Chapter 2014： opening dance

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Evan-Bell stood on the side stage, and the director's voice came from the headset, "The thirty-second countdown," Evan-Bell stood on the spot and moved his hands and feet, chatting with the staff next to him, "Guess today How many viewers can you watch tonight?"

"At least 35 million, right?" Jessica Henson, a staff member next to him, was a little hesitant. After all, the director had already started the countdown, but he still stammered out his speculation.

Evan Yibel shook his head, "I'm not confident." Last year's audience rating was 32 million, the lowest in history, "I think at least 40 million is right." The director's voice continued to come from his ears, "Twenty seconds," "Actually, I was going to guess forty-five million, but I guess... difficult."

"Evan, it's time to come on stage." Jessica Henson persuaded with a bit of laughter, Evan Bell's state was too relaxed.

Evan Yibel shrugged, "Isn't there still ten kings of seconds? How about we make a bet? You let everyone make a bet to see how much viewership is at this year's awards ceremony?"

Seeing Evan Bell's calm appearance, Jessica Henson was still tense, but she could only smile helplessly, but she didn't know what to say. Evan Bell raised her eyebrows. "Not interested?" Jessica Henson was speechless, the director's voice in the headset, "Nineteen, heart..." Evan Bell patted Jessica Henson on the shoulder, "I bet one USD, the ratings exceeded 40 million, you ask everyone's opinion," "Five, four, three..." Evan Bell laughed, "Remember, I'll wait for your answer!"

"Two, one." As soon as the director's voice fell, the magnificent music accompanied by the live sounded through the speakers in every corner of the Kodak Theater, followed by the voice of the narration broadcast from the headset, "Is there any way for the 81st Academy Awards? Like the host of the awards ceremony, Evan Bell!"

There was applause from the audience, Evan Yibell tidied up the collar of his suit, and walked calmly, walking from the side stage to the center of the stage. But when they saw Evan Bell's tall and slender figure, many people at the scene began to cry and howl, apparently all cheering for Evan Bell.

The music stopped, and Evan-Bell walked to the center of the stage, but the applause of the audience not only did not fall, but more intense screams broke out. Anne Hathaway, Sean Pan, sitting in the first row, Meryl Streep, Robert Downey Jr., and others were all screaming with great interest.

Today's Evan Bell is wearing a black suit dress, a pearl white shirt with round pearl buttons, which looks very delicate, a black double-breasted waistcoat is neatly buttoned, and a silk small lapel waist suit is finally matched. A simple bow tie, the sleeves of the white shirt are exposed, and a large section of the suit jacket grows out, allowing people to see the delicate double-layered cuffs and shiny and gorgeous cufflinks. The overall shape is young and fashionable and there is no lack of formal and elegant mouth

Evan-Bell spread his hands, "Good evening." His face was filled with a bright smile, and he was enjoying the applause, "Good evening, welcome to the annual Academy Awards ceremony, which can be called a film festival. The biggest event." Evan-Bell said here, paused, "Here are the outstanding films and the best actors, actresses, and genderless actors." Evan-Bell He said it seriously, but there was a chuckle of laughter at the scene, "The Academy has always favored actors who have a variety of dramas, just like Kate Winslet, ladies and gentlemen..."

The applause sounded again.

"Kate from England who played a German in 'Life and Death' was nominated; Robert Downey Jr. in 'Tropical Thunder', ladies and gentlemen," screamed again Sound, ... he's a white American, but he played an African-American in the film and was nominated," the scene couldn't help laughing, "and as an Englishman, I played a uh, American, was nominated as well. "The roar of "Oh, oh, oh" was everywhere in an instant, and Evan Bell was still very calm. "As for Heath-Ledger, as an Australian, not only did he act an Australian, but he also acted in a movie. It's called 'Australia (also translated: Australia's troubled times) "only to sit in the audience and watch."

The first violent laughter broke out at the scene, and Heath-Ledger was even more helpless in his position.

"As you know, this is different from previous years, this year is my first time as a host, but it's not the only one that doesn't work, other than that, all expenses have been cut because of the recession, hear Heath tell me , he is planning to appear in a work called 'New Zealand' next year." There was laughter all over the place, and Heath-Ledger put his hands next to his mouth and shouted, "Juno," obviously implying Evan Bell also saves costs himself. Heath-Ledger's "Juno" was obviously very loud, and everyone heard it. Evan Bell pressed his hand at Heath-Ledger, "I have no plans to reduce my salary."

Evan-Bell's words are obviously poking fun at himself. He is currently the number one paid person in the United States. Some time ago, it was reported that Disney wanted to pay 50 million US dollars to invite Evan-Bell to star in "Pirates of the Caribbean 4" Now Evan —Bell's fourth update today, please recommend, please subscribe!

Evan-Bell stood on the side stage, and the director's voice came from the headset, "The thirty-second countdown," Evan-Bell stood on the spot and moved his hands and feet, chatting with the staff next to him, "Guess today How many viewers can you watch tonight?"

"At least 35 million, right?" Jessica Henson, a staff member next to him, was a little hesitant. After all, the director had already started the countdown, but he still stammered out his speculation.

Evan Yibel shook his head, "I'm not confident." Last year's audience rating was 32 million, the lowest in history, "I think at least 40 million is right." The director's voice continued to come from his ears, "Twenty seconds," "Actually, I was going to guess forty-five million, but I guess... difficult."

"Evan, it's time to come on stage." Jessica Henson persuaded with a bit of laughter, Evan Bell's state was too relaxed.

Evan Yibel shrugged, "Isn't there still ten kings of seconds? How about we make a bet? You let everyone make a bet to see how much viewership is at this year's awards ceremony?"

Seeing Evan Bell's calm appearance, Jessica Henson was still tense, but she could only smile helplessly, but she didn't know what to say. Evan Bell raised her eyebrows. "Not interested?" Jessica Henson was speechless, the director's voice in the headset, "Nineteen, heart..." Evan Bell patted Jessica Henson on the shoulder, "I bet one USD, the ratings exceeded 40 million, you ask everyone's opinion," "Five, four, three..." Evan Bell laughed, "Remember, I'll wait for your answer!"

"Two, one." As soon as the director's voice fell, the magnificent music accompanied by the live sounded through the speakers in every corner of the Kodak Theater, followed by the voice of the narration broadcast from the headset, "Is there any way for the 81st Academy Awards? Like the host of the awards ceremony, Evan Bell!"

There was applause from the audience, Evan Yibell tidied up the collar of his suit, and walked calmly, walking from the side stage to the center of the stage. But when they saw Evan Bell's tall and slender figure, many people at the scene began to cry and howl, apparently all cheering for Evan Bell.

The music stopped, and Evan-Bell walked to the center of the stage, but the applause of the audience not only did not fall, but more intense screams broke out. Anne Hathaway, Sean Pan, sitting in the first row, Meryl Streep, Robert Downey Jr., and others were all screaming with great interest.

Today's Evan Bell is wearing a black suit dress, a pearl white shirt with round pearl buttons, which looks very delicate, a black double-breasted waistcoat is neatly buttoned, and a silk small lapel waist suit is finally matched. A simple bow tie, the sleeves of the white shirt are exposed, and a large section of the suit jacket grows out, allowing people to see the delicate double-layered cuffs and shiny and gorgeous cufflinks. The overall shape is young and fashionable and there is no lack of formal and elegant mouth

Evan-Bell spread his hands, "Good evening." His face was filled with a bright smile, and he was enjoying the applause, "Good evening, welcome to the annual Academy Awards ceremony, which can be called a film festival. The biggest event." Evan-Bell said here, paused, "Here are the outstanding films and the best actors, actresses, and genderless actors." Evan-Bell He said it seriously, but there was a chuckle of laughter at the scene, "The Academy has always favored actors who have a variety of dramas, just like Kate Winslet, ladies and gentlemen..."

The applause sounded again.

"Kate from England who played a German in 'Life and Death' was nominated; Robert Downey Jr. in 'Tropical Thunder', ladies and gentlemen," screamed again Sound, ... he's a white American, but he played an African-American in the film and was nominated," the scene couldn't help laughing, "and as an Englishman, I played a uh, American, was nominated as well. "The roar of "Oh, oh, oh" was everywhere in an instant, and Evan Bell was still very calm. "As for Heath-Ledger, as an Australian, not only did he act an Australian, but he also acted in a movie. It's called 'Australia (also translated: Australia's troubled times) "only to sit in the audience and watch."

The first violent laughter broke out at the scene, and Heath-Ledger was even more helpless in his position.

"As you know, this is different from previous years, this year is my first time as a host, but it's not the only one that doesn't work, other than that, all expenses have been cut because of the recession, hear Heath tell me , he is planning to appear in a work called 'New Zealand' next year." There was laughter all over the place, and Heath-Ledger put his hands next to his mouth and shouted, "Juno," obviously implying Evan Bell also saves costs himself. Heath-Ledger's "Juno" was obviously very loud, and everyone heard it. Evan Bell pressed his hand at Heath-Ledger, "I have no plans to reduce my salary."

Evan-Bell's words are obviously poking fun at himself. He is currently the number one paid person in the United States. Some time ago, it was reported that Disney hopes to pay 50 million US dollars to invite Evan-Bell to star in "Pirates of the Caribbean 4". Now Evan - The mocking effect of Bell's words at the scene became more and more distinct. Sure enough, there was a burst of laughter at the scene.

"In order to shrink down and go on a diet, the academy said it couldn't get enough funds to create a lavish opening show. Now, guess what, I'm going to try it anyway." Evan Bell's words immediately caused another roar from the scene. With applause and applause, "Yes, that's how I make money." Immediately, a staff member moved an extremely cheap Y-shaped shelf wrapped in tinfoil, and two small wooden chairs, and placed them behind Evan Bell." I spent the night in my garage writing a song to pay homage to this year's movie because in Hollywood, money is not an issue, and you can make dreams even if you have nothing."

The piano sounded on the spot, and the scene behind him suddenly became clear. The yee-shaped shelf was the clicker, and a card was erected behind him, which read "Who wants to be a millionaire?" "..." Evan Bell took two steps back, sat down on the wooden chair, and started the opening show with his well-known singing skills.

, "I'm just a slum boy" sat on that chair, became a millionaire overnight, what will be the future, and what will be the end? Do I really care if there is already an answer? I'm here just to talk to friends. "Evan-Bell's broad vocal range and easy-to-use musicality make a simple and simple melody splendidly and movingly, "How are you?" "This sentence is in Hindi, Evan-Bell stood up again and walked down the stage, "As long as you believe that the real man is in the distance," Evan-Bell knelt on one knee in Kate-Winslet's. Kneeling down in front of him and holding Kate-Winslet's right hand, "I'm willing to cross the ocean of excrement," Kate and Winslet were the first to burst into laughter, and Evan-Bell couldn't help but smile. Meaning, can be heard clearly in his singing, "My story begins in sadness, this slum millionaire who just wants to drink some milk. "

Milk is actually the same word for "Milk", and the music suddenly became lighter. Evan Bell ran towards Sean Pan, "I'm talking about U, Four Little K," and shook Sean Pan. hands, and then ran back to the stage. At this time, the props had been replaced on the stage, and there was only a dilapidated cardboard box. "I'm talking about Milk," Evan-Bell stood directly on the cardboard box and picked up the paper Da Dasheng said, "Harvey-Milk, don't hide it, it doesn't matter if it's a sex, I'm Harvey-Milk! I called everyone in the United States, and I said that Harvey is on the left, Milk is on the right, Just give me a little, a little—"

Evan Bell suddenly opened his hands and said loudly, "Gentlemen, ladies, excellent dancers! 11 Then a group of dancers appeared collectively, standing behind Evan Bell, and they began to collectively provoke street dances that beat the rhythm of the body. Evan Bell performed it with ease. It can be seen that this is his very Familiar field, there is no sense of disobedience. There was a round of applause at the scene. This should be the first time that Evan Bell has shown his dance on such a grand stage except for the Tony Awards. mouth

The music suddenly changed again, the dancers behind left, and a staff member came on stage with a cheap chariot-shaped cardboard box. Obviously, this was to make fun of the "Dark Knight", and there was a piece of cardboard representing a high-rise building. There are three bat toys hanging in front, so shabby that people can't help laughing

Evan-Bell got on this... chariot directly," "Who said comics couldn't be nominated? With millions of bills in hand, how can you be free from distractions? Everyone goes to see the Dark Knight, but you laugh at me being crazy." After getting off the chariot, another long sign was pulled over, "Is the cloak fastened and the body armor properly worn~www.novelhall .com ~ If I could be Benjamin Button! "

The signboard behind him immediately revealed its true face, and it was the most important shapes in the story of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button...", with a round hole left on the top of each set of shapes. Evan Bell immediately ran to the back of the signboard, stuck his head out of the first round hole, and matched with the shape of wearing bibs and leaning on crutches, the whole sense of humor immediately emerged in front of him, making the audience laugh one after another, incessantly

"When I was four years old, I had a sore back, but I still had pubic hair;" Evan-Bell then ran to the second look, a middle-aged man in pajamas and holding coffee, "Although I'm rejuvenated, I still have pubic hair. No one seems to notice." The third figure is a young man with a car and motorcycle, "You think the government will send someone to copy my Gang A", and the fourth figure is a child in overalls, "Do you think the Someone will notify the media before I disappear..." 1 The last look is a baby in a diaper, matched with Evan Bell's handsome face, people can't help but burst into laughter, "Have you not noticed , is this interesting?"

The laughter under the stage was completely continuous, and Evan Bell left the backboard, ran to the front, and said, "Next, I need someone to help me."

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