Snow and Chrisse already got raburabu, now its Meiyas turn! Yuushin
Snow, Chrisse, and I rented a single house for us to live in. It took about a week for the inspections, repairs, and legal procedures to be completed before we received the key. In the meantime, as we were so busy, we decided not to take on any quests.
If we took on quests while were limited on time, we might make mistakes due to being restless over our new lives. So, we decided not to do anything dangerous until we finished moving and have settled in.
Then there were the preparations for the move. Snow and Chrisse were busy choosing furniture and wares for the house, as well as preparing for the party to celebrate our move and new life.
Chrisse was planning on bringing a variety of books from her parents home. In particular her most cherished book, the fitst book she had ever bought; It was a picture book about heroes and demons, she carefully packed it.
The only guest coming is Meiya. We have only a few acquaintances here in the Dragon Continent. I tentatively invited the Adventurers Guild onee-san receptionist, but
This is one of those Sharing of Happiness things, riiiiiiight. AAAaaAAAaAH! I WanT tO gEt MaRrIeD TOoooOOoo!
She roared at me. I apologized to her and hurriedly left the Adventurers Guild.
Then Meiya and I stopped our studies and R&D, and devoted ourselves to making wares for our new life.
For the first time in this world, I have my own house. There is something I absolutely want to make for that.
The thing I wanted to make was. a toilet with a bideta Wash Toilet.
Its indecent to say, but in this world, the ones they mainly used are basically holes in the ground. Large leaves were sold in bunches as toilet paper. The texture was like, seriously, WTF.
The Meiya residence, the Vlad house, and the orphanage all had holes-in-the-ground. I cant stand them no matter what.
Each time I finished doing a #2 and wiped my butt with leaves, I could feel my SAN points being whittled down.
The toilet back in my previous life was a wash toilet. Because the one in my parents home was one of those, I asked the installers to have one installed the day I moved out. The feeling, and a sense of cleanness!! That forbidden fruit which you cant forget once youve tasted it!
So Im making it! A toilet equipped with a bidet!
Ive already ordered the toilets body. One made of white porcelain.
Toilets are almost always made of porcelain, even in my previous world. I read somewhere that if some other material was used, it wouldnt go down as well.
Next is the wash toilets structure. In Thailand, in the previous world, it seems they used a hose to directly wash the butt. But as expected, I prefer Japanese-style wash toilets.
Im making the nozzle to be able to positioned as I liked, through the use of a rotating lever. The structure itself is not so complicated. For materials I used magic liquid metal.
The problems are how to warm the water, and how to make it spray from the nozzle.
The wash toilets in my previous world have two ways to warm up the water. Ones that keep the water temperature constant; the [Heat Preserving Type]. Ones that instantly heat up the portion of the water that is about to be used; the [Instant Heating Type].
The way to make the water spray out is simple, through using pistons with a motor, water can be pushed into a pipe.
The cost for me and Meiya to make the alternate-world-style wash toilet this time is Magic stones 2, nozzle, western-style toilet bowl, materials for other necessary gimmicksall in all, we spent 3 gold coins (about 300 000 yen).
The house we leased cost 5 silver coins per month. It was six months rent.
As for the wash toilets in my previous world, there were ones that cost 300 000 yen if it was one of the more expensive ones. Because I was making it in another world, that price isnt too much.
I told my two wives about the cost and what I used it for, and.
Lute-kun was like that with the handguns as well, but you sure are passionate about strange things. [Oniichan, you shouldnt be too wasteful with money, okay?]
I kind of got treated like a kid without common sense. Its fine. Once they experience the wash toilet, theyll definitely come to realise its splendour!
Wash toilets are the true forbidden fruit! A devilish tool that will always hold you captive after you experience it! I can say with confidence that no matter the world, there is no person that can turn their back to its magnificence! Feel free to experience the dreadfulness of the ultimate weapon developed in Galapagos Japan.
I pictured the writhing forms of the girls taken captive by the wash toilet, and silently smiled to myself.
And like that, the newly rented house was fully furnished with the Lute-model wash toilet.
Below is a side story. The reactions during the use of the wash toilet.
In Snows case. During!? Fugyah! W-, What is thiss?! Funyah?!
AfterThish ish amajing~ It feels so good, my knees have gotten weak!.
In Chrisses case.
During!? -u, nn-u-! Nn-!
AfterT-, This is a torture device created from the knowledge of the Demon King! I-, I will definitely never use it again!
In Meiyas case.
DuringL-, LUTE-SAMAAAA! LU-, LUTE-SAMAA!! LUTE-SAMAAAAAAAAAH!!!
AfterUhuhuhu, as expected of the greatest genius of this age, Lute-sama. To think he would evolve toilets to this level-
In the case of the magic stone salesman.
DuringUHO! Uhohohoho, HOOOH!
AfterIve been opened to a new world-
Chrisse was angry at me with teary eyes. Apparently it didnt go well with her. It was popular with everyone else, though.
(^)