up one step at a time. At first glance, he thought it was fins. If you look closely, you can see the mystery. It is a combination of a pair of yellow high-heeled shoes and fins. With the shoes together, it is no wonder that this boy walks so hard, plus he only has one pair of swimming trunks all over his body, the laughter at the scene has already converged into an ocean The boy is holding a pair of purple high heels in his left hand, look He stood up like two sailboats, holding a bottle of whisky in his right hand, staggered to the stage, put his high heels on his face, and said to Evan Bell with a serious face, "Sir, please Finish your coronation."

Evan Bell didn't hesitate. This was originally a collective carnival festival. It was just high heels. It wasn't a big deal. inside.

How can I describe this feeling? I feel that my free foot has suddenly been squeezed into a small box. The typical feeling is that I don’t buy shoes that fit my feet. After the whole foot is put in, the heel will go down. Pressing, I feel that the distance is wrong, and the whole person seems to be floating in mid-air.

After Evan Bell stuffed both feet in, he only felt that the center of gravity drifted a little, and the whole person was unstable, and took a small step back. Evan Bell just fell over. "I finally know how Cinderella's sisters felt when they were about to shove their feet in glass slippers."

This simple sentence made the laughter in the audience almost out of control. Even Ben Lex, who was standing on the stage, burst into laughter, and the hearty laughter was directly conveyed through the microphone.

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